matthew
@m.pahuski.com
soup enthusiast, sports enjoyer, transit rider
📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
Somehow still alive in Whamageddon this late in the season. Might eliminate myself just to hear it at this point.
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Somehow still alive in Whamageddon this late in the season. Might eliminate myself just to hear it at this point.
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Affadavit is British for “one half of Dave”
December 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Affadavit is British for “one half of Dave”
Can’t describe how excited I was to hear Asobi Seksu on John’s Dollar Bin on XPN. I hope a lot of other Philadelphians out there love that band as much as Dan Reed seems to have enjoyed them
Asobi Seksu - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)
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December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Can’t describe how excited I was to hear Asobi Seksu on John’s Dollar Bin on XPN. I hope a lot of other Philadelphians out there love that band as much as Dan Reed seems to have enjoyed them
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I’m not totally shocked that Lazy Sunday is now 20, but I’m genuinely surprised that Christmastime for the Jews isn’t older. Both excellent, it really was An Golden Era.
Lazy Sunday left such a gargantuan footprint, few remember that the same episode featured this absolute banger from Robert Smigel and friends:
TV Funhouse: Christmastime For The Jews - SNL
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December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m not totally shocked that Lazy Sunday is now 20, but I’m genuinely surprised that Christmastime for the Jews isn’t older. Both excellent, it really was An Golden Era.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
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Nice gyre. Widening?
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nice gyre. Widening?
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Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
November 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
“From all of us here at NBC and Gene’s Place: good night, and drink more beer.”
NEW: “NBC Nightly News” with Tom Llamas is coming to Pittsburgh and will broadcast live Tuesday evening. NBC wouldn't disclose the filming location due to security reasons, but told Axios it will be from "a location locals will recognize." www.axios.com/local/pittsb...
"NBC Nightly News" hits the road with live Pittsburgh broadcast
The program will spotlight Pittsburgh as part of its new national tour.
www.axios.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“From all of us here at NBC and Gene’s Place: good night, and drink more beer.”
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every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
I get that there are specific specialized measurement techniques, but my brain’s first move is picturing someone trained to go “yep, that’s snow right there”
Somers Point [Atlantic Co, NJ] Trained Spotter reports Snow of 2.30 Inch at 14 Dec, 11:25 AM EST -- Storm total.
at Mon, 15 Dec 2025 01:11:04 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
at Mon, 15 Dec 2025 01:11:04 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I get that there are specific specialized measurement techniques, but my brain’s first move is picturing someone trained to go “yep, that’s snow right there”
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A Chicago Bears quarterback. It’s real.
Caleb Williams sets an NFL record with the fewest picks in his first 1,000 attempts (12), Jacoby Brissett was the leader with 14
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A Chicago Bears quarterback. It’s real.
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Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
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I increasingly think that in folks' attention to Orwell, Atwood, and so on, they did not properly anticipate how Vonnegut-esque the dystopia would be.
At some point it is pretty freeing to accept the fact that complete buffoons have taken over most of the things you thought were important institutions
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I increasingly think that in folks' attention to Orwell, Atwood, and so on, they did not properly anticipate how Vonnegut-esque the dystopia would be.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Se acabó Lego para Dick Van Dyke.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Se acabó Lego para Dick Van Dyke.
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Nobody’s going to want to be remembered as the guy who sacked someone’s grandpa. Colts are playing chess while the rest of the league is playing checkers.
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Nobody’s going to want to be remembered as the guy who sacked someone’s grandpa. Colts are playing chess while the rest of the league is playing checkers.
it's hard to think of many single sounds that better represent this country than an injury lawyer speaking Spanish in a heavy gringo accent in a commercial on a local Telemundo affiliate
Irish American Guy on Long Island: the most degenerate racist ethnonationalist bigot you've ever witnessed
Irish American Guy from Queens: "lo siento the only color I see is verde papa"
Irish American Guy from Queens: "lo siento the only color I see is verde papa"
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
it's hard to think of many single sounds that better represent this country than an injury lawyer speaking Spanish in a heavy gringo accent in a commercial on a local Telemundo affiliate
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“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
December 24, 2023 at 8:27 PM
“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”