EmbraceTheBald
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Can’t I live while I’m young?
Can’t I live while I’m young?
Dude, the Golfer’s Journal premium membership gift this year is Fuuuuuucking siiiiiiiick
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dude, the Golfer’s Journal premium membership gift this year is Fuuuuuucking siiiiiiiick
Imagine being paid to know what you’re talking about and still thinking Tulane and JMU deserve to be in the playoffs over the ☘️…
Well, imagine thinking they deserve to be in the playoffs period
Well, imagine thinking they deserve to be in the playoffs period
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Imagine being paid to know what you’re talking about and still thinking Tulane and JMU deserve to be in the playoffs over the ☘️…
Well, imagine thinking they deserve to be in the playoffs period
Well, imagine thinking they deserve to be in the playoffs period
*World’s Smallest font “the”* Ohio State
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
*World’s Smallest font “the”* Ohio State
“Honey, you’re making me watch this American Revolution documentary, why are you looking at on your phone and grinning wife eyed!?”
“Just looking up the narrator babe…”
“Just looking up the narrator babe…”
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“Honey, you’re making me watch this American Revolution documentary, why are you looking at on your phone and grinning wife eyed!?”
“Just looking up the narrator babe…”
“Just looking up the narrator babe…”
Besides Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
- The Roots
- ABB
- DMB
- OutKast
- Phantogram
- The Roots
- ABB
- DMB
- OutKast
- Phantogram
> Besides Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
- Lorde
- Goose
- Dead & Co
- Remi Wolf
- Billy Strings
- Lorde
- Goose
- Dead & Co
- Remi Wolf
- Billy Strings
> Besides Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
- Steve Miller
- Elvis Costello
- Indigo Girls
- Natalie Merchant
- Lilly Golden
- Steve Miller
- Elvis Costello
- Indigo Girls
- Natalie Merchant
- Lilly Golden
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Besides Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
- The Roots
- ABB
- DMB
- OutKast
- Phantogram
- The Roots
- ABB
- DMB
- OutKast
- Phantogram
I have zero hope for the future. Gen Z are a bunch of squids. Just. Eat. Real. Drugs
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I have zero hope for the future. Gen Z are a bunch of squids. Just. Eat. Real. Drugs
On Ticketmaster at 9:45. 10am onsale and it said "hold tight tickets will be available shortly" and then at 10:05 this popped up. Never change ticketmaster!
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
On Ticketmaster at 9:45. 10am onsale and it said "hold tight tickets will be available shortly" and then at 10:05 this popped up. Never change ticketmaster!
The Boston Michelin Star/Sarma uproar truly warms my heart
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Boston Michelin Star/Sarma uproar truly warms my heart
Also, TAB Lizards >
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Also, TAB Lizards >
The “I’m Trey I play guitar” from the end of last night’s TAB show absolutely sent me
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The “I’m Trey I play guitar” from the end of last night’s TAB show absolutely sent me
It feels like a genuine honor to be in the room with this woman every time I see her
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It feels like a genuine honor to be in the room with this woman every time I see her
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Not me, but on a guys trip to Iceland back in 2010 I snapped this pic of my buddy getting kicked out of a bar…imagine my surprise in 2014 when we all met The Mountain on GoT
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not me, but on a guys trip to Iceland back in 2010 I snapped this pic of my buddy getting kicked out of a bar…imagine my surprise in 2014 when we all met The Mountain on GoT
Just chimed in on BudgetDog’s latest IG post where he was telling people where to hide their cash bc of Mamdani’s 2% proposed millionaire tax. Turns out that when I pointed out MA saw a $5.7B windfall on “millionaire tax”while # of millionaires in the state rose 39% I caught a QUICK block
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just chimed in on BudgetDog’s latest IG post where he was telling people where to hide their cash bc of Mamdani’s 2% proposed millionaire tax. Turns out that when I pointed out MA saw a $5.7B windfall on “millionaire tax”while # of millionaires in the state rose 39% I caught a QUICK block
They want $200+ million in additional funding to “enhance security for members of Congress” because they know exactly what the fuck they’re doing and exactly what the deserve…
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
They want $200+ million in additional funding to “enhance security for members of Congress” because they know exactly what the fuck they’re doing and exactly what the deserve…
My sources say that the thought of living in a world where New York city elected a Muslim Democratic Socialists was just too much, and gave Dick Cheney such insatiable diarrhea that he shit himself to death
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My sources say that the thought of living in a world where New York city elected a Muslim Democratic Socialists was just too much, and gave Dick Cheney such insatiable diarrhea that he shit himself to death
OPEN THE DOME YOU COWARDS
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
OPEN THE DOME YOU COWARDS
This has been a great World Series, but let’s be real…a World Series played by a Cali team and a dome team is fucking WACK. They should be forced to open the dome, or relocate and play somewhere it gets down to 40 degrees at night
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This has been a great World Series, but let’s be real…a World Series played by a Cali team and a dome team is fucking WACK. They should be forced to open the dome, or relocate and play somewhere it gets down to 40 degrees at night
Was up in MTL last weekend and hit the light show at the Notre Dame Basilica. Spent the entire 40 minutes thinking about how much better it could be if Kuroda did it…we truly are disturbed individuals
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Was up in MTL last weekend and hit the light show at the Notre Dame Basilica. Spent the entire 40 minutes thinking about how much better it could be if Kuroda did it…we truly are disturbed individuals
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
MMJ (MGM Music Hall)
NxWorries (HOB)
Panic (MGM Music Hall)
LaMP (Levitate Backyard)
Phish (SNHU)
MMJ (MGM Music Hall)
NxWorries (HOB)
Panic (MGM Music Hall)
LaMP (Levitate Backyard)
Phish (SNHU)
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw (streaming included):
moe. (The Cap)
moe. (Providence)
Phish Phish Phish
(Hampton via couch)
moe. (The Cap)
moe. (Providence)
Phish Phish Phish
(Hampton via couch)
Brandi Carlile (Red Rocks)
Jean Batiste (Red Rocks)
Phish (CU Boulder)
Allison Russell
Janelle Monáe (Red Rocks last summer)
Jean Batiste (Red Rocks)
Phish (CU Boulder)
Allison Russell
Janelle Monáe (Red Rocks last summer)
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
MMJ (MGM Music Hall)
NxWorries (HOB)
Panic (MGM Music Hall)
LaMP (Levitate Backyard)
Phish (SNHU)
MMJ (MGM Music Hall)
NxWorries (HOB)
Panic (MGM Music Hall)
LaMP (Levitate Backyard)
Phish (SNHU)
My Morning Jacket blew my tits off last night
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My Morning Jacket blew my tits off last night
I OUGHT TO SEE THE GUICH KOOCK MULCAHY
October 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I OUGHT TO SEE THE GUICH KOOCK MULCAHY
JANKEES LOSE DAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
JANKEES LOSE DAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!