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· Nov 16
a man in a white tank top is holding a child
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Hi! 👋🏾
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
I set a timer and everything. I’d be damned if hillbilly halftime had even one more view than Benito
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I set a timer and everything. I’d be damned if hillbilly halftime had even one more view than Benito
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Saw this for the first time in person at a restaurant yesterday
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Saw this for the first time in person at a restaurant yesterday
I cut that game off so quick after the concert. I got mad asf it wasn’t just his concert. 🥕🥕🥕 (my kids hate carrots. Biggest insult).
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I cut that game off so quick after the concert. I got mad asf it wasn’t just his concert. 🥕🥕🥕 (my kids hate carrots. Biggest insult).
Listening to my kids sing dtmf loud and proud, I could CRY
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Listening to my kids sing dtmf loud and proud, I could CRY
I love bad bunny so much omfg
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I love bad bunny so much omfg
Only mfs that should be getting dragged for where they work is congress and ICE
Y’all get real ugly when talking about people losing their jobs. Why were people still working at The Post? Because they need salary and benefits. Same reason you’re working at yours.
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Only mfs that should be getting dragged for where they work is congress and ICE
One day my kids’ kids are going to get ahold of my social media post and there will be a great wondering
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
One day my kids’ kids are going to get ahold of my social media post and there will be a great wondering
I get a mini Kit Kat and immediately eat 3 more. I get one full sized Kit Kat and I can’t finish one bar.
Tf is that about?
Tf is that about?
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I get a mini Kit Kat and immediately eat 3 more. I get one full sized Kit Kat and I can’t finish one bar.
Tf is that about?
Tf is that about?
Men done been in charge for fiddylemunn years and at no point did ANYONE think “maybe women should handle the next century”
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Men done been in charge for fiddylemunn years and at no point did ANYONE think “maybe women should handle the next century”
I just feel like if we can’t get reparations- at the VERY least we should be off Feb 1-28, full pay. At the VERY LEAST.
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I just feel like if we can’t get reparations- at the VERY least we should be off Feb 1-28, full pay. At the VERY LEAST.
Whatever happens after all this- my grandkids gone be SICK OF MEEEE.
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Whatever happens after all this- my grandkids gone be SICK OF MEEEE.
“So at THIS 🫱🏾 point I’m…”
"Come to find out"....
Its "Whole time" for me! lmao
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
“So at THIS 🫱🏾 point I’m…”
Omg guys just mutually assuredly destruct eachother already
February 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Omg guys just mutually assuredly destruct eachother already
Called Michael Jackson all kinds of names- but guess who’s NOT in them files
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Called Michael Jackson all kinds of names- but guess who’s NOT in them files
As much as I love GNX and definitely believe it should have won BRA, Glorilla ate UPPP last year.
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
As much as I love GNX and definitely believe it should have won BRA, Glorilla ate UPPP last year.
Happy Black History Month @barackobama.bsky.social . The north remembers
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Happy Black History Month @barackobama.bsky.social . The north remembers
Leaked is CRAZY when they were supposed to drop them a month ago
It was Melania, she needs to get the negative attention off of her movie flop.
February 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Leaked is CRAZY when they were supposed to drop them a month ago
What’s next!? You don’t like yams touching Mac!?!?!?
Sweet potato pie
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
What’s next!? You don’t like yams touching Mac!?!?!?
I would like to try larping-
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I would like to try larping-
Smh. This coulda been us
Bdelloid rotifers are microscopic, all-female aquatic animals that has avoided sex for over 50 million years, they survive by stealing useful genes from other organisms.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Smh. This coulda been us
Tf my boy got!? Annalise!?
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Tf my boy got!? Annalise!?
The sheer size of the United States never dawned on me as a child. The fact we have places that have never seen snow, and places that hardly get a chance to recover from winter before it restarts- in one country- is INSANE
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The sheer size of the United States never dawned on me as a child. The fact we have places that have never seen snow, and places that hardly get a chance to recover from winter before it restarts- in one country- is INSANE
Michael Jackson, Princess D, and Whitney would NOT be proud of the world rn
January 25, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Michael Jackson, Princess D, and Whitney would NOT be proud of the world rn
This man just rescued a Cane Corso and brought him home to live with us. I— 😅
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 PM
This man just rescued a Cane Corso and brought him home to live with us. I— 😅
Nigga look a mess
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Nigga look a mess