Emily Aster
@emilyaster.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Emily! Streams live Sat-Tue at www.twitch.tv/EmilyAster
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Emily Aster
@emilyaster.bsky.social
· Jul 1
I'm Emily Aster, Mars Witch! I stream at ttv/EmilyAster and cohost the Arcade Pit!
"Emily how much do levels really matter"
Me bleeding on the floor: "a bit"
Me bleeding on the floor: "a bit"
January 28, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"Emily how much do levels really matter"
Me bleeding on the floor: "a bit"
Me bleeding on the floor: "a bit"
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TUESDAY 3RD FEB, 8PM GMT, @emilyaster.bsky.social, @tietuesday.bsky.social, @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social and @sword.zone will battle in a round robin Armored Core 6 tourney! The kicker? They have NO IDEA what mechs they're gonna be using out of 20 I made.
They're all uh... bad... hehe.
cya then!!!
They're all uh... bad... hehe.
cya then!!!
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
TUESDAY 3RD FEB, 8PM GMT, @emilyaster.bsky.social, @tietuesday.bsky.social, @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social and @sword.zone will battle in a round robin Armored Core 6 tourney! The kicker? They have NO IDEA what mechs they're gonna be using out of 20 I made.
They're all uh... bad... hehe.
cya then!!!
They're all uh... bad... hehe.
cya then!!!
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I'm so happy with how this space station animation I made for an upcoming collab with ost comp jam came out
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'm so happy with how this space station animation I made for an upcoming collab with ost comp jam came out
So as it turns out this is a bug with the league placement but the MMR system is unaffected
Only tangentially related, I did my build good and landed a nice sized timing push at 8 minutes last night and felt very accomplished.
Only tangentially related, I did my build good and landed a nice sized timing push at 8 minutes last night and felt very accomplished.
What the fuck happened
I lost four of my five placement matches to players in gold and platinum ranks, I've never placed higher than platinum in the past, why is my ass in Master rank. I'm going to get fucking thrashed.
I lost four of my five placement matches to players in gold and platinum ranks, I've never placed higher than platinum in the past, why is my ass in Master rank. I'm going to get fucking thrashed.
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
So as it turns out this is a bug with the league placement but the MMR system is unaffected
Only tangentially related, I did my build good and landed a nice sized timing push at 8 minutes last night and felt very accomplished.
Only tangentially related, I did my build good and landed a nice sized timing push at 8 minutes last night and felt very accomplished.
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I want to thank @ilyon.bsky.social & @indestructiblecat.bsky.social & @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social & @emilyaster.bsky.social & @smight.bsky.social for a great time on Arcade Pit and promise to continue to become the next bottom of the barrel artist if trusted to return.
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I want to thank @ilyon.bsky.social & @indestructiblecat.bsky.social & @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social & @emilyaster.bsky.social & @smight.bsky.social for a great time on Arcade Pit and promise to continue to become the next bottom of the barrel artist if trusted to return.
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this is how zohran's been moving since getting elected as mayor of NYC
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
this is how zohran's been moving since getting elected as mayor of NYC
Hi Claire could you help me with the big mousetrap
January 25, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Hi Claire could you help me with the big mousetrap
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watching this again and truly sorry to whoever finds my ghosts
2x normal health
+3 on levels
0 second startup infinite
0 second startup freeze x2
5000+ shield in 3 seconds
good luck out there
2x normal health
+3 on levels
0 second startup infinite
0 second startup freeze x2
5000+ shield in 3 seconds
good luck out there
This run went exactly how you think it went
Every detail of this video is criminal
Every detail of this video is criminal
January 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
watching this again and truly sorry to whoever finds my ghosts
2x normal health
+3 on levels
0 second startup infinite
0 second startup freeze x2
5000+ shield in 3 seconds
good luck out there
2x normal health
+3 on levels
0 second startup infinite
0 second startup freeze x2
5000+ shield in 3 seconds
good luck out there
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Okay so Here's that AC6 thread, First things first the game rules, great setting great characters great everything, outside of like.... 2 missions that I think I didn't really enjoy I had fun the whole way through... but that's not what this thread is about LET'S TALK ABOUT MECHS
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Okay so Here's that AC6 thread, First things first the game rules, great setting great characters great everything, outside of like.... 2 missions that I think I didn't really enjoy I had fun the whole way through... but that's not what this thread is about LET'S TALK ABOUT MECHS
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
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I just hit the craziest shop in the fucking universe day 3 off a random selection of 3 shops
16 gold win the game
day 3
what the hell
16 gold win the game
day 3
what the hell
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I just hit the craziest shop in the fucking universe day 3 off a random selection of 3 shops
16 gold win the game
day 3
what the hell
16 gold win the game
day 3
what the hell
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Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin is $15.99 on Steam buff.ly/wJU1ZxE
Humble buff.ly/fTUw3CF
US PSN buff.ly/U1UCXrG
PS5 $18.97 Amazon buff.ly/r9DjV99 #ad
Humble buff.ly/fTUw3CF
US PSN buff.ly/U1UCXrG
PS5 $18.97 Amazon buff.ly/r9DjV99 #ad
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin is $15.99 on Steam buff.ly/wJU1ZxE
Humble buff.ly/fTUw3CF
US PSN buff.ly/U1UCXrG
PS5 $18.97 Amazon buff.ly/r9DjV99 #ad
Humble buff.ly/fTUw3CF
US PSN buff.ly/U1UCXrG
PS5 $18.97 Amazon buff.ly/r9DjV99 #ad
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"Grabbing another Yoshi? Y-y-you ABANDONED... Yoshi... before."
"Yeah, and we'll do the same to this one."
"Yeah, and we'll do the same to this one."
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 AM
"Grabbing another Yoshi? Y-y-you ABANDONED... Yoshi... before."
"Yeah, and we'll do the same to this one."
"Yeah, and we'll do the same to this one."
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I'm so good at fighting games its unreal tbh
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I'm so good at fighting games its unreal tbh
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have nothing to say other than this is a day when posting feels utterly, hilariously insufficient. love you all. fuck ice
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
have nothing to say other than this is a day when posting feels utterly, hilariously insufficient. love you all. fuck ice
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Lorwyn Eclipsed: Story and Set Discussion, Followed by Drafting! www.twitch.tv/slio9
January 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Lorwyn Eclipsed: Story and Set Discussion, Followed by Drafting! www.twitch.tv/slio9
I know what they're going for, I parse what this is supposed to be, but what it LOOKS like is Haze immediately after getting hit in the head with a cartoon hammer
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I know what they're going for, I parse what this is supposed to be, but what it LOOKS like is Haze immediately after getting hit in the head with a cartoon hammer
Found out Wanda lost a bit of weight from her previous vet appointment, so I'm gonna try and find some food she really enjoys
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Found out Wanda lost a bit of weight from her previous vet appointment, so I'm gonna try and find some food she really enjoys
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She was trying to play with a cord dangling off the desk. #sashaposting
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
She was trying to play with a cord dangling off the desk. #sashaposting
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If you ever missed those "Oh hi I didn't see you there" videos I made one based on what I've been doing lately. Enjoy please
youtu.be/jIDRCrxjraY
youtu.be/jIDRCrxjraY
The Latest In Slowbeef As of Jan 2026
YouTube video by slowbeef
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If you ever missed those "Oh hi I didn't see you there" videos I made one based on what I've been doing lately. Enjoy please
youtu.be/jIDRCrxjraY
youtu.be/jIDRCrxjraY
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Idk exactly what got y'all on reposting kirbass but I'm here for it
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Idk exactly what got y'all on reposting kirbass but I'm here for it