𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔄𝔠𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔩𝔬𝔢
@eldergodchloe.bsky.social
Pinned
oh you think i’m gay? you have no idea how gay i am. i’ve ascended to levels of faggotry that could make sappho blush. i’ve dyked out so hard it sank the island of lesbos.
my skin is doing that thing were it’s hyper sensitive and my clothes feel like they’re made of sandpaper
February 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
my skin is doing that thing were it’s hyper sensitive and my clothes feel like they’re made of sandpaper
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"You are dust and to dust you shall return"
ok bro write this down
1. I'm not dust, I'm like water and carbon and some other shit
2. I'm going to live forever
3. I will let you put the ash cross on my forehead but ONLY because it looks aesthetic asf
ok bro write this down
1. I'm not dust, I'm like water and carbon and some other shit
2. I'm going to live forever
3. I will let you put the ash cross on my forehead but ONLY because it looks aesthetic asf
February 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"You are dust and to dust you shall return"
ok bro write this down
1. I'm not dust, I'm like water and carbon and some other shit
2. I'm going to live forever
3. I will let you put the ash cross on my forehead but ONLY because it looks aesthetic asf
ok bro write this down
1. I'm not dust, I'm like water and carbon and some other shit
2. I'm going to live forever
3. I will let you put the ash cross on my forehead but ONLY because it looks aesthetic asf
what a steal
February 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
what a steal
tigermilk into if you’re feeling sinister into the boy with the arab strap is such an amazing 3 album run
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
tigermilk into if you’re feeling sinister into the boy with the arab strap is such an amazing 3 album run
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can any of u women w a proper script for t-gel or t-cream for ur penis please tell me what dosage u were prescribed? my doctor is hesitant to give it to me bcuz she cant find official dosage info. please retweet unless u hate my penis :(
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
can any of u women w a proper script for t-gel or t-cream for ur penis please tell me what dosage u were prescribed? my doctor is hesitant to give it to me bcuz she cant find official dosage info. please retweet unless u hate my penis :(
two coworkers play videos on their phone loudly in the tiny break room while a new violin player practices to a metronome - and other sounds that make you wanna die!
February 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
two coworkers play videos on their phone loudly in the tiny break room while a new violin player practices to a metronome - and other sounds that make you wanna die!
accidentally took two naps today, but at least i didn’t forget my shot :)
February 17, 2026 at 5:03 AM
accidentally took two naps today, but at least i didn’t forget my shot :)
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does anyone know how i can search nasa image archives with just the image id number. im looking for higher resolution images from a book im reading
February 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
does anyone know how i can search nasa image archives with just the image id number. im looking for higher resolution images from a book im reading
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the limitless vastness of the liberal imagination cannot conjure up a candidate that isn't a transphobe
February 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
the limitless vastness of the liberal imagination cannot conjure up a candidate that isn't a transphobe
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sunday night february ‘26
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
sunday night february ‘26
i made raviolis in garlic butter sauce and am too full to move so one of you is going to have to go fix me a bowl of ice cream
February 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
i made raviolis in garlic butter sauce and am too full to move so one of you is going to have to go fix me a bowl of ice cream
what size needles are y'all rocking for draw and injection (IM)?
i'm about to run out of my first batch of 21g draw and 23g inject and might switch it up
i'm about to run out of my first batch of 21g draw and 23g inject and might switch it up
February 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
what size needles are y'all rocking for draw and injection (IM)?
i'm about to run out of my first batch of 21g draw and 23g inject and might switch it up
i'm about to run out of my first batch of 21g draw and 23g inject and might switch it up
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Explaining to my partners that Will Riker is an ally (they did not ask).
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Explaining to my partners that Will Riker is an ally (they did not ask).
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we're fixing it dw
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
we're fixing it dw
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Happy love day to lovers
February 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Happy love day to lovers
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I could put baby in a corner. I’m not even scared of babies.
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I could put baby in a corner. I’m not even scared of babies.
y’all look at this valentine i made :)
the card my gf made for me for valentines day 🥰🥰🥰 its so cute oh my gosh
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
y’all look at this valentine i made :)
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a bouquet from my love to celebrate our love 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
a bouquet from my love to celebrate our love 🥰
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It’s so weird seeing articles like “so-and-so is the first gay [specific sport] athlete at the Olympics.” Have you seen the Olympics? They’re all gay.
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
It’s so weird seeing articles like “so-and-so is the first gay [specific sport] athlete at the Olympics.” Have you seen the Olympics? They’re all gay.
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As a girl who doesn’t wear dresses I’m saving up all my “thanks it has pockets” energy for when I get my pussy
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
As a girl who doesn’t wear dresses I’m saving up all my “thanks it has pockets” energy for when I get my pussy
happy friday the 13th! don’t forget to leave your horny teens and tweens out for jason tonight
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
happy friday the 13th! don’t forget to leave your horny teens and tweens out for jason tonight
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halp!
i haven't had much luck with job stuff yet since I got laid off, gf and I got ill and she couldn't work so we're doing our best with the bit we have left right now. we don't really have food right now.
reposts *very* appreciated! 🙏
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i haven't had much luck with job stuff yet since I got laid off, gf and I got ill and she couldn't work so we're doing our best with the bit we have left right now. we don't really have food right now.
reposts *very* appreciated! 🙏
ko-fi.com/pocketeevee/...
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February 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
halp!
i haven't had much luck with job stuff yet since I got laid off, gf and I got ill and she couldn't work so we're doing our best with the bit we have left right now. we don't really have food right now.
reposts *very* appreciated! 🙏
ko-fi.com/pocketeevee/...
i haven't had much luck with job stuff yet since I got laid off, gf and I got ill and she couldn't work so we're doing our best with the bit we have left right now. we don't really have food right now.
reposts *very* appreciated! 🙏
ko-fi.com/pocketeevee/...