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@emberstide.bsky.social

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(Av by Harry Clabon) Just a silly lil human (he him) Previously: fine artist, neuroscientist, dnd, mtg, business person. Presently: wandering archaic www.emberstide.com #magictheGathering #DND #science #strength

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 29m

Look I’ll admit that’s how I spent my entire, confused day yesterday

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 14h

Ok, yes 100% yes.

But also ….

Jason mask, Hawaiian shirt…behind a drum kit??

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 18h

something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be...

Without honor

The Hermit Druid. @thehermitdruid.bsky.social · 18h

Cricket? Nobody understands cricket!' You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!'

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 18h

I never gave anchovies a chance and it is 1,000% because of this movie

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 18h

I never gave anchovies a chance and it is 1,000% because of this movie

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 19h

I hope it has Krang

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 20h

I think it’s because our hearing is going so well have to shout a lot

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21h

2raf2furious

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21h

Cal we are cooked

It’s a turtle soup situation.

a cartoon of a man carrying a pizza box and a turtle

Alt: a cartoon of a man carrying a pizza box and a turtle- its shredder!

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21h

Please sir it’s a family game

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21h

I got stuck for three hours waiting for food at a dennys

Therefore they should 100% run a brand sponsorship with edh magic

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21h

Just in time for mtg tmnt release news

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21h

This hits right in my lateral babbages

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21h

I am so far from immune emotionally

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21h

Oh no I love them

I am the probleeeeeeeem

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 1d

For sure. Also I was 18 then and still had the residual invincibility of youth !

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 1d

I once pulled 5 all nighters in a week to complete my first one man art exhibit.

Gen AI is robbing the youth of so many vital bad choices lol

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

Watch: secret lair will finally feature boston and it’ll be like:

“Secret lair- transformers: Duck Boat special edition”

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

Runner-up:
- water

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

This really is the tolling of the apocalypse chime

They are coming

a man is riding a statue of a dog in a room

Alt: a man is riding a statue of a dog in a room - from Friends (tv show)

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

Eve is canonically the first enjoyer of donkey sauce.

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

Classic queso rush hour congestion

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

High maintenance but witty repartee over coffee

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

Aunt tifa?

Don’t tempt me

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

Im putting tue “bung” in “cowabunga”

Just you watch

Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 2d

Quiet down you damn kids I’m trying to enjoy my benefiber over here !