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The Phillies killed my grandpa and now they’re coming for me.

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · May 6

I don’t say this lightly, as online tends to amplify the most exaggerated claims, but the current federal government is enacting a post-humanist project where they want to kill you because they believe AI will eliminate your job, thus making you a burden on the state. Every action points to this

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 13h

The Trump photo is getting all the attention but don't sleep on RFK hightailing the fuck out of there. (Dr. Oz, to his credit, seems to have jumped into action)

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15h

Medical emergency in the White House as someone collapses

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 18h

Looks like the quote is attributed to player agent Tom Reich, who died in 2021 and was actually the agent for LSD pitcher Doc Ellis so I'm guessing no!

Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah this is exactly what MTG wants. Beware the wolf in sheep's clothing, etc

Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 18h

From the Philadelphia Inquirer in 1994, three days before the MLB strike. All I can say is "lol"

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 20h

1) She has been clearly and openly moderating some of her stances, especially about Epstein
2) MAGA will vote for a woman. They’ve done it in AZ for someone just as nuts (Kari Lake)
3) Don’t laugh at this. She’s dangerous and she can easily win!

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 21h

Laugh at this at your own peril

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 1d

Marjorie Taylor Greene has confided to colleagues that she wants to run for president, according to four sources familiar with the matter, including one who has spoken with her directly about it.
www.notus.org/2028-electio...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Telling People She Wants to Run for President

One source told NOTUS Greene believes she has “the national donor network to win the primary.”

www.notus.org

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

This thread is 33 posts long. No I did not read all of it, in fact I stopped after like the third post, but I just kept clicking out of morbid curiosity

The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 2d

1. Look, Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.

I know this is true, because the same was said of Eric Adams. New York City’s outgoing mayor did not live up to his billing. Its incoming mayor (presumably) is almost certainly not going to live up to his.

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 1d

This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 1d

the cope on fox tonight has been good

A screenshot from Fox News' The Ingraham Angle

Laura Ingraham is on the left half of the screen talking to Vivek Ramaswamy remotely and he is on the right half of the screen

The chyron reads "By winning, Democrats are actually losing"

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

“Parks and Rec’s depiction of an elitist member of the PMR devising top-down solutions to a populace devastated by neoliberal policies-“ just stop. It is a TV show.

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

It is a satirical comedy show, often funny, sometimes annoying, that has aged horribly. There’s nothing else to it.

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

Parks and Recreation discourse is unbearable. From both sides.

Travis Mason-Bushman @snarkranger.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 2d

The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

One Sippercene, hold the Grlers

𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 1d

mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

Curtis Sliwa, a complete maniac and deeply prejudiced republican, has treated Zohran Mamdani with more respect than a gigantic chunk of "liberal" politicians and public figures. He has treated him like a human being which is more than I can say about shit like this.

Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 2d

Joe Gebbia, a billionaire, is the co-founder of AirBnB, a presidential appointee and a Tesla board member claiming ISIS waited until the last minute to endorse Mamdani.

This is sick.

Joe Gebbia
• @jgebbia • 1h
Can't imagine why ISIS waited till the last possible minute for that endorsement

The Persian Jewess &@persianjewe...•3h
Cuomo is endorsed by President Trump, Elon Musk, Bill Ackman, Michael Bloomberg, and Bill Clinton.
Mamdani is endorsed by ISIS and the terrorist...

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing a little Fred Durst/Billy Joel collab won’t solve

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

Would Mamdani's platform do as well everywhere in the country? Probably not. But you know what I think would? How clearly he did not care what Republicans and conservative media thought of him. He knows he'll be called a Commie by virtue of being a Democrat so he just does his thing.

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

I know he just quit his radio gig but that was the perfect spot for him. Just tune in every once in a while and you'll catch him mid-rant about bail reform but he'll also throw in a "it's like how the Jets don't have anybody protecting the QB"

Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

I'm guessing people fleeing WaPo who still want national news

Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

Dude I know Sliwa is a weirdo and holds many contemptible positions but it's impossible not to have some kind of warped respect for the guy. He's a fascinating figure.

Chris Sommerfeldt @c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 1d

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone will focus on New York, but if there is a canary in a coal mine that should worry Republicans, it's New Jersey. Sherrill was a pretty bleh candidate, her opponent wasn't exactly a firebreather Republican, and the money spent was pretty close as well. And it was a bloodbath.

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

Vinny (38, Union electrician, Monmouth County): Citarelli seems like he might be gay idk

Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 1d

The name DiGirolamo is fucking Teflon in Bensalem somehow

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 2d

Probably the best election night for Dems since Obama 08, right?

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 2d

Ackman probably

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Sportsball Dumbfuck Bensalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 2d

Love you dude but glad you ate shit on this one lol

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

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