Emma
@emamooma.bsky.social
Keep wanting to sort and unclutter. The last time I tried, I'd gone through two things, picked up a dress, "hmm, Patti Smith said she liked this dress", back on the keep pile and so on with all the dresses. Etc.
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Keep wanting to sort and unclutter. The last time I tried, I'd gone through two things, picked up a dress, "hmm, Patti Smith said she liked this dress", back on the keep pile and so on with all the dresses. Etc.
Pretty sure Starmer said he had a piece of paper or summat, so it should be ok.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Pretty sure Starmer said he had a piece of paper or summat, so it should be ok.
"I'm Down" amirite, @johntugby.bsky.social ? #lcfc 😆😆😆
Argyle Get You #beatlesfootball
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"I'm Down" amirite, @johntugby.bsky.social ? #lcfc 😆😆😆
Back in bed. So delighted.
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Back in bed. So delighted.
Can't sleep due to the keeping of Christmas hours. Keep thinking about the Wigan-style kebab I'll be having for breakfast. Vegan sausage roll in a panini with wasabi mayonnaise.
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Can't sleep due to the keeping of Christmas hours. Keep thinking about the Wigan-style kebab I'll be having for breakfast. Vegan sausage roll in a panini with wasabi mayonnaise.
Run out of Oh! Brother podcasts. What's next?
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Run out of Oh! Brother podcasts. What's next?
Feeling suspiciously non-ill for New Year's Day. What unexpected dreadfulness am I likely to encounter?
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Feeling suspiciously non-ill for New Year's Day. What unexpected dreadfulness am I likely to encounter?
Bye 2025, you were fucking shit.
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Bye 2025, you were fucking shit.
Mr Chicken and Mr Booze are very on the nose names for shops/takeaways.
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Mr Chicken and Mr Booze are very on the nose names for shops/takeaways.
Someone has taken my freedom of movement away.
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Someone has taken my freedom of movement away.
I can't help but feel that the local Indian takeaway went a bit overboard on the Christmas decorations. It was even more in real life.
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I can't help but feel that the local Indian takeaway went a bit overboard on the Christmas decorations. It was even more in real life.
I was buying blueberries in Tesco. Was accosted by a man who exhorted me to buy the cheaper ones, "look, they're really big, really juicy". I muttered, "I prefer these ones" and walked away as he shook his head in disbelief and disgust.
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I was buying blueberries in Tesco. Was accosted by a man who exhorted me to buy the cheaper ones, "look, they're really big, really juicy". I muttered, "I prefer these ones" and walked away as he shook his head in disbelief and disgust.
Asked the drummer in Right Said Fred why he wasn't in a good band (and I quote -myself- "like Sonic Youth")
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Asked the drummer in Right Said Fred why he wasn't in a good band (and I quote -myself- "like Sonic Youth")
Given up on sleep and will accept, instead, an elongated, 6 hour rest. It's all fine...
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Given up on sleep and will accept, instead, an elongated, 6 hour rest. It's all fine...
🎶scav-racking across the Tesco-verse🎶
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🎶scav-racking across the Tesco-verse🎶
My dad says "please" to Alexa. What a well brought up boy!
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My dad says "please" to Alexa. What a well brought up boy!
Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with my dad. Fast-forwards through both the talking bits and also the easy questions deemed unworthy. Also, rewinding when anyone speaks. A bit exhausting.
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with my dad. Fast-forwards through both the talking bits and also the easy questions deemed unworthy. Also, rewinding when anyone speaks. A bit exhausting.
Sorry if I drunkenly commented shite on all your timelines last night.
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sorry if I drunkenly commented shite on all your timelines last night.
Bonus dog this Christmas. Don't know whose. Wandering the streets.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Bonus dog this Christmas. Don't know whose. Wandering the streets.
Got properly ripped off on lucky cats today, lads 😡
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Got properly ripped off on lucky cats today, lads 😡
Poor woman in Waterstones being tormented by customer. Honestly, mate, I 100% assure you, "have you got a loyalty card?" IS a yes/no question.
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Poor woman in Waterstones being tormented by customer. Honestly, mate, I 100% assure you, "have you got a loyalty card?" IS a yes/no question.
Passing Action Records. Yes, passing, not getting distracted...
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Passing Action Records. Yes, passing, not getting distracted...
Shopping in Preston on Christmas Eve in new shoes? What can go wrong?
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Shopping in Preston on Christmas Eve in new shoes? What can go wrong?
Listening to The Big Midweek. I love it when they stand up to Mark E Smith. Not always directly (beards).
December 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Listening to The Big Midweek. I love it when they stand up to Mark E Smith. Not always directly (beards).