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@elemani.bsky.social
· Nov 16
a man in a white tank top is holding a child
ALT: a man in a white tank top is holding a child
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Hi! 👋🏾
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
Jokes on you. I’ve been an AARP member for 5 years this year.
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Jokes on you. I’ve been an AARP member for 5 years this year.
“For free”. Nothing in life is free, especially not from a corporation. If you’re not paying for financially- you should be MORE concerned.
Also, half a million KIDS go missing a year in the U.S. (probably more tbh). One would think you’d lead with that since most pets have.. trackers in them.
Also, half a million KIDS go missing a year in the U.S. (probably more tbh). One would think you’d lead with that since most pets have.. trackers in them.
February 9, 2026 at 10:42 AM
“For free”. Nothing in life is free, especially not from a corporation. If you’re not paying for financially- you should be MORE concerned.
Also, half a million KIDS go missing a year in the U.S. (probably more tbh). One would think you’d lead with that since most pets have.. trackers in them.
Also, half a million KIDS go missing a year in the U.S. (probably more tbh). One would think you’d lead with that since most pets have.. trackers in them.
I set a timer and everything. I’d be damned if hillbilly halftime had even one more view than Benito
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I set a timer and everything. I’d be damned if hillbilly halftime had even one more view than Benito
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Saw this for the first time in person at a restaurant yesterday
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Saw this for the first time in person at a restaurant yesterday
I cut that game off so quick after the concert. I got mad asf it wasn’t just his concert. 🥕🥕🥕 (my kids hate carrots. Biggest insult).
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I cut that game off so quick after the concert. I got mad asf it wasn’t just his concert. 🥕🥕🥕 (my kids hate carrots. Biggest insult).
Listening to my kids sing dtmf loud and proud, I could CRY
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Listening to my kids sing dtmf loud and proud, I could CRY
I love bad bunny so much omfg
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I love bad bunny so much omfg
So go watch kid diddler rock??? I’m so confused wtf
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
So go watch kid diddler rock??? I’m so confused wtf
Only mfs that should be getting dragged for where they work is congress and ICE
Y’all get real ugly when talking about people losing their jobs. Why were people still working at The Post? Because they need salary and benefits. Same reason you’re working at yours.
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Only mfs that should be getting dragged for where they work is congress and ICE
Vanity Fair- living up to the name
February 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Vanity Fair- living up to the name
One day my kids’ kids are going to get ahold of my social media post and there will be a great wondering
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
One day my kids’ kids are going to get ahold of my social media post and there will be a great wondering
I get a mini Kit Kat and immediately eat 3 more. I get one full sized Kit Kat and I can’t finish one bar.
Tf is that about?
Tf is that about?
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I get a mini Kit Kat and immediately eat 3 more. I get one full sized Kit Kat and I can’t finish one bar.
Tf is that about?
Tf is that about?
Men done been in charge for fiddylemunn years and at no point did ANYONE think “maybe women should handle the next century”
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Men done been in charge for fiddylemunn years and at no point did ANYONE think “maybe women should handle the next century”
I just feel like if we can’t get reparations- at the VERY least we should be off Feb 1-28, full pay. At the VERY LEAST.
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I just feel like if we can’t get reparations- at the VERY least we should be off Feb 1-28, full pay. At the VERY LEAST.
Whatever happens after all this- my grandkids gone be SICK OF MEEEE.
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Whatever happens after all this- my grandkids gone be SICK OF MEEEE.
Grilled watermelon on the side actually
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Grilled watermelon on the side actually
“So at THIS 🫱🏾 point I’m…”
"Come to find out"....
Its "Whole time" for me! lmao
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
“So at THIS 🫱🏾 point I’m…”
Yeah, I disagree. This is very much on period purr with chile. We should let others embrace our freaknik. You’re being very titibaby rn
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Yeah, I disagree. This is very much on period purr with chile. We should let others embrace our freaknik. You’re being very titibaby rn
Omg guys just mutually assuredly destruct eachother already
February 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Omg guys just mutually assuredly destruct eachother already
Called Michael Jackson all kinds of names- but guess who’s NOT in them files
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Called Michael Jackson all kinds of names- but guess who’s NOT in them files
Definitely! I’m certainly adding to the list of destinations! Thank you, wishing your family well!
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Definitely! I’m certainly adding to the list of destinations! Thank you, wishing your family well!
As much as I love GNX and definitely believe it should have won BRA, Glorilla ate UPPP last year.
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
As much as I love GNX and definitely believe it should have won BRA, Glorilla ate UPPP last year.
Happy Black History Month @barackobama.bsky.social . The north remembers
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Happy Black History Month @barackobama.bsky.social . The north remembers
You know, I’ve genuinely been thinking of doing this! Just been weary of… you know… 🧊
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
You know, I’ve genuinely been thinking of doing this! Just been weary of… you know… 🧊