Trans Ferdinand: The Almost Birthday Girl
@emdashreed.bsky.social
Emi/Emily, she/her. T4T poet bassist from Philly. DIY musician. Probably your girlfriend, definitely in your band.
Protect trans kids, fuck ICE, free Palestine, go birds
Because the world will never take my heart.
Protect trans kids, fuck ICE, free Palestine, go birds
Because the world will never take my heart.
Pinned
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the silence of steamed hams
July 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
the silence of steamed hams
good morning, sleepyheads
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
good morning, sleepyheads
good night, you beautiful miracles of existence, I’m glad you’re all here
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
good night, you beautiful miracles of existence, I’m glad you’re all here
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every machine is connected to the other not only by physical means, through cables and pipes, but also through non-material means thal lie outside of human perception. if one builds a node mechanism sufficient in size and fuels it right, it is possible to create a path wide enough for a human.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
every machine is connected to the other not only by physical means, through cables and pipes, but also through non-material means thal lie outside of human perception. if one builds a node mechanism sufficient in size and fuels it right, it is possible to create a path wide enough for a human.
post your warning label.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
post your warning label.
I am robot princess.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am robot princess.
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I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
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what good is a web site if you can't tell terrible people that the world would be better if they drowned in their own blood. that their own children will make jokes about the gurgling moans they make as the life leaves their eyes. that their memory will be as a piss joke and niche meme for trannies
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
what good is a web site if you can't tell terrible people that the world would be better if they drowned in their own blood. that their own children will make jokes about the gurgling moans they make as the life leaves their eyes. that their memory will be as a piss joke and niche meme for trannies
someone email me a grilled cheese
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
someone email me a grilled cheese
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WOP WOP WOP WOP
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
WOP WOP WOP WOP
"25% off at The Cuck Chair Depot"
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"25% off at The Cuck Chair Depot"
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new EP coming out 11/29 (my birthday!); 5 songs of wild electronic nonsense and 1 of the prettiest most loving odes to my friends I've ever done. pre-order now!
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/a-conf...
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/a-conf...
A Confusion, by How I Became Invisible
6 track album
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
new EP coming out 11/29 (my birthday!); 5 songs of wild electronic nonsense and 1 of the prettiest most loving odes to my friends I've ever done. pre-order now!
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/a-conf...
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/a-conf...
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It’s my birthday on Saturday. Just uh… putting this here for no reason.
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Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s my birthday on Saturday. Just uh… putting this here for no reason.
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When making your Album of the Year/Song of the Year/Artist of the Year lists, make sure you remember to consider your favorite robot princess…
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...
Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost, by How I Became Invisible
11 track album
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When making your Album of the Year/Song of the Year/Artist of the Year lists, make sure you remember to consider your favorite robot princess…
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...
hey
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hey
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One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
good morning, all you cosmic fuckin miracles
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
good morning, all you cosmic fuckin miracles
don’t just make out with your friends, play with their titties and draw “Loss” on their back.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
don’t just make out with your friends, play with their titties and draw “Loss” on their back.
I got so much cheese in my pockets they thought I was a calzone
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I got so much cheese in my pockets they thought I was a calzone
I just listened to The Narcissist’s Cookbook - MYTH. I am now COMPLETELY obsessed.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just listened to The Narcissist’s Cookbook - MYTH. I am now COMPLETELY obsessed.
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If this fucker is chasing you you done fucked up
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If this fucker is chasing you you done fucked up
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see, the thing about monsterfucking in mainstream media is that it is pretty much always in service of a narrative which allows the assumed-cishetmasc viewer to think "oh, women will still love me, in spite of my flaws". the inverse pairing simply does not serve the ego of the male viewer or creator
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
see, the thing about monsterfucking in mainstream media is that it is pretty much always in service of a narrative which allows the assumed-cishetmasc viewer to think "oh, women will still love me, in spite of my flaws". the inverse pairing simply does not serve the ego of the male viewer or creator
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How I Became Invisible - “Your Exit”
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
How I Became Invisible - “Your Exit”
It’s my birthday on Saturday. Just uh… putting this here for no reason.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s my birthday on Saturday. Just uh… putting this here for no reason.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
I don’t know whether to kill my Opps or fuck em. It’s Cowboy Shit either way.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I don’t know whether to kill my Opps or fuck em. It’s Cowboy Shit either way.