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yoman5

@yoman5.bsky.social

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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · Jul 21

EDGE OF ETERNIES DECK DUMP THREAD

50+ decks for Standard, Pioneer, Modern and more!

EOE Deck dump sponsored this time by @powrdragn.bsky.social! He puts out a ton of excellent standard content with an absolutely incredible variety.

Help me show him some love and follow him here and on youtube!

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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 4m

But similarly, I'm not following you and hopping in your mentions telling you how to post

Because consciously or not you're trying to influence my opinion much like I'm trying to hopefully maybe get feedback back to wotc about what I like, too.

We're both just people on the Internet

yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 4m

And I will keep saying it. Because the same way you perceive me to be ignoring your point, you're ignoring mine. We are both free to post our thoughts here on the Internet.

You ain't gotta follow me if you don't like my opinions, I honestly don't expect or want hate follows

yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 12m

Like I do understand if it feels like I'm shitting on your parade but like, as much as you want to remind me that you are actually excited to see TMNT or whatever I too want you to understand that it makes me depressed

Neither emotion is right, wrong, good, or bad. Emotions just are.

yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 12m

I want everyone to remember that what you see me post are *my* thoughts. *My* feelings.

I don't have to convince anyone and you don't have to convince me. Please stop saying shit like "but people are excited about it too!" because that's not the point.

I am a person too and I'm sad about it

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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 16m

I mean this in the kindest way possible: that is not my point. I, genuinely, not maliciously, do not care

I am lamenting a form of the game I know and love and its passing. Regardless of how excited other people are to see this crossover stuff

yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 2h

Probably perspective tbh

yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 2h

It remains really stupid tho. Like the entire goal of the set is to be references like that

yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 2h

JK that's apparently a deep cut nevermind

yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 2h

I don't *think* it's AI but I just now registered the fucking raspberries on pizza and now I am less sure

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 5h

I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit

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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 4h

The magic sets look really, really fucking cool. I just wish they got the same focus and time as the crossover shit

Honestly speaking I wish they got MORE but I know that's never happening, boss Hasbro wants their money

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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 4h

I also want to stress for people and wotc folks seeing all my doom and depression:

Edge of eternies kicked ass

Lorwyn looks amazing

But we had edge of eternies as the focus for like, 1 week? Two if we're being generous? And this *constant* hype train for sets 6 months away kills hype for the now

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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 9h

PREACH

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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 14h

I don't wanna be a constant hater of the game I love playing, whose existence allowed me to create a job centered on media analysis. But I'm so fucking tired of recognizing less & less of what made me excited to talk about this in the first place.

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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 14h

In the precursor to this video (Magic: The Gathering & the Death of the Future) I complain how Kamigawa's lore was changed for no other reason than to include a TMNT reference in its return.
I really should have considered that the entire game system was being remade to sell collectable simulacra.

A MTG card:

Shell of the Last Kappa
{3}
Legendary Artifact

{3}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery spell that targets you. (The spell has no effect.)

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Shell of the Last Kappa: You may cast a spell from among cards exiled with Shell of the Last Kappa without paying its mana cost.

An MTG Card:

Kappa Tech-Wrecker
{1}{G}
Creature — Turtle Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{G}

This creature enters with a deathtouch counter on it.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

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A MTG card:

Leonardo, Sewer Samurai
{3}{W}
Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Samurai

Sneak {2}{W}{W}

Double strike

During your turn, you may cast creature spells with power or toughness 1 or less from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 23h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.