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Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
According to Occam's Razor, Donald Trump is a compromised Russian asset.
According to Occam's Razor, Donald Trump is a compromised Russian asset.
A guy walks down the street talking on the phone, saying "what an asshole!"
Police detains him - "you broke the law about insulting the president"
He goes "what? I was talking about my buddy!".
Police replies "Yeah right, we all know who the asshole is"
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
🚨 We are looking for real, personal stories about how the Trump Administration is impacting you and your family. 🚨
These calls are cutting through the noise.
Please call & PASS IT ON!
🚨 We are looking for real, personal stories about how the Trump Administration is impacting you and your family. 🚨
These calls are cutting through the noise.
Please call & PASS IT ON!
Trump is breaking . . . people.
Trump is breaking . . . people.
(From Clay Bennett)
(From Clay Bennett)