Alan Stumbles Through Life
@effingalan.bsky.social
Still the most important person I know.
My hometown really reminds me of just how fucking racist half of my family is.
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My hometown really reminds me of just how fucking racist half of my family is.
This is allegedly a margarita. I have questions.
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is allegedly a margarita. I have questions.
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Sinners
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December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Slept four hours. Work is again a flaming pile of dogshit. Have to drive four hours back to my hometown to spend time with family and I 100% do NOT want to do this. WHAT A GREAT DAY
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Slept four hours. Work is again a flaming pile of dogshit. Have to drive four hours back to my hometown to spend time with family and I 100% do NOT want to do this. WHAT A GREAT DAY
Cool part about making a giant Christmas Eve dinner is reheating it on Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Cool part about making a giant Christmas Eve dinner is reheating it on Christmas.
Chinese food consumed. I think it's time for a nap and to embrace the fat.
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Chinese food consumed. I think it's time for a nap and to embrace the fat.
Shower done. Chinese food order in. Now we wait. And dream of egg rolls.
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Shower done. Chinese food order in. Now we wait. And dream of egg rolls.
I'm just glad I don't have to work today
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm just glad I don't have to work today
Nom nom nom. Yes, I did it all.
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Nom nom nom. Yes, I did it all.
Time for the second round of mulled wine. It may not be Christmas outside but it is in my mouth. 🤤
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Time for the second round of mulled wine. It may not be Christmas outside but it is in my mouth. 🤤
Maybe I'll turn on my a/c so it feels like Christmas. Very unnatural outside.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Maybe I'll turn on my a/c so it feels like Christmas. Very unnatural outside.
LAPTOP SHUT TIL FRIDAY
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
LAPTOP SHUT TIL FRIDAY
Holy fuck I think work has finally slowed down for the first time in 2.5 days. Jesus Christ is at fault for all of this. JFC.
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Holy fuck I think work has finally slowed down for the first time in 2.5 days. Jesus Christ is at fault for all of this. JFC.
My HVAC guy has an eyepatch and this year he has a Grinch on it. ☠️☠️☠️☠️
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My HVAC guy has an eyepatch and this year he has a Grinch on it. ☠️☠️☠️☠️
God gave us LOTR extended editions so we can have something to make us feel better about working today. And by God I mean Peter Jackson. All hail Peter.
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
God gave us LOTR extended editions so we can have something to make us feel better about working today. And by God I mean Peter Jackson. All hail Peter.
TIME TO WORK
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
TIME TO WORK
Is it weird to hear One Headlight on the radio and think of @samuraihawk.bsky.social ?
December 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Is it weird to hear One Headlight on the radio and think of @samuraihawk.bsky.social ?
Nothing says Christmas like some soupy fog and a high of 65 degrees.
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Nothing says Christmas like some soupy fog and a high of 65 degrees.
Ok, I'll tolerate work today. So far one co-worker gave me a bottle of whiskey and another gave me $500.
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ok, I'll tolerate work today. So far one co-worker gave me a bottle of whiskey and another gave me $500.
I just need to get through the next 1.5 days so I can enjoy my ham and mulled wine. Blended together like a smoothie.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I just need to get through the next 1.5 days so I can enjoy my ham and mulled wine. Blended together like a smoothie.
Catching up on all the missed news today and, just, what the fuck?
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Catching up on all the missed news today and, just, what the fuck?
This is fucking wild to me.
Vince Zampella, video game developer behind ‘Call of Duty' franchise, killed in crash www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is fucking wild to me.
Been just buried in work all day. Anything newsworthy happen?
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Been just buried in work all day. Anything newsworthy happen?
WORK IS NOT GREAT. THAT IS ALL. CONTINUE ON.
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
WORK IS NOT GREAT. THAT IS ALL. CONTINUE ON.