Brian Elk 🦌 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🏳️🌈
@elkvs.bsky.social
Kind of like a badger.
🚫 No crypto accounts
🚫 No porn accounts
🐇 Yes pet accounts
🚫 No crypto accounts
🚫 No porn accounts
🐇 Yes pet accounts
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Brian Elk 🦌 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🏳️🌈
@elkvs.bsky.social
· May 16
"Existence is beautiful, if you let it be. Life is not a question. There does not need to be an answer."
#NoMansSky
#NoMansSky
If ICE agents don't like being shouted at, maybe don't be ICE agents. These hardened bros can't even handle what regular customer service reps deal with daily.
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
If ICE agents don't like being shouted at, maybe don't be ICE agents. These hardened bros can't even handle what regular customer service reps deal with daily.
Yesterday, an old gaming friend of mine, who used to be a nurse, said that she doesn't believe viruses are real. She said it's all parasites, and that we all need to take de-wormers.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Yesterday, an old gaming friend of mine, who used to be a nurse, said that she doesn't believe viruses are real. She said it's all parasites, and that we all need to take de-wormers.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
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THATS MORE LIKE IT. DO YOUR JOBS
NEW: House Democratic Leaders Jeffries, Clark and Aguilar say in a joint statement, "Kristi Noem should be fired immediately, or we will commence impeachment proceedings in the House of Representatives."
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way."
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way."
January 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
THATS MORE LIKE IT. DO YOUR JOBS
I'm actually happy with Star Trek: Academy. The YA angle hasn't been really done in the Star Trek genre and I find it refreshing.
January 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I'm actually happy with Star Trek: Academy. The YA angle hasn't been really done in the Star Trek genre and I find it refreshing.
During all of the chaos in the world, my 15 year old baby is seemingly nearing her natural end. She has stopped eating and all I can do is hold her while she naps.
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 PM
During all of the chaos in the world, my 15 year old baby is seemingly nearing her natural end. She has stopped eating and all I can do is hold her while she naps.
Hello world; please boycott the United States and all of our goods. Please speak out about the actions of this administration.
Americans; time for a general strike.
Americans; time for a general strike.
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Hello world; please boycott the United States and all of our goods. Please speak out about the actions of this administration.
Americans; time for a general strike.
Americans; time for a general strike.
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To everyone who told us that we were overreacting in November 2015.
Go fuck yourselves hard and deep.
Go fuck yourselves hard and deep.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
To everyone who told us that we were overreacting in November 2015.
Go fuck yourselves hard and deep.
Go fuck yourselves hard and deep.
4 months into regular workouts, "Will I ever stop feeling like I've fallen down a flight of stairs?" as I break down and rebuild myself bit by but, five days a week.
a woman in a white turtleneck and pearls looks surprised while standing next to a man in a blue shirt .
Alt: a woman in a white turtleneck and pearls looks surprised while standing next to a man in a blue shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
4 months into regular workouts, "Will I ever stop feeling like I've fallen down a flight of stairs?" as I break down and rebuild myself bit by but, five days a week.
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Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
Significantly reduced fire hazard. Goodnight birds, sorry your caretaker was a piece of shit.
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Significantly reduced fire hazard. Goodnight birds, sorry your caretaker was a piece of shit.
Me today for every conceivable reason to every single person I encounter
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Me today for every conceivable reason to every single person I encounter
You're a real piece of shit if you abandon your pets, especially if you lock them inside your now former place of residence.
Let's just say, the ex-neighbor's pets are now safe and sound and being cared for.
Let's just say, the ex-neighbor's pets are now safe and sound and being cared for.
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
You're a real piece of shit if you abandon your pets, especially if you lock them inside your now former place of residence.
Let's just say, the ex-neighbor's pets are now safe and sound and being cared for.
Let's just say, the ex-neighbor's pets are now safe and sound and being cared for.
"Halfway through January"
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 PM
"Halfway through January"
It also made me a moose
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
It also made me a moose
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The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
I think the most revolting part of this late stage capitalism is how many individuals are doing the "no! Me! Me! Here's my sponsored content!" Like do y'all remember when the Internet was just ordinary.
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I think the most revolting part of this late stage capitalism is how many individuals are doing the "no! Me! Me! Here's my sponsored content!" Like do y'all remember when the Internet was just ordinary.
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I think it's high time that people reserve the right for their image or likeness to not be indexed, "robots.txt" except now it's "humans.txt"
January 12, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I think it's high time that people reserve the right for their image or likeness to not be indexed, "robots.txt" except now it's "humans.txt"
I would like Congress to fucking do something.
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I would like Congress to fucking do something.
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Believe what you’re seeing with your own eyes. We know what really happened.
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Believe what you’re seeing with your own eyes. We know what really happened.