matthew
@m.pahuski.com
soup enthusiast, sports enjoyer, transit rider
Philadelphia (via Chicago)
Philadelphia (via Chicago)
committing to a strong, robust print newspaper and immediately blowing the entire ink budget
The Washington Post ran a full-page letter to subscribers in today's print edition from exec editor Matt Murray stating that it is committed to sports and local coverage after laying off the vast majority of the staff on those desks
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
committing to a strong, robust print newspaper and immediately blowing the entire ink budget
The Chicago Bulls have become so irrelevant to the wider world of basketball that you could easily convince several people that they were made up for Space Jam to avoid trademark disputes
The Reinsdorfs are slumlord owners of a poverty franchise. Adam Silver needs to step in and make them sell the Bulls, there is no other way to restore dignity to one of the league's great markets.
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The Chicago Bulls have become so irrelevant to the wider world of basketball that you could easily convince several people that they were made up for Space Jam to avoid trademark disputes
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you really only achieve happiness by doing things for others and I can think of one thing that elon could do that would make a LOT of people very, very happy
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
you really only achieve happiness by doing things for others and I can think of one thing that elon could do that would make a LOT of people very, very happy
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again, the hogs do not know that they are playing with fire
Was talking to a random nice older woman from East Isles last night and ICE came up. She then detailed, totally free of irony, her plan for reforming US government, which included the simultaneous mass execution of every leading member of the Trump administration, many of whom were mentioned by name
February 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
again, the hogs do not know that they are playing with fire
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lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
thinking of the alternate universe where Sufjan Stevens got around to the New Jersey album and its beautiful and slightly haunting tribute to Camden, "City Invincible, City of Friends (Rivers! Ruination! Rejuvenation!, or, The Victrola Murmurs Love and Lament)"
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
thinking of the alternate universe where Sufjan Stevens got around to the New Jersey album and its beautiful and slightly haunting tribute to Camden, "City Invincible, City of Friends (Rivers! Ruination! Rejuvenation!, or, The Victrola Murmurs Love and Lament)"
there’s one album that always comes to mind when I hear “long titles”
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
there’s one album that always comes to mind when I hear “long titles”
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autoplay has gone too far: I moused over this and 4'33" started blaring
![Comic. Conjecture: It’s possible to construct a convincing proof without words, pictures, or content of any kind. Proof: [empty box] [caption] Proofs without words are cool, but we can go further.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiaukmlmzx6xhbcjej4rq5axkf7a25sjywnvodd53dgnebmt4ver5a@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
autoplay has gone too far: I moused over this and 4'33" started blaring
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Could you imagine if It Happened on the 4th of July? What a 250th that would be.
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Could you imagine if It Happened on the 4th of July? What a 250th that would be.
Bonjour les amis!
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The Paris prosecutor says its cyber-crime unit is conducting a search of X's offices.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Bonjour les amis!
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You want me to send an email? The thing Jeffrey Epstein loved doing??
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You want me to send an email? The thing Jeffrey Epstein loved doing??
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BREAKING: punxsutawney phil has fled the country
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
BREAKING: punxsutawney phil has fled the country
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I will live in the Costco pod
I will eat the hot dogs
I will eat the hot dogs
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I will live in the Costco pod
I will eat the hot dogs
I will eat the hot dogs
Every so often I remember that SEPTA manages to have a better airport connection than any of the New York City area agencies can get to their big three airports. Incredible. Never stop believing in yourself.
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Every so often I remember that SEPTA manages to have a better airport connection than any of the New York City area agencies can get to their big three airports. Incredible. Never stop believing in yourself.
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He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
The current board at Philadelphia 30th Street Station:
- 3.75 hours late
- 2.5 hours late
- 1.5 hours late
- 30 minutes late
- 50 minutes late
- on time (NJT AC Line)
- 3 hours late
Great day for a train ride!
- 3.75 hours late
- 2.5 hours late
- 1.5 hours late
- 30 minutes late
- 50 minutes late
- on time (NJT AC Line)
- 3 hours late
Great day for a train ride!
February 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The current board at Philadelphia 30th Street Station:
- 3.75 hours late
- 2.5 hours late
- 1.5 hours late
- 30 minutes late
- 50 minutes late
- on time (NJT AC Line)
- 3 hours late
Great day for a train ride!
- 3.75 hours late
- 2.5 hours late
- 1.5 hours late
- 30 minutes late
- 50 minutes late
- on time (NJT AC Line)
- 3 hours late
Great day for a train ride!
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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reposting both for underlying insight and for solid use of "zugzwang"
one of the key motions of protest is that it places the adversary in zugzwang: either they abide the protest, and look weak, or attack the protest, and look cruel
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 AM
reposting both for underlying insight and for solid use of "zugzwang"
If that rodent doesn’t deliver tomorrow, we’re going to drone strike Punxsutawney
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
If that rodent doesn’t deliver tomorrow, we’re going to drone strike Punxsutawney
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The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire