EmeraldUrsa
@emeraldursa.bsky.social
Just a Himbear, settling into a life of owning/operating a pawn shop. We get a little rowdy as a treat from time to time but good vibes and fun times are the goal.
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GUESS WHAT CHUCKLEFUCKS!?!?
I GOT A CHARACTER REF SHEET NOW!!!
- Courtesy of NotDyingNow over on Tumblr -
www.tumblr.com/notdyingnow
I GOT A CHARACTER REF SHEET NOW!!!
- Courtesy of NotDyingNow over on Tumblr -
www.tumblr.com/notdyingnow
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Remember, the difference between gender ale and gender lager is in the fermentation style: gender ale is a top, whereas gender lager is a bottom
this is officially the funniest typo I've ever made
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Remember, the difference between gender ale and gender lager is in the fermentation style: gender ale is a top, whereas gender lager is a bottom
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
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Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.
For fucks sake, again with the apple/patreon bullshit. I have to move to monthly billing and fuck me over www.patreon.com/posts/148395...
13 years on your platform. Thanks for nothing patreon. I hope the apple dick is that good.
13 years on your platform. Thanks for nothing patreon. I hope the apple dick is that good.
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January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.
It's weird. To think that a single stream made up for a day that left me sore and shaking with anger.
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 AM
It's weird. To think that a single stream made up for a day that left me sore and shaking with anger.
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While I was away, I my lung collapsed and I had to have a fairly invasive surgery on my inside of my chest, as well as 2 chest tubes. It was awful, I'm bedridden and recovery is painful and unpleasant.
If anybody would like to help me at all in this trying time please consider a donation.
If anybody would like to help me at all in this trying time please consider a donation.
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 AM
While I was away, I my lung collapsed and I had to have a fairly invasive surgery on my inside of my chest, as well as 2 chest tubes. It was awful, I'm bedridden and recovery is painful and unpleasant.
If anybody would like to help me at all in this trying time please consider a donation.
If anybody would like to help me at all in this trying time please consider a donation.
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Oh hey! My Marines c:
Proper Target Identification and Acquisition is important.
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Oh hey! My Marines c:
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this blue up on twitter after the first one and i just now realized i never uploaded this here
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
this blue up on twitter after the first one and i just now realized i never uploaded this here
Y'all Ready To Get Dangerous?
Here's the stream schedule for 25/1/2026 - 31/1/2026
Here's the stream schedule for 25/1/2026 - 31/1/2026
January 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Y'all Ready To Get Dangerous?
Here's the stream schedule for 25/1/2026 - 31/1/2026
Here's the stream schedule for 25/1/2026 - 31/1/2026
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Not me seeing someone tell one of my mutuals that the government isn't the problem...
NIGGA HAVE YOU LOOKED OR READ THE NEWS LATELY?!?!
ICE IS PART OF THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENT!
Y'all need to fucking do some research before you say some stupid shit like that!
NIGGA HAVE YOU LOOKED OR READ THE NEWS LATELY?!?!
ICE IS PART OF THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENT!
Y'all need to fucking do some research before you say some stupid shit like that!
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Not me seeing someone tell one of my mutuals that the government isn't the problem...
NIGGA HAVE YOU LOOKED OR READ THE NEWS LATELY?!?!
ICE IS PART OF THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENT!
Y'all need to fucking do some research before you say some stupid shit like that!
NIGGA HAVE YOU LOOKED OR READ THE NEWS LATELY?!?!
ICE IS PART OF THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENT!
Y'all need to fucking do some research before you say some stupid shit like that!
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Words fail to describe the overwhelming dread I feel towards the state of things. There's just so much bad shit happening all the time and the powers that be are unable to or flat-out just not doing anything about it.
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Words fail to describe the overwhelming dread I feel towards the state of things. There's just so much bad shit happening all the time and the powers that be are unable to or flat-out just not doing anything about it.
GUESS WHAT CHUCKLEFUCKS!?!?
I GOT A CHARACTER REF SHEET NOW!!!
- Courtesy of NotDyingNow over on Tumblr -
www.tumblr.com/notdyingnow
I GOT A CHARACTER REF SHEET NOW!!!
- Courtesy of NotDyingNow over on Tumblr -
www.tumblr.com/notdyingnow
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
GUESS WHAT CHUCKLEFUCKS!?!?
I GOT A CHARACTER REF SHEET NOW!!!
- Courtesy of NotDyingNow over on Tumblr -
www.tumblr.com/notdyingnow
I GOT A CHARACTER REF SHEET NOW!!!
- Courtesy of NotDyingNow over on Tumblr -
www.tumblr.com/notdyingnow
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Part of me wishes I could be positive.
Lying to others and gaslighting myself into positivity only goes so far.
There’s some good opportunities coming our way, however I’m still mentally preparing myself for homelessness.
“Prepare for the worst, hope for the best” I guess.
Lying to others and gaslighting myself into positivity only goes so far.
There’s some good opportunities coming our way, however I’m still mentally preparing myself for homelessness.
“Prepare for the worst, hope for the best” I guess.
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Part of me wishes I could be positive.
Lying to others and gaslighting myself into positivity only goes so far.
There’s some good opportunities coming our way, however I’m still mentally preparing myself for homelessness.
“Prepare for the worst, hope for the best” I guess.
Lying to others and gaslighting myself into positivity only goes so far.
There’s some good opportunities coming our way, however I’m still mentally preparing myself for homelessness.
“Prepare for the worst, hope for the best” I guess.
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New video out now- youtu.be/ivG5Ci9RPGU?...
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
New video out now- youtu.be/ivG5Ci9RPGU?...
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ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
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we need to abolish ICE right fucking now these are violent thugs who want to kill everyone. this is the gestapo. this is nazi germany. this is state execution that will be approved of by those on top
For folks asking: yes, the person shot has died. Just announced. The video circulating shows what can only be described as an execution.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
we need to abolish ICE right fucking now these are violent thugs who want to kill everyone. this is the gestapo. this is nazi germany. this is state execution that will be approved of by those on top
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i didn't forget about posting my birthday art here...
it's my birthday! and i made a Very Normal model of me being Very Normal with a cake. normal style.
it's my birthday! and i made a Very Normal model of me being Very Normal with a cake. normal style.
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i didn't forget about posting my birthday art here...
it's my birthday! and i made a Very Normal model of me being Very Normal with a cake. normal style.
it's my birthday! and i made a Very Normal model of me being Very Normal with a cake. normal style.
I'm A Sneaky Spectre! ... Kinda | Mass Effect: Part 1 | Wreck-It-Wednesday | !commands
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I'm A Sneaky Spectre! ... Kinda | Mass Effect: Part 1 | Wreck-It-Wednesday | !commands
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January 21, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I'm A Sneaky Spectre! ... Kinda | Mass Effect: Part 1 | Wreck-It-Wednesday | !commands
www.twitch.tv/emeraldursa
www.twitch.tv/emeraldursa
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
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She may not have been mad at you but I sure as fuck am.
Abolish ICE
Abolish ICE
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
She may not have been mad at you but I sure as fuck am.
Abolish ICE
Abolish ICE
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Oh yes, oh yes. Let’s let this trend catch on.
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Oh yes, oh yes. Let’s let this trend catch on.