Eli
@eliastheguyas.bsky.social
Lover of Boston sports (especially ☘️) and 🍕. I also like other foods, I promise.
Here it is; Montreal style smoked meat at home!
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Here it is; Montreal style smoked meat at home!
How it started / how it's going
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
How it started / how it's going
This is gonna be a good week for me
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is gonna be a good week for me
Went to make pistachio ice cream, or so I thought. Apparently this was supposed to have a cookie dough mix in. I gotta start labeling my pints...
I present to you, Dubai vanilla ice cream 🤷♂️
I present to you, Dubai vanilla ice cream 🤷♂️
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Went to make pistachio ice cream, or so I thought. Apparently this was supposed to have a cookie dough mix in. I gotta start labeling my pints...
I present to you, Dubai vanilla ice cream 🤷♂️
I present to you, Dubai vanilla ice cream 🤷♂️
Looked up FTA/Game and OPP FTA/Game to see if I was really just a homer and didn't like the whistle my team gets, but it looks like the numbers actually do bear out what I thought- the Lakers get the benefit of the whistle and the Celtics absolutely do not.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Looked up FTA/Game and OPP FTA/Game to see if I was really just a homer and didn't like the whistle my team gets, but it looks like the numbers actually do bear out what I thought- the Lakers get the benefit of the whistle and the Celtics absolutely do not.
Couple culinary highlights from the MTL Chinatown:
Dragons beard candy and Zhajiangmian! Also some delicious Filipino food 😁
Dragons beard candy and Zhajiangmian! Also some delicious Filipino food 😁
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Couple culinary highlights from the MTL Chinatown:
Dragons beard candy and Zhajiangmian! Also some delicious Filipino food 😁
Dragons beard candy and Zhajiangmian! Also some delicious Filipino food 😁
FAU alum Devin "Motor" Singletary TD
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
FAU alum Devin "Motor" Singletary TD
I feel like I could go pro in the national pizza league
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I feel like I could go pro in the national pizza league
Early birthday dinner at the same place we spent my 29th together! Obviously some things have changed since then 💍
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Early birthday dinner at the same place we spent my 29th together! Obviously some things have changed since then 💍
Oh and the pizza I made for lunch was definitely one of the top 3 I've ever made.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh and the pizza I made for lunch was definitely one of the top 3 I've ever made.
She wanted a bite like right after I posted it 😆 so I had an opportunity to take the pic and here it is!
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
She wanted a bite like right after I posted it 😆 so I had an opportunity to take the pic and here it is!
Need to workshop the look a bit but I think I cleaned up pretty well for yesterday.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Need to workshop the look a bit but I think I cleaned up pretty well for yesterday.
Literally they're winning by 1 bucket if you take away the FT's. Fuck this crew with a cactus.
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Literally they're winning by 1 bucket if you take away the FT's. Fuck this crew with a cactus.
My trainer took a vid of me doing power cleans this morning, in my sort-of Halloween costume 😆
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My trainer took a vid of me doing power cleans this morning, in my sort-of Halloween costume 😆
An album written about leg day
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
An album written about leg day
Patriots 3 TD's in the 3rd q
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Patriots 3 TD's in the 3rd q
Fudge brownie ice cream 🤯
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fudge brownie ice cream 🤯
One of my favorite things about myself is that I can cook reasonably well. I may be on a cut / trying to hit macros but I can at least do that in a way that's fairly tasty and not mind-numbing!
October 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
One of my favorite things about myself is that I can cook reasonably well. I may be on a cut / trying to hit macros but I can at least do that in a way that's fairly tasty and not mind-numbing!
Holy moly I nailed it today
October 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Holy moly I nailed it today
In particular I notice the most growth in my back, shoulders, and arms. I never used to have shoulders or back muscles!
Plus I got 8 reps here, which is way more than I used to go for. I'm psyched about my progress!
Plus I got 8 reps here, which is way more than I used to go for. I'm psyched about my progress!
October 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
In particular I notice the most growth in my back, shoulders, and arms. I never used to have shoulders or back muscles!
Plus I got 8 reps here, which is way more than I used to go for. I'm psyched about my progress!
Plus I got 8 reps here, which is way more than I used to go for. I'm psyched about my progress!
Made mapo tofu today 😁
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Made mapo tofu today 😁
Long time no fried rice!
(This is 740 cals with 74g protein by the way)
(This is 740 cals with 74g protein by the way)
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Long time no fried rice!
(This is 740 cals with 74g protein by the way)
(This is 740 cals with 74g protein by the way)