Eli
@eliastheguyas.bsky.social
Lover of Boston sports (especially ☘️) and 🍕. I also like other foods, I promise.
Cooked up a pizza for my dad, who flew out to see me sing tomorrow night! Also cooked one for my wife and one for myself, the latter of which is the second pic and the former of which is not pictured.
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Cooked up a pizza for my dad, who flew out to see me sing tomorrow night! Also cooked one for my wife and one for myself, the latter of which is the second pic and the former of which is not pictured.
Omg actually it was multiple people 😭
Someone from a run club I go to bought tickets to my show tomorrow 🥹
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Omg actually it was multiple people 😭
Someone from a run club I go to bought tickets to my show tomorrow 🥹
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Someone from a run club I go to bought tickets to my show tomorrow 🥹
I'm really grateful for all my friends who share perspectives with me that are outside my own life experience. Being able to understand the world a little better outside your own head is really important.
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I'm really grateful for all my friends who share perspectives with me that are outside my own life experience. Being able to understand the world a little better outside your own head is really important.
Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/Coy8Hoa1DNw?...
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/Coy8Hoa1DNw?...
Deadlifting on 3 hours of sleep
a cartoon of spongebob wearing glasses and a tie
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing glasses and a tie
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February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Deadlifting on 3 hours of sleep
That was a frustrating game to watch because Drake could not get anything going for the longest time. We knew the team had some obvious flaws, and they ended up being too big to overcome. Hopefully they get addressed this off-season.
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
That was a frustrating game to watch because Drake could not get anything going for the longest time. We knew the team had some obvious flaws, and they ended up being too big to overcome. Hopefully they get addressed this off-season.
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People on FB “why don’t you watch the other one” maybe cause I’d rather cut my dick off and use it as ear muffs than listen to that garbage 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
People on FB “why don’t you watch the other one” maybe cause I’d rather cut my dick off and use it as ear muffs than listen to that garbage 🤣
Hopefully this convinces Kraft that he won't win without forking over some cash this offseason
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hopefully this convinces Kraft that he won't win without forking over some cash this offseason
Time for me to get off social media for a bit
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Time for me to get off social media for a bit
Henderson, the only part of the offense that's working right now
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Henderson, the only part of the offense that's working right now
my hope is that kenneth walker becomes kenneth stand still and not pick up any yardage-er
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
my hope is that kenneth walker becomes kenneth stand still and not pick up any yardage-er
NOOOO THIS COMMERCIAL
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
NOOOO THIS COMMERCIAL
Jesus fucking christ
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Jesus fucking christ
praying every seattle play from this point on is a turnover for a touchdown and every new england play is a touchdown
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
praying every seattle play from this point on is a turnover for a touchdown and every new england play is a touchdown
I remember what happened last time Lady Gaga performed at the super bowl...
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I remember what happened last time Lady Gaga performed at the super bowl...
This is actually a pretty dope halftime show. Had no idea what to expect but he's putting on a hell of a show!
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This is actually a pretty dope halftime show. Had no idea what to expect but he's putting on a hell of a show!
O line needs to play fucking better
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
O line needs to play fucking better
It very obviously touches the ground!
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It very obviously touches the ground!
Fuck that coinbase karaoke ad. Karaoke is great. Coinbase/crypto is garbage.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Fuck that coinbase karaoke ad. Karaoke is great. Coinbase/crypto is garbage.
Good will dunkin got a good laugh out of me.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Good will dunkin got a good laugh out of me.
This is just awful to watch lol
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
This is just awful to watch lol
that false start
a man wearing a white shirt and a gold chain is smiling .
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and a gold chain is smiling .
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February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
that false start