Alan Stumbles Through Life
@effingalan.bsky.social
Still the most important person I know.
Welp that's enough seeing how racist and callous our elected leaders are. I'm gonna....I dunno. Scream into a pillow or something.
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Welp that's enough seeing how racist and callous our elected leaders are. I'm gonna....I dunno. Scream into a pillow or something.
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This is insane. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States
MEMORANDUM FOR THE HEADS OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United
www.whitehouse.gov
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
This is insane. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Sue the fuck out of them and take their funding
The Department of Homeland Security released a Maryland woman who was held for 25 days despite evidence that her lawyers say proves she was born in the United States and is a citizen.
After 25 days, ICE releases Maryland woman who says she is a U.S. citizen
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was detained in December despite her legal team’s claims that she was born in the United States.
wapo.st
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Sue the fuck out of them and take their funding
This Administration will kill whomever they want in the disguise of law enforcement.
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This Administration will kill whomever they want in the disguise of law enforcement.
Taste the rainbow....and the brown stuff.
January 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Taste the rainbow....and the brown stuff.
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The same people who spent yesterday, and the past five years, insisting a Black police officer who shot an insurrectionist breaking into the Capitol should be prosecuted are today bending over backwards to defend an ICE agent who shot a woman in her car in cold blood.
Scum.
Scum.
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The same people who spent yesterday, and the past five years, insisting a Black police officer who shot an insurrectionist breaking into the Capitol should be prosecuted are today bending over backwards to defend an ICE agent who shot a woman in her car in cold blood.
Scum.
Scum.
Oh. You don't say?
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Oh. You don't say?
Fucking...jfc
The woman shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis has been identified as 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good.
Good's husband died in 2023. The two had a child, who's just 6 years old.
The child now has no parents.
"There's nobody else in his life."
Good's husband died in 2023. The two had a child, who's just 6 years old.
The child now has no parents.
"There's nobody else in his life."
‘She was an amazing human being’: Mother identifies woman shot, killed by ICE agent
Renee Nicole Good, 37, lived in the Twin Cities with her partner.
www.startribune.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Fucking...jfc
Today's workout thought is it would've been nice to have a parent for advice and/or as a role model. Alas, I have a mother with schizophrenia and an abusive father. Anyway, here's wonderwall
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Today's workout thought is it would've been nice to have a parent for advice and/or as a role model. Alas, I have a mother with schizophrenia and an abusive father. Anyway, here's wonderwall
Now ask POTUS why he thinks the shooting of Ashli Babbit wasn't justified.
There are no words that adequately describe the putrid rot that is sitting in OUR White House…
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Now ask POTUS why he thinks the shooting of Ashli Babbit wasn't justified.
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
I should probably drink some water today. Someone confirm.
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I should probably drink some water today. Someone confirm.
racist ass nazi bitch
NANCY MACE: Should Somalians in Minnesota be required to speech English if they're citizens?
BALLOU: I think that question is really inappropriate
MACE: Can you name one significant contribution to Minnesota from a Somali immigrant who can't speak English?
BALLOU: I think that question is really inappropriate
MACE: Can you name one significant contribution to Minnesota from a Somali immigrant who can't speak English?
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
racist ass nazi bitch
more of this - arrest them
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
more of this - arrest them
Everything sucks so may as well get high and watch basketball.
a basketball hoop is hanging from a tree
ALT: a basketball hoop is hanging from a tree
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Everything sucks so may as well get high and watch basketball.
Me vs. Work
an orange and white cat is playing with a cardboard box
ALT: an orange and white cat is playing with a cardboard box
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Me vs. Work
Please let this man never live a moment of peace in his life.
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Please let this man never live a moment of peace in his life.
Rest of Sunday plans: ignore the misery bowl out of LV, play video games, watch some Knives Out. Don't be jealous.
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Rest of Sunday plans: ignore the misery bowl out of LV, play video games, watch some Knives Out. Don't be jealous.
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January 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Lolololol. Nothing matters.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Trump said the US is going to 'run Venezuela.' Under what legal authority?
RUBIO: We want a better future for the people of Venezuela
STEPHANOPOULOS: I'll ask again -- what is the legal authority?
RUBIO: We have court orders
RUBIO: We want a better future for the people of Venezuela
STEPHANOPOULOS: I'll ask again -- what is the legal authority?
RUBIO: We have court orders
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Lolololol. Nothing matters.
I've had a pleasurable morning so I'm logged on and ready to ruin all of that.
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I've had a pleasurable morning so I'm logged on and ready to ruin all of that.
Time to get high and finish Stranger Things. And maybe get serious later.
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Time to get high and finish Stranger Things. And maybe get serious later.
Is everyone else terrified of opening their phones in the morning for another dose of us being the world baddies again? Just me?
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Is everyone else terrified of opening their phones in the morning for another dose of us being the world baddies again? Just me?