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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃
@eirewolf.bsky.social
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <– what I know
Leatherworker, 🎭 maskmaker, sculptor, geek of many fandoms (master of none), Christ follower, LGBTQ+ adjacent, Childless Cat Lady, eccentric auntie, constant WIP, formerly recovering misanthrope. (she/her)
www.EirewolfCreations.com
My cheerful friends in the gloom of winter.
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Third time’s a charm. (I decided that the first two words I got, “mid” and “sloppy,” are not nice at all and apply to LAST year.)
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Happy birthday to all the InfoSec professionals out there! 🎈🥳🎉 And happy new year to all! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Uh, MOST of them? Kids’ movies in the 80s were generally traumatizing. But one that I watched probably at least a dozen times was NOT a kids’ movie and NOT age-appropriate, yet for some reason nobody stopped me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #GenX #MadMaxBeyondThunderdome
December 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Tonight’s entertainment is The Muppet Christmas Carol.
a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
Alt: Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge dances with the Ghost of Christmas Present (a giant jolly muppet with a red beard) in The Muppet Christmas Carol.
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is SO CUTE! 🤣

Coo-t, if you will. 🐦
@rosemarymosco.com a jeopardy contestant today is wearing a pigeon sweater!
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Our favorite neighborhood restaurant that was playing Christmas music just a couple days ago is playing heavy metal today, and I appreciate it so much. 😭💜

There’s only so much I can take. 😅
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My lil’ cactus is having a baby! It’s a Christmas miracle! 😊

I shall call her name Jesus.
🎄🌵🎄
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Welp. We’re finally getting that storm we were promised (and the accompanying power brownouts and screaming UPS units at 3am). 💨 😵‍💫 🌧️
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
We are getting into the festive spirit by watching the classic Christmas movie, DIE HARD. 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters in the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Y’know, I’ve been trying to think of things I can do while visiting relatives this Christmas… 😅😬😭
A shout out to all of the people who find this time or year difficult for lots if reasons....
Big hugs to you ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Awake and quietly freaking out in the Witching Hour before 4am. As one does. 🙃
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The Road. Nope nope nope never nope NO THANK YOU.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🐻 <— “What do I do about this big fella that’s living under my house?”

“Just… uh… never go outside and you’ll be fine.” 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Be there, or be… somewhere else, having less nerdy fun! 🤓 (I know where MY towel is.)
And thanks for all the… 🐟🐬

Don’t let the second most intelligent species on Earth (the other being mice, obviously) wink away, leaving you and your loved ones without a plan for July 4th weekend!

Register with our CYBER MONDAY discount code MARVIN10 for $10 OFF a Full Weekend badge.
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Happy Caturday. 😸 #CatsOfBluesky
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.

California Condor
Bobcat
Bison
Rattlesnake
Dolphins (from a distance)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.

Gray whales
Harbor seals
Mule deer
Peregrine falcons
Golden eagles
Bears. Sort of.
Seals
Otters
Sea Lions
Deer
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve lived on or near the San Andreas Fault my whole life. I like to think of it as MY fault. 🤓

(It’s been making noises this week, and making me a little nervous.) 😬

My fellow Fault Dwellers! Are you prepared for The Big One? ‘Cuz it’s likely to happen in our lifetimes. Don’t let it surprise you.
a cartoon of a staircase with pictures of the simpsons on the wall
Alt: A cartoon scene of a staircase with family pictures of the Simpsons falling off the pink wall in an earthquake. Caption says “rumbling.”
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The spammers and scammers are getting SO CLEVER! 😂
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Lot of people think if they light the fire, they get to tell it what to burn.

Politely, we disagree.
This is a Texas Republican who was part of the January 6th mob
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I love this image. So often, we humans think of “nature” as something outside ourselves, something we aren’t really part of. We ARE part of it, and it’s part of us. We need to take care of it.
The work of Diana Catchpole, contemporary UK based illustrator and printmaker
#ReframingWomenPrintmakers
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM