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Incockneato
@elemani.bsky.social
· Nov 16
a man in a white tank top is holding a child
ALT: a man in a white tank top is holding a child
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Hi! 👋🏾
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
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🚨 BREAKING: It’s being reported that the CDC in the US is ending its experiments on monkeys! Approximately 200 macaques currently used in harmful research will be affected; future research on primates will also be discontinued. 🐵 🙌🏼
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🚨 BREAKING: It’s being reported that the CDC in the US is ending its experiments on monkeys! Approximately 200 macaques currently used in harmful research will be affected; future research on primates will also be discontinued. 🐵 🙌🏼
Me personally, I’d like to be — and be WITH a villain. Hero’s stories stem from them sacrificing their true love “for the greater good” 🤮 EEEEYUCKK! Villains sacrifice the world for their true love. Gimme dat.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me personally, I’d like to be — and be WITH a villain. Hero’s stories stem from them sacrificing their true love “for the greater good” 🤮 EEEEYUCKK! Villains sacrifice the world for their true love. Gimme dat.
I dont know about the movie- but these two are my biggest recession indicators. Trying to get me to believe being bone skinny is “in” is a crazy way to say “get ready to starve”
“Wicked: For Good” is second only to “A Minecraft Movie” for 2025’s biggest opening weekend.
‘Wicked: For Good’ Dominates Box Office With $150 Million Opening—Beating Last Year’s First Installment
“Wicked: For Good” is second only to “A Minecraft Movie” for 2025’s biggest opening weekend.
www.forbes.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I dont know about the movie- but these two are my biggest recession indicators. Trying to get me to believe being bone skinny is “in” is a crazy way to say “get ready to starve”
Just went in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and cut my hair—- THEN I took it outside to burn it
wtf happened to me in a past life 😂😂😂
wtf happened to me in a past life 😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just went in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and cut my hair—- THEN I took it outside to burn it
wtf happened to me in a past life 😂😂😂
wtf happened to me in a past life 😂😂😂
Hell yeah, wear ‘em LOUD and PROUD boysss! ✍🏿 📄
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hell yeah, wear ‘em LOUD and PROUD boysss! ✍🏿 📄
“It’s a class war, not race” NIGGAAA. It took racism to CREATE the classes yall wanna fight about NOW
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“It’s a class war, not race” NIGGAAA. It took racism to CREATE the classes yall wanna fight about NOW
I have never in my life tried to be the girl that lights up a room. In fact, I’d argue it could stand to be darker
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have never in my life tried to be the girl that lights up a room. In fact, I’d argue it could stand to be darker
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She’s really the menace Natalie Nunn wants to be!
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
She’s really the menace Natalie Nunn wants to be!
There is absolutely nothing I could say about a mf that would beat me to a pulp
Y’all arguing about a tea page and joseline outside like this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There is absolutely nothing I could say about a mf that would beat me to a pulp
Well HURRY UP THEN. What’re waiting for!?
Jeezus christ on a cracker! Living on earth has certainly lost its appeal.
ground.news/article/scie...
ground.news/article/scie...
Scientists Warn Key Ocean Current Collapse Could Bring Ice Age
Iceland has declared the potential collapse of the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC), a major ocean current system that transports warm tropical water northward and moderates European...
ground.news
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Well HURRY UP THEN. What’re waiting for!?
I was able to pull it off and be home by 11PM.
I have, genuinely - SO MUCH work to do, it’s INSANE. Then, I have so many errands to run immediately after, -but I also have to have this all done by 5:00 because I’m scheduled for fun at 5:30
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was able to pull it off and be home by 11PM.
Yall know damn well why aliens won’t make mass contact. There is an entire group of ppl on earth that will (and probably have) EAT them
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yall know damn well why aliens won’t make mass contact. There is an entire group of ppl on earth that will (and probably have) EAT them
“Be the best. I don’t care what it is. If you’re a stripper, they better be coming to see YOU” -Big NISH
Name something your mom taught you.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Be the best. I don’t care what it is. If you’re a stripper, they better be coming to see YOU” -Big NISH
I have, genuinely - SO MUCH work to do, it’s INSANE. Then, I have so many errands to run immediately after, -but I also have to have this all done by 5:00 because I’m scheduled for fun at 5:30
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I have, genuinely - SO MUCH work to do, it’s INSANE. Then, I have so many errands to run immediately after, -but I also have to have this all done by 5:00 because I’m scheduled for fun at 5:30
Apparently EVERYBODY necks this man up BUT Hillary
I'm sorry... What happened with El Cheeto and Clinton?
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Apparently EVERYBODY necks this man up BUT Hillary
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwuhhhh
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwuhhhh
Vance about to be president, ain’t it?
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Vance about to be president, ain’t it?
And THATS on firing Elmo
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And THATS on firing Elmo
Jeffery said in them emails he was “scared he’s going to tank the economy- can’t Barack talk to him?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and this nigga won AGAIN
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Jeffery said in them emails he was “scared he’s going to tank the economy- can’t Barack talk to him?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and this nigga won AGAIN
ALCOHOL. Smoking and alcohol.
10. What ages a person quickly?
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ALCOHOL. Smoking and alcohol.
I honestly didn’t think there could be a worse president than dump, but dump 2.0 is legit catastrophic
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I honestly didn’t think there could be a worse president than dump, but dump 2.0 is legit catastrophic
Jokes on them, I have a southern grandma.
Not us all finding out we’re ugly at the same time
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jokes on them, I have a southern grandma.
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Good morning 🙂↕️
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Good morning 🙂↕️
My husband calls: “hey, heads up, I might be coming home with an Akita”
Me: “oh, okay, is that like a game?”
Him: “yeah, kinda”
Me later on Google: A DOG!?
Me: “oh, okay, is that like a game?”
Him: “yeah, kinda”
Me later on Google: A DOG!?
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My husband calls: “hey, heads up, I might be coming home with an Akita”
Me: “oh, okay, is that like a game?”
Him: “yeah, kinda”
Me later on Google: A DOG!?
Me: “oh, okay, is that like a game?”
Him: “yeah, kinda”
Me later on Google: A DOG!?
The biggest proof of spiritual warfare for me is the fact that you can feed from spreading happiness and joy and get even more full than sucking people of it—- but they’re doing it for the love of the game
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The biggest proof of spiritual warfare for me is the fact that you can feed from spreading happiness and joy and get even more full than sucking people of it—- but they’re doing it for the love of the game