Alan Stumbles Through Life
@effingalan.bsky.social
Still the most important person I know.
All I got are singles and EPs.
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
All I got are singles and EPs.
Our state is such a fucking embarrassment.
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Our state is such a fucking embarrassment.
For us lame Android users it's the three dots in the top right -> flag as inappropriate
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
For us lame Android users it's the three dots in the top right -> flag as inappropriate
Taste the rainbow....and the brown stuff.
January 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Taste the rainbow....and the brown stuff.
Oh. You don't say?
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Oh. You don't say?
I hate this picture of me but whatever. Enjoy the giant zit hanging around
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I hate this picture of me but whatever. Enjoy the giant zit hanging around
If only I had this peace and serenity.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
If only I had this peace and serenity.
Done and dusted.
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Done and dusted.
Which one of you is this?
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Which one of you is this?
I made colors for dinner.
January 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I made colors for dinner.
I've been told we have the hottest country in the world yet somehow the domestic indices got their asses kicked in 2025. Weird.
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I've been told we have the hottest country in the world yet somehow the domestic indices got their asses kicked in 2025. Weird.
No days off. Leggo.
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
No days off. Leggo.
Rude fuckin pimple to ride into 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Rude fuckin pimple to ride into 2026.
Just gonna fight off my broken brain thoughts remembering I'll be here in a few weeks.
December 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just gonna fight off my broken brain thoughts remembering I'll be here in a few weeks.
This is allegedly a margarita. I have questions.
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is allegedly a margarita. I have questions.
Nom nom nom. Yes, I did it all.
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Nom nom nom. Yes, I did it all.
This is fine.
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is fine.
It's like a little wading pool.
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It's like a little wading pool.
We did it, kids.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We did it, kids.
Nighttime workout is done.
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nighttime workout is done.
Kid's phone sends me alerts on random things like violence and weapons. I appreciate it but also cracks me up I have successfully created another nerd in the world.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Kid's phone sends me alerts on random things like violence and weapons. I appreciate it but also cracks me up I have successfully created another nerd in the world.
Trip booked to cure the winter blues.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trip booked to cure the winter blues.