Eileen Dover
@eileendover.bsky.social
Ex-wife of Ben Dover
Fiancé of Phil Downe
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Fiancé of Phil Downe
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There’s only one person he cares about.
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There’s only one person he cares about.
Ugh, that's the same ugly gold crap that's now in the Oval Office.
So tacky.
So tacky.
June 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ugh, that's the same ugly gold crap that's now in the Oval Office.
So tacky.
So tacky.
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Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump 🙂😂
Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump
“It is time for the fighting to stop,” the Ukrainian president said.
open.substack.com
June 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump 🙂😂
Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Will his gold tomb get tarnished by urine?
May 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Will his gold tomb get tarnished by urine?
NO, TRUMP mismanaged COVID!
Cuomo had to step up and fill the void that the imbecile Trump left when he refused to take it seriously, because if he closed his eyes to it, COVID would disappear! Wouldn't want to risk the economy during an election year, after all.
Cuomo had to step up and fill the void that the imbecile Trump left when he refused to take it seriously, because if he closed his eyes to it, COVID would disappear! Wouldn't want to risk the economy during an election year, after all.
May 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
NO, TRUMP mismanaged COVID!
Cuomo had to step up and fill the void that the imbecile Trump left when he refused to take it seriously, because if he closed his eyes to it, COVID would disappear! Wouldn't want to risk the economy during an election year, after all.
Cuomo had to step up and fill the void that the imbecile Trump left when he refused to take it seriously, because if he closed his eyes to it, COVID would disappear! Wouldn't want to risk the economy during an election year, after all.
The attacks on Biden while in the Middle East were especially egregious!
Then the asshole has the nerve to gets his panties in a bunch because Springsteen criticized him overseas.
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Then the asshole has the nerve to gets his panties in a bunch because Springsteen criticized him overseas.
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May 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The attacks on Biden while in the Middle East were especially egregious!
Then the asshole has the nerve to gets his panties in a bunch because Springsteen criticized him overseas.
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Then the asshole has the nerve to gets his panties in a bunch because Springsteen criticized him overseas.
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
"DOD will hereby EXECUTIVE the minimum..."
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April 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"DOD will hereby EXECUTIVE the minimum..."
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And he's on another field trip...
Just unbelievable, considering the chaos in the office.
Just unbelievable, considering the chaos in the office.
April 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And he's on another field trip...
Just unbelievable, considering the chaos in the office.
Just unbelievable, considering the chaos in the office.
So now IT contracts are 'wasteful'.
How much do you wanna bet that Elon will be the new 'Tech Support'???
How much do you wanna bet that Elon will be the new 'Tech Support'???
April 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So now IT contracts are 'wasteful'.
How much do you wanna bet that Elon will be the new 'Tech Support'???
How much do you wanna bet that Elon will be the new 'Tech Support'???
Hey, where do I get MY check?
That’s not fair!
That’s not fair!
April 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hey, where do I get MY check?
That’s not fair!
That’s not fair!
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April 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if the USA believed this?!
March 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if the USA believed this?!
Trump spelled MAGAt wrong...!!!!
March 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Trump spelled MAGAt wrong...!!!!
His eldest child is now a trans woman, so that’s what he means by ‘he’s dead’!!
What freaking parent would say that out loud about their own child?!
That’s a shitty parent.
And that’s an understatement!!
What freaking parent would say that out loud about their own child?!
That’s a shitty parent.
And that’s an understatement!!
March 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
His eldest child is now a trans woman, so that’s what he means by ‘he’s dead’!!
What freaking parent would say that out loud about their own child?!
That’s a shitty parent.
And that’s an understatement!!
What freaking parent would say that out loud about their own child?!
That’s a shitty parent.
And that’s an understatement!!
I also was ticked off about Schumer--initially.
But shutdowns are always losers, and the Dems don't need the blame for the pain.
And in the end, Trump would get what he wants anyway.
THIS WAY, Trump has the rope to hang himself. Any bad economic/other news is squarely on TRUMP and GOP.
Let's watch.
But shutdowns are always losers, and the Dems don't need the blame for the pain.
And in the end, Trump would get what he wants anyway.
THIS WAY, Trump has the rope to hang himself. Any bad economic/other news is squarely on TRUMP and GOP.
Let's watch.
March 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I also was ticked off about Schumer--initially.
But shutdowns are always losers, and the Dems don't need the blame for the pain.
And in the end, Trump would get what he wants anyway.
THIS WAY, Trump has the rope to hang himself. Any bad economic/other news is squarely on TRUMP and GOP.
Let's watch.
But shutdowns are always losers, and the Dems don't need the blame for the pain.
And in the end, Trump would get what he wants anyway.
THIS WAY, Trump has the rope to hang himself. Any bad economic/other news is squarely on TRUMP and GOP.
Let's watch.
And now marijuana distribution is a legal business.
Crazy.
Crazy.
March 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And now marijuana distribution is a legal business.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Trump country will learn what no FEMA means.
March 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Trump country will learn what no FEMA means.
We paid in, so we are 'entitled' to it!
March 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We paid in, so we are 'entitled' to it!
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This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.
March 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.
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Many of us have heard of Occam's Razor. It is a principle which states that the simplest explanation to a problem is often correct. An explanation is simpler if it involves fewer suppositions.
According to Occam's Razor, Donald Trump is a compromised Russian asset.
According to Occam's Razor, Donald Trump is a compromised Russian asset.
March 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Many of us have heard of Occam's Razor. It is a principle which states that the simplest explanation to a problem is often correct. An explanation is simpler if it involves fewer suppositions.
According to Occam's Razor, Donald Trump is a compromised Russian asset.
According to Occam's Razor, Donald Trump is a compromised Russian asset.