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damn i think fixing this one is gonna require a full teardown
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
unparalleled tummy access
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
its a win-win for the shitheads. either they get access to populations who stay more vulnerable for longer, or they get an excuse to legislate punitive mommy state shit on 20+ year olds
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
like, when you turn 18 all your protections are turned off? that would be such an easy population to exploit; politically, economically, socially, sexually. alternatively, we would just socially extend the age range we consider someone an adolescent and act even more paternalistic to adults.
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the internet isn't like a physical space where you can SEE if an adult is intruding on a space for minors or vice versa, online child focused spaces regularly become targets for abuse

and if everything worked how they wanted all we get is a generation of 18yos who know NOTHING about keeping safe
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
it's not as if i think it's a good thing for minors to be exposed to adult spaces, but isn't it obvious that creating hard line segregated digital spaces does absolutely nothing to prevent exploitation, especially when that position usually sits alongside an opposition to sex ed and lgbt+ content
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
ok this is a little tinfoil hat on my part but we all get one okay

i'm pretty sure all this age segregation shit that's become WAY more of a thing over the past decade is really just part and parcel of the right wing cultural project and is intended to create MORE vulnerable populations, not less
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
LOL ok i knew they had filed for IPO and that this was probably a part of that + a part of responding to the csam issues i mentioned but i did NOT know that their current ceo as of 2025 is from activision blizzard and that explains so fucking much LMFAO holy shit get me out of here
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
mhmmmm
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
not to act like other chat services are better about this given alternatives like tg take an even more extreme lax response to moderation

just fundamentally questioning their ability to actually enforce this on the new glut of 30 year old "teens" on their service refusing to verify lmao
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
cw discussion of csam www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTY0...

november 29 2025 btw

just in case you were wondering just how good discord is at moderating their service and responding to actual serious violations
Discord’s Most Disgusting Problem is Getting Worse…
YouTube video by No Text To Speech
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
discord is fucking hilarious

i don't even want to know how the fuck they're going to actually moderate "teen by default" content given how fucking useless their content scanning systems are
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
yes
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
hey fucko watch this

sticks my leg in the air
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
speaking as somebody with large breasts, the area underneath my boobs absolutely does not need any help with retaining heat thank you very much
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
damn what a shame. anyway who's hungry
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by elly
SHAKESPEARE: sixe
MARLOWE: yield
SHAKESPEARE, MAKING JUGGLING MOTION: sixe, sevenne
MARLOWE, GOING RED IN FACE: YIELD, MAN
February 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
you can be more embarrassing than this too, im waiting
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
c'mon i KNOW you can be more embarrassing than this
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
there's no way this is the too embarrassing to post thing mira this is a Thursday for you
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
wow and yet i don't see anything in my dms???
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
you never believe what fucking happened
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I'm gonna be real mad tomorrow if it turns out 6h still isn't enough
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
update: wdym FIVE hours isn't enough EITHER?!
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
1. novel genre mashups (eg the way balatro popped off as a card game + roguelike)
and
2. nostagiabait vibes with the IP filed off (GB/GBA generations of Pokemon, LoZ LTTP or OoT, TES Morrowind, etc)

those are the two things i can never pass up looking at
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM