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Pinned
It's "psych," not "sike"
Dick Van Dyke's brother Jerry bought a block in my town. He opened a restaurant* and renovated an office building. Once, I was going to eat at ANOTHER restaurant in town and he opened the door for me. He was very short.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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She followed around a Parkland kid to harass him about how school shootings aren’t real, and her doing this shit propelled her to conspiracy internet fame then Congress. You do not have to hand it to her.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
According to his X account, my brother -- who as far as I know has never been north of Chicago -- is OBSESSED with whatever the Somali immigrants are doing/have done in Minnesota. If only he cared as much about what's going on in his own state (TN).
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Cajun seasoning...w/mayo for dipping
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
COYS!!
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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DEI button
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It is NINETY-NINE percent humidity here. My hair looks like cats have been chewing on it.
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We have reached the "complaining about property taxes" portion of Illinois Christmas. #killme
December 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Merry Christmas to my Bluesky friends!!
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
When your hometown Kroger is laid out completely different from your Kroger
a white cat is sitting on a box with the words " i am confusion " above it
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box with the words " i am confusion " above it
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"Why don't we manufacture that in our OWN country?" - my mom
a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren written below him
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren written below him
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Ah man. Why Ben Sasse? Why not YOU KNOW WHO?
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Are we doing "how old is this thing in our parents' house" this holiday season because how old is this Mary Kay compact?
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is Nash, my beloved first grandson, who comes from a line of champion duck hunting dogs but who is so scared by water he has to take to his bed
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The most important thing about Bari Weiss is that Julius Streicher was hanged at Nuremberg

When you run propaganda for crimes against humanity, you commit crimes against humanity. I wonder how many of these fools know that

Weiss has now knowingly and publicly suppressed info on concentration camps
December 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Y'all look at this man's HAIR. How beautiful is that?
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
December 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
BuT dUkE GeTs ALL tHe CaLls 🫠
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
That is a lot of Church of Christers in one place. #Harding #ncaad2
December 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oof
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh shit. That looked bad.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM