EmbraceTheBald
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Can’t I live while I’m young?
Can’t I live while I’m young?
“Honey, you’re making me watch this American Revolution documentary, why are you looking at on your phone and grinning wife eyed!?”
“Just looking up the narrator babe…”
“Just looking up the narrator babe…”
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“Honey, you’re making me watch this American Revolution documentary, why are you looking at on your phone and grinning wife eyed!?”
“Just looking up the narrator babe…”
“Just looking up the narrator babe…”
I have zero hope for the future. Gen Z are a bunch of squids. Just. Eat. Real. Drugs
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I have zero hope for the future. Gen Z are a bunch of squids. Just. Eat. Real. Drugs
On Ticketmaster at 9:45. 10am onsale and it said "hold tight tickets will be available shortly" and then at 10:05 this popped up. Never change ticketmaster!
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
On Ticketmaster at 9:45. 10am onsale and it said "hold tight tickets will be available shortly" and then at 10:05 this popped up. Never change ticketmaster!
It feels like a genuine honor to be in the room with this woman every time I see her
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It feels like a genuine honor to be in the room with this woman every time I see her
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Perpetual Stew guy knows what’s up
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Perpetual Stew guy knows what’s up
Not me, but on a guys trip to Iceland back in 2010 I snapped this pic of my buddy getting kicked out of a bar…imagine my surprise in 2014 when we all met The Mountain on GoT
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not me, but on a guys trip to Iceland back in 2010 I snapped this pic of my buddy getting kicked out of a bar…imagine my surprise in 2014 when we all met The Mountain on GoT
“Did you come?”
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“Did you come?”
My Morning Jacket blew my tits off last night
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My Morning Jacket blew my tits off last night
No Cains means this list doesn’t matter
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No Cains means this list doesn’t matter
I have terrible news…
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I have terrible news…
Age verification: The TV was a piece of furniture
September 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Age verification: The TV was a piece of furniture
Totally unrelated map
August 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Totally unrelated map
Become Ungovernable…
(Sound)
(Sound)
August 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Become Ungovernable…
(Sound)
(Sound)