Elplebian
@elplebian.bsky.social
Airbrusher, Paint Cultist, Afflicted. IC#1509 Kitoff Helper. Antifa. Hobby blog at www.theaett.com
Got the Tomcat up on a high shelf to keep her out o’t road for Xmas. Means I can get a good shot of her underside oooer missis. #talktomegoose #topgun #Tamiya #1/48th #Grumman #F-14a #Tomcat #modelaircraft #modelmaking #ilovethesmellofextrathininthemorning #Hatakalacquers #mrlevellingthinner
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Got the Tomcat up on a high shelf to keep her out o’t road for Xmas. Means I can get a good shot of her underside oooer missis. #talktomegoose #topgun #Tamiya #1/48th #Grumman #F-14a #Tomcat #modelaircraft #modelmaking #ilovethesmellofextrathininthemorning #Hatakalacquers #mrlevellingthinner
@almurray.bsky.social Grandad was Vian’s valet. Never went into battle without a Bronx Cocktail, regardless of the time of the op. (Vian that is, not Grandad) Also got a star-shell casing given to Grandad by Vian on the evening of D-Day
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
@almurray.bsky.social Grandad was Vian’s valet. Never went into battle without a Bronx Cocktail, regardless of the time of the op. (Vian that is, not Grandad) Also got a star-shell casing given to Grandad by Vian on the evening of D-Day
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The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
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the Baileys coffee is on the canvas, i think it's a knockout
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the Baileys coffee is on the canvas, i think it's a knockout
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🔥 @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been on fire since he became Green Party leader.
🔟 Here's what we think are his Top 10 Greatest Hits of 2025.
🔟 Here's what we think are his Top 10 Greatest Hits of 2025.
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 AM
🔥 @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been on fire since he became Green Party leader.
🔟 Here's what we think are his Top 10 Greatest Hits of 2025.
🔟 Here's what we think are his Top 10 Greatest Hits of 2025.
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2521 years ago, on the 17th of December 497 BCE, the first Saturnalia festival was celebrated in ancient Rome. It served as the dedication anniversary of the Temple to Saturn. The festival was later expanded to last 7 days, until the 23rd, coinciding with the winter solstice. #otd #history 🗃️
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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🚨NEW - My latest piece for The New Yorker.
Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/nigel-fara...
Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/nigel-fara...
Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim
A New Yorker Profile
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
🚨NEW - My latest piece for The New Yorker.
Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/nigel-fara...
Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/nigel-fara...
Beautiful. And you can see the cornered look of ‘shit I’m rumbled’ all over Offord’s face.
Labour’s Anas Sarwar destroyed the former Tory Scum in Scotland - now a Refuk defector, Offord, for his part in racist party led by jews hater Farage.
#ukpolitics
#ukpolitics
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Beautiful. And you can see the cornered look of ‘shit I’m rumbled’ all over Offord’s face.
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If someone officially joins the @greenparty.org.uk do they have to stop calling The Wrong dishonourable “member” for Clacton a “Self-serving, frog-faced opportunistic Nazi cunt who’d serve the world infinitely better by tap-dancing for landmines in Cambodia.”? Asking for a friend.
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If someone officially joins the @greenparty.org.uk do they have to stop calling The Wrong dishonourable “member” for Clacton a “Self-serving, frog-faced opportunistic Nazi cunt who’d serve the world infinitely better by tap-dancing for landmines in Cambodia.”? Asking for a friend.
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The accusation of election fraud is a complete fabrication with zero evidence! Apart from a video of my National Press Officer, London Area Manager and a senior Reform campaigner discussing it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The accusation of election fraud is a complete fabrication with zero evidence! Apart from a video of my National Press Officer, London Area Manager and a senior Reform campaigner discussing it.
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
I’ve got a great joke about Sysiphus, gets me every time; I can never get to the end.
I had a joke about Aergia but I couldn’t get it to work.
I THOUGHT I had a joke about Tantalus, but it was just a tease.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ve got a great joke about Sysiphus, gets me every time; I can never get to the end.
Making things easy for @davidolusoga.bsky.social if ever comes round…..
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Making things easy for @davidolusoga.bsky.social if ever comes round…..
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Siri, show me British understatement: "There is scepticism about the party’s infrastructure and its ability to vet suitable candidates." ~AA
Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
www.ft.com/content/de36...
Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
www.ft.com/content/de36...
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Siri, show me British understatement: "There is scepticism about the party’s infrastructure and its ability to vet suitable candidates." ~AA
Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
www.ft.com/content/de36...
Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
www.ft.com/content/de36...
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The contribution of Indians, Muslims and afro-carribeans should not be forgotten.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The contribution of Indians, Muslims and afro-carribeans should not be forgotten.
Fair play to ‘em. Tommy-Ten-Names is nothing but a performative Nazi bastard who’d claim to be putting Nutella back into Christmas if he thought it’d rile up his gammon-faced poundshop blackshirt morons. It’s tragic & ironic that the England they eulogise gave medals for shooting their very kind.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Fair play to ‘em. Tommy-Ten-Names is nothing but a performative Nazi bastard who’d claim to be putting Nutella back into Christmas if he thought it’d rile up his gammon-faced poundshop blackshirt morons. It’s tragic & ironic that the England they eulogise gave medals for shooting their very kind.
So say we all!
So Say We All!
Battlestar Galactica - the reboot - is 22 today!
Battlestar Galactica - the reboot - is 22 today!
Battlestar Galactica | Opening Scene
YouTube video by Battlestar Galactica
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
So say we all!
I thought this was hard mode? 50+ times without batting an eyelid. SIT! DOWN! COLONEL!
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I thought this was hard mode? 50+ times without batting an eyelid. SIT! DOWN! COLONEL!
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
As undeniably sexy as the F86 is, it’s not the sexiest thing to come about due to the events of 1776. That honour goes to the cavalry sabre, as wielded by Lord Sharpe of Bean. Lord protector of Yorkshire, warden of Gondor, Uruk arrow-magnet & shitty train engineer. #sabresaturday #bastard #sharpe
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As undeniably sexy as the F86 is, it’s not the sexiest thing to come about due to the events of 1776. That honour goes to the cavalry sabre, as wielded by Lord Sharpe of Bean. Lord protector of Yorkshire, warden of Gondor, Uruk arrow-magnet & shitty train engineer. #sabresaturday #bastard #sharpe