Lisa
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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When your hometown Kroger is laid out completely different from your Kroger
a white cat is sitting on a box with the words " i am confusion " above it
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box with the words " i am confusion " above it
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When your hometown Kroger is laid out completely different from your Kroger
"Why don't we manufacture that in our OWN country?" - my mom
a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren written below him
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren written below him
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December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"Why don't we manufacture that in our OWN country?" - my mom
Ah man. Why Ben Sasse? Why not YOU KNOW WHO?
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ah man. Why Ben Sasse? Why not YOU KNOW WHO?
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Are we doing "how old is this thing in our parents' house" this holiday season because how old is this Mary Kay compact?
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Are we doing "how old is this thing in our parents' house" this holiday season because how old is this Mary Kay compact?
This is Nash, my beloved first grandson, who comes from a line of champion duck hunting dogs but who is so scared by water he has to take to his bed
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is Nash, my beloved first grandson, who comes from a line of champion duck hunting dogs but who is so scared by water he has to take to his bed
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The most important thing about Bari Weiss is that Julius Streicher was hanged at Nuremberg
When you run propaganda for crimes against humanity, you commit crimes against humanity. I wonder how many of these fools know that
Weiss has now knowingly and publicly suppressed info on concentration camps
When you run propaganda for crimes against humanity, you commit crimes against humanity. I wonder how many of these fools know that
Weiss has now knowingly and publicly suppressed info on concentration camps
December 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The most important thing about Bari Weiss is that Julius Streicher was hanged at Nuremberg
When you run propaganda for crimes against humanity, you commit crimes against humanity. I wonder how many of these fools know that
Weiss has now knowingly and publicly suppressed info on concentration camps
When you run propaganda for crimes against humanity, you commit crimes against humanity. I wonder how many of these fools know that
Weiss has now knowingly and publicly suppressed info on concentration camps
Y'all look at this man's HAIR. How beautiful is that?
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Y'all look at this man's HAIR. How beautiful is that?
December 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
BuT dUkE GeTs ALL tHe CaLls 🫠
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
BuT dUkE GeTs ALL tHe CaLls 🫠
Oh shit. That looked bad.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh shit. That looked bad.
I dislike Miami but Jason Taylor is
a woman is holding a sign that says `` hot '' over her head .
Alt: a woman is holding a sign that says `` hot '' over her head .
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December 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I dislike Miami but Jason Taylor is
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the number one requirement for the next Dem president is that they are willing to look back
with a flamethrower
with a flamethrower
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the number one requirement for the next Dem president is that they are willing to look back
with a flamethrower
with a flamethrower
...and none of them hit as hard as a hot black cup of joe in a white porcelain mug from a diner
Italy brought us cappuccinos. Australia introduced the flat white. Cuba created the cafecito, and the Middle East, the qahwa.
Japan is bringing us coffee omakase.
Japan is bringing us coffee omakase.
Coffee omakase is Japan’s love letter to caffeine
Coffee tasting menus full of elaborate preparations and black-tie baristas are all the rage in Tokyo and Kyoto.
wapo.st
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
...and none of them hit as hard as a hot black cup of joe in a white porcelain mug from a diner
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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A "USA" chant in the Ally Pally. Houston's Leonard Gates is healing international relations.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A "USA" chant in the Ally Pally. Houston's Leonard Gates is healing international relations.
Hear me out Rainn Wilson on SNL
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hear me out Rainn Wilson on SNL
The sweater and pants I thought matched in my closet light this morning don't really match in the light of my office so I think that means I get to go home.
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The sweater and pants I thought matched in my closet light this morning don't really match in the light of my office so I think that means I get to go home.
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The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something."
Trump administration: "Penis."
Trump administration: "Penis."
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something."
Trump administration: "Penis."
Trump administration: "Penis."
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Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.