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EJ
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Talking hockey and dogs in BC.
Tulsky is a witch
February 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Yall aren’t making definitive performance evaluations based on charts built on a 3 game round robin sample, right? Because that would be silly. So surely people wouldn’t be doing it. Right?
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
LeBrun posting this probably makes the Mach3 line my legacy but on the other hand is the slander of being called a Canucks fan worth it
February 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Tim Stützle at the Olympics (is wearing a neck guard)
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I love Tom Wilson getting kicked out for Seth Jarvis for Seth Jarvis
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Literally just sitting oh my couch going “ohohohohohoho” like an anime villain at that Celebrini goal
February 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I would say that’s Thompson’s number but we all know it’s not going to be
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Sidney Crosby 🤌
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
MACKLINNNNN. I’m having so much fun.
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Lmao see it’s fun
I wish Team Canada was configured to power kill more. They have the horses
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I wish Team Canada was configured to power kill more. They have the horses
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Okay I’m here to pose a solution to the three different Mack/Mc/Mac spellings in the Celebrini - McDavid - MacKinnon line: the Mach 3 Line
February 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Is it good if Nathan MacKinnon is your net front clean up guy
February 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Oh my GOD Macklin. That filthy as hell
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
How’s that shot for yall
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Really living for Marner being Sid’s rent-a-Geno for International walk outs. Do you think there was a drawing? Volunteers? Did Sid review applications
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
MACKLIN CELEBRINI!!!! Emotional
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Sometimes I see Canes fans tweets/replies and then have to fully open the NHL app to check where they’re at in the standings and confirm I haven’t fallen into an alternate reality where they aren’t tied for second in the league and have won playoff rounds multiple years straight
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Reposted by EJ
Tumbler Ridge is a small planned resource community, a winding 90 minute drive from the nearest city of at least 10,000 people.

A massive number of people are going to descend there tomorrow.

May those that arrive have respect and grace for the unimaginable grief.
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Oh my god and with the OT winner on top of an existing G and A1. A pretty individual effort there too.
FELIX! Been a while since I’ve checked in on my guy. He’s looking really good and the goal is nice too. Every time I watch him I swear his floor looks a little higher to me.
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
FELIX! Been a while since I’ve checked in on my guy. He’s looking really good and the goal is nice too. Every time I watch him I swear his floor looks a little higher to me.
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
IM EMOTIONAL. SO DESERVED
Seth Jarvis will replace the injured Brayden Point at the Olympics
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Reposted by EJ
Tocchet:
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
SETH FRICKIN JARVIS
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Anyway, it’s incredible that the 2024-2025 Vancouver Canucks were so toxic that it was apparently contagious, in that the people who left the org at that time are turning multiple other franchises into clown shows.
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM