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Eleventh Day Emperor
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Shameless stream of consciousness | 🏳️‍🌈 he/him | Maryland Expansionist | 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇬🇱 | I may be crass at times | FUCK ICE
America’s most vicious Canadian warrior
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
So true so true
January 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I think this touches on the important topic of note that is the weird puritanical lean that gen z has taken

It feels like the sexual revolution has dried up and so much as mentioning to a zoomer that you engage in sexual activities is enough to get you labeled as weird and gross
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I’m sure this is caused, in part, by the social stuntedness that COVID cause, and also by the major intimate milestones like first kiss, relationship, or sex occurring later on average now for gen z

But I don’t think those things justify the puritanical behavior, and if anything they worsen it
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Half this generation pretends they’ve never looked at porn or that sex is an activity of shame that must be solely confined to the bedroom and never talked about with anyone else

Everyone has jerked their shit bro, and if you haven’t then congratulations you’re a pure Christian monk or something
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Maryland mentioned 🦀🦀🦀
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Crying myself to sleep because I gave my dog too many vaccines and now it hyperfixates on urban transit systems
January 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
lol my phone died but I see we’re all digging in our heels and I have other things to do with my night

Farewell and good evening gentlemen, thank you for the witty joust
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Most of the war has happened under Biden so at this point in time. Also I’ve said it before but Trump is obviously worse than Kamala/Biden. This is a tired point you’re pushing. I will choose Kamala everyday over Trump because she’s better, but that doesn’t mean I like her
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Calling me “silly” when the current estimate of slaughtered men, women, and children is at 70k is level of ridiculous depravity.

And millions has been displaced from their homes, which are now rubble. Many are starving and not receiving aid which Israel isn’t allowing into the strip
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
It’s absolutely not happening in a vacuum, but the apartheid state of Israel is currently the being ruthlessly genocidal
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM