Eleventh Day Emperor
@eleventhdayemperor.bsky.social
Technically my banner is a tasteful nude of myself, checkmate prudes
The Eleventh Day Empire will eat the sky
And I ask you: “does the Black Moon howl?”
Stream of consciousness | 🏳️🌈 he/him | Maryland Expansionist | 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇬🇱 | I may be crass at times | FUCK ICE
The Eleventh Day Empire will eat the sky
And I ask you: “does the Black Moon howl?”
Stream of consciousness | 🏳️🌈 he/him | Maryland Expansionist | 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇬🇱 | I may be crass at times | FUCK ICE
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Centrist MLK: I have a dream that someday the polling will show that it’s safe to support integrated schools
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Centrist MLK: I have a dream that someday the polling will show that it’s safe to support integrated schools
Me skittering out of the Wendy’s quickly as two soldiers walk in so I don’t let myself start staring (men in uniform 😳)
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Me skittering out of the Wendy’s quickly as two soldiers walk in so I don’t let myself start staring (men in uniform 😳)
“Do you think the hyperobject at the end of time is a gentle lover?” This is a moot question
A bear and a goose are at the end of time. They are not a gentle lovers because they are not lovers. They are mourners. They are progenitors. They have created us.
A bear and a goose are at the end of time. They are not a gentle lovers because they are not lovers. They are mourners. They are progenitors. They have created us.
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 AM
“Do you think the hyperobject at the end of time is a gentle lover?” This is a moot question
A bear and a goose are at the end of time. They are not a gentle lovers because they are not lovers. They are mourners. They are progenitors. They have created us.
A bear and a goose are at the end of time. They are not a gentle lovers because they are not lovers. They are mourners. They are progenitors. They have created us.
Big fan of the picture of Gerald Ford that is incredibly badass for no reason at all
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Big fan of the picture of Gerald Ford that is incredibly badass for no reason at all
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Happy Presidents’ Day, Illinois!
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Happy Presidents’ Day, Illinois!
Shoot me I just saw “together” shortened to “tg”
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Shoot me I just saw “together” shortened to “tg”
There’s something deeply disturbing to me about losing your mind, and I don’t mean going quirky crazy, I mean your brain is damaged and you’re losing yourself. I can’t fathom it. The thought of waking up with memory so damaged that I’m living years in the past before seeing something that reminds me
February 16, 2026 at 8:53 AM
There’s something deeply disturbing to me about losing your mind, and I don’t mean going quirky crazy, I mean your brain is damaged and you’re losing yourself. I can’t fathom it. The thought of waking up with memory so damaged that I’m living years in the past before seeing something that reminds me
I like how many outwardly patriotic people just have no qualms about spitting on the code for the flag they supposedly worship.
The flag code and respect method in general get stepped on all the time. Once you learn it you’ll never stop seeing violations
The flag code and respect method in general get stepped on all the time. Once you learn it you’ll never stop seeing violations
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I like how many outwardly patriotic people just have no qualms about spitting on the code for the flag they supposedly worship.
The flag code and respect method in general get stepped on all the time. Once you learn it you’ll never stop seeing violations
The flag code and respect method in general get stepped on all the time. Once you learn it you’ll never stop seeing violations
Guys ice skating is way harder than it looks wtf
February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Guys ice skating is way harder than it looks wtf
Holy ratio
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Holy ratio
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honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
You know you’re washed when you’re in the Grindr ads
L for Kevin O’Leary
L for Kevin O’Leary
February 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
You know you’re washed when you’re in the Grindr ads
L for Kevin O’Leary
L for Kevin O’Leary
Democrats don’t even try to campaign anymore. They just look at you like this
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Democrats don’t even try to campaign anymore. They just look at you like this
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you're never gonna believe this, i loathe shitting
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
you're never gonna believe this, i loathe shitting
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i am hoping to develop a doodoo portal so i never have to shit again
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
i am hoping to develop a doodoo portal so i never have to shit again
Remembering that time someone made gorgeous hurricane yaoi (Matthew and Milton)
The world needs more weather art
Credit: annya_zombie on Twitter
The world needs more weather art
Credit: annya_zombie on Twitter
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Remembering that time someone made gorgeous hurricane yaoi (Matthew and Milton)
The world needs more weather art
Credit: annya_zombie on Twitter
The world needs more weather art
Credit: annya_zombie on Twitter
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Hasan Piker on what it would take for him to vote for Gavin Newsom in 2028
"If he turned around and said, 'I'm gonna actually punish the Republicans that engaged in corruption', if he changed his policies on homelessness, if he hadn't vetoed Medicare for All in his state...
"If he turned around and said, 'I'm gonna actually punish the Republicans that engaged in corruption', if he changed his policies on homelessness, if he hadn't vetoed Medicare for All in his state...
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Hasan Piker on what it would take for him to vote for Gavin Newsom in 2028
"If he turned around and said, 'I'm gonna actually punish the Republicans that engaged in corruption', if he changed his policies on homelessness, if he hadn't vetoed Medicare for All in his state...
"If he turned around and said, 'I'm gonna actually punish the Republicans that engaged in corruption', if he changed his policies on homelessness, if he hadn't vetoed Medicare for All in his state...
It really seems like a lot of streamers and content creators are stupid, and that’s cause they are.
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February 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It really seems like a lot of streamers and content creators are stupid, and that’s cause they are.
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What the fuck do you mean they’re holding 80000 people??? This is demonic
The people who put this admin into power are legitimately enemies of the good of the world and should be seen as such. Nothing short of a full ideological and moral 180 with soul destroying guilt can BEGIN to redeem MAGAs
The people who put this admin into power are legitimately enemies of the good of the world and should be seen as such. Nothing short of a full ideological and moral 180 with soul destroying guilt can BEGIN to redeem MAGAs
ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
What the fuck do you mean they’re holding 80000 people??? This is demonic
The people who put this admin into power are legitimately enemies of the good of the world and should be seen as such. Nothing short of a full ideological and moral 180 with soul destroying guilt can BEGIN to redeem MAGAs
The people who put this admin into power are legitimately enemies of the good of the world and should be seen as such. Nothing short of a full ideological and moral 180 with soul destroying guilt can BEGIN to redeem MAGAs
Omg this is beautiful to look at
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Omg this is beautiful to look at
Wondering if the discord age assessment via reading your messages is going to determine I’m an adult from this multi year message blob in have in just one server
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Wondering if the discord age assessment via reading your messages is going to determine I’m an adult from this multi year message blob in have in just one server
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
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We need to stop this culture of acting like parents don’t exist when it comes to matters of the internet
If you fail to protect your child on the internet that shouldn’t be the rest of discord users’ or any other service’s problem
Be a better parent, fuck off with privacy violating ID verification
If you fail to protect your child on the internet that shouldn’t be the rest of discord users’ or any other service’s problem
Be a better parent, fuck off with privacy violating ID verification
It would require putting parents on the hook for their children's behavior. Which sounds good on paper. And in real life. In fact its awesome.
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
We need to stop this culture of acting like parents don’t exist when it comes to matters of the internet
If you fail to protect your child on the internet that shouldn’t be the rest of discord users’ or any other service’s problem
Be a better parent, fuck off with privacy violating ID verification
If you fail to protect your child on the internet that shouldn’t be the rest of discord users’ or any other service’s problem
Be a better parent, fuck off with privacy violating ID verification