EmbraceTheBald
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Can’t I live while I’m young?
Can’t I live while I’m young?
The CEO of the largest Hospital Chain in the US was paid $25 million in 2024. So after we finish dining on him as an appetizer, I’m sure we could find better use for that cash. Now rinse and repeat for every chain before moving on to the Billionaires for the main course
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The CEO of the largest Hospital Chain in the US was paid $25 million in 2024. So after we finish dining on him as an appetizer, I’m sure we could find better use for that cash. Now rinse and repeat for every chain before moving on to the Billionaires for the main course
With all due respect Senator…get fucked. You voted to reopen the government so you voted for this to happen
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
With all due respect Senator…get fucked. You voted to reopen the government so you voted for this to happen
Ghoul of the year
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ghoul of the year
Feel this in my plums…
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Feel this in my plums…
lol at a Tulane fan blocking me off this…even they know they’re not supposed to be there
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
lol at a Tulane fan blocking me off this…even they know they’re not supposed to be there
Kids parties should be a 2hr window only. 90 minutes to play, 30 for pizza/cake whatever, then out the door
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Kids parties should be a 2hr window only. 90 minutes to play, 30 for pizza/cake whatever, then out the door
Just two fellas discussing how JD Vance deserves to wake up on Xmas morning with a stocking full of shit
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just two fellas discussing how JD Vance deserves to wake up on Xmas morning with a stocking full of shit
My ACL exploded just watching that
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My ACL exploded just watching that
Yes, but you’ll be dressed to the nines when your plane crashes!
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Yes, but you’ll be dressed to the nines when your plane crashes!
Come in here dear boy, have a cigar!
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Come in here dear boy, have a cigar!
Don’t forget to turn the knob to “gentle cycle” when you launder the Fashie’s image…
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Don’t forget to turn the knob to “gentle cycle” when you launder the Fashie’s image…
The syphillis, stroke, and dementia are really doing a number on his already underdeveloped brain
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The syphillis, stroke, and dementia are really doing a number on his already underdeveloped brain
“Christian”: O Holy Night
Secular: Tie from opposite ends of the spectrum: Christmas Time Is Here -Vince Guaraldi Trio and Christmas(Baby Please Come Home-U2 Version
Secular: Tie from opposite ends of the spectrum: Christmas Time Is Here -Vince Guaraldi Trio and Christmas(Baby Please Come Home-U2 Version
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“Christian”: O Holy Night
Secular: Tie from opposite ends of the spectrum: Christmas Time Is Here -Vince Guaraldi Trio and Christmas(Baby Please Come Home-U2 Version
Secular: Tie from opposite ends of the spectrum: Christmas Time Is Here -Vince Guaraldi Trio and Christmas(Baby Please Come Home-U2 Version
Could have been stoned user error, but when trying to defrost it wouldn’t let me just punch in a time. It kept telling me to look at the number on the package
The sensor reheat option was dope at 11am the day after Turkey day when I built a full plate again tho…
The sensor reheat option was dope at 11am the day after Turkey day when I built a full plate again tho…
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Could have been stoned user error, but when trying to defrost it wouldn’t let me just punch in a time. It kept telling me to look at the number on the package
The sensor reheat option was dope at 11am the day after Turkey day when I built a full plate again tho…
The sensor reheat option was dope at 11am the day after Turkey day when I built a full plate again tho…
JUST left a rental yesterday that had that exact model. Some great features, and one incredibly annoying feature
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
JUST left a rental yesterday that had that exact model. Some great features, and one incredibly annoying feature
It’s good that *we* are doing what we’ve always done. It’s good that many people who used to not do this(and most likely judged it), are now doing it. It’s horrible that this is being reported in a lifestyle piece on CNN.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It’s good that *we* are doing what we’ve always done. It’s good that many people who used to not do this(and most likely judged it), are now doing it. It’s horrible that this is being reported in a lifestyle piece on CNN.
Just leave them on *the chair* until they come back in style
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Just leave them on *the chair* until they come back in style