Eli
@elihosen.bsky.social
Mosquito and forest pests professionally. Also nature photography of usually small and/or far away critters and plants. Jokes and puns scattered throughout, and always a sucker for good sci art
Happy birdsgiving from this now quenched southern yellow-shafted flicker!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy birdsgiving from this now quenched southern yellow-shafted flicker!
Pre thanksgiving hike through Prince William Forest Park along the ever lovely Quantico creek. Mya for (wide angle warped) scale. Light on birds but the squirrels were amped up!
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Pre thanksgiving hike through Prince William Forest Park along the ever lovely Quantico creek. Mya for (wide angle warped) scale. Light on birds but the squirrels were amped up!
I've become increasingly sure we're living in the Avenue 5 universe.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I've become increasingly sure we're living in the Avenue 5 universe.
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This Is Just To Say
I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm
with which
you were probably
planning
world domination
Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm
with which
you were probably
planning
world domination
Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This Is Just To Say
I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm
with which
you were probably
planning
world domination
Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm
with which
you were probably
planning
world domination
Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
Hermit thrush with opinions about the dumb messy sparrow above out of frame making a mess of the suet
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hermit thrush with opinions about the dumb messy sparrow above out of frame making a mess of the suet
The first group was quickly fired for faking their resumes since they were found to be making Crane noises, like, "coo-coo-ca-crane!"
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The first group was quickly fired for faking their resumes since they were found to be making Crane noises, like, "coo-coo-ca-crane!"
Bluebird in the front yard flitting about a Euonymus eating Pokeweed berries
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bluebird in the front yard flitting about a Euonymus eating Pokeweed berries
Compliments to the chef
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Compliments to the chef
My reddit post history disqualifies me for public office cause it's all just Stargate and Star Trek memes.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My reddit post history disqualifies me for public office cause it's all just Stargate and Star Trek memes.
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This is just to say
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is just to say
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
Brewer's Blackbird posing in the sunrise!
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Brewer's Blackbird posing in the sunrise!
Reposted by Eli
Reposted by Eli
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Early fall creek. Unfortunately still in a moderate drought 😬 but still gorgeous.
October 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Early fall creek. Unfortunately still in a moderate drought 😬 but still gorgeous.
They don't make me invisible but they're still my preciouses!
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
They don't make me invisible but they're still my preciouses!
Reposted by Eli
Oct 8th 1984 - After catching their first ghost at the Sedgewick Hotel, business quickly picks up for the Ghostbusters with more paranormal sightings. On Oct 8th they were featured on the front page of USA Today.
📽️📅 Ghostbusters (1984)
📽️📅 Ghostbusters (1984)
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Oct 8th 1984 - After catching their first ghost at the Sedgewick Hotel, business quickly picks up for the Ghostbusters with more paranormal sightings. On Oct 8th they were featured on the front page of USA Today.
📽️📅 Ghostbusters (1984)
📽️📅 Ghostbusters (1984)
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Lots of life out on this warm day but notably two delightful box turtles
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lots of life out on this warm day but notably two delightful box turtles