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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon

@emilysylveon.bsky.social

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31, she/fae/they/it, trans, pan, polyam, plural, autistic, ΘΔ. free palestine, BLM, ACAB, land back, punch every nazi, fuck generative AI, bring back applewood smoked pulled pork. i won't be normal, you should be weirder.

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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · Jul 2

if you're ever wondering why that's in my bio, now you know

Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · Jun 23

Oh I love this genre of social media reply.

The ultimate form of which (and one that we reference often) was when Subway made a statement formally distancing themselves from Jared Fogle following his arrest, and were met with the Facebook comment:

“bring back applewood smoked pulled pork!”

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 20h

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

media.tenor.com

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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 18h

this could legitimately be a song vs. song episode but i don't feel like tagging todd and lina with the idea

🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 18h

genuinely gonna be fascinating seeing whether the song about travis kelce's penis or the song about stefon diggs's penis is going to perform better

performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 20h

feel like Taylor’s cringe horny track has distracted from Cardi B’s excellent new sex anthem, “On My Back,” which is smooth as hell, genuinely romantic, and mentions how she wants to hold her man’s dick while he pees

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performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 20h

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Darkonius Mavakar @darkonius-mavakar.itch.io · 1d

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

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Aldia (Dee) @profaneannalist.bsky.social · 18h

I am a lesbian. A lesbo. A dyke. A faggot. I
Women

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20h

fuck NOW you tell Keith Urban this?

Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 21h

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpoc AA @tansy.bsky.social · 19h

Dog bless hairy boys

My partner's shaggy golden retriever sona showing off his fluffy chest and stomach hair with a smug inviting expression on his face. Around him are hearts, rainbows, stars ad bones along with other little miscellaneous shapes. I like hairy men a normal amount.

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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 21h

wanna see a magic trick?

#strugglesofgame

🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 22h

clown shoes ass country

Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 22h

lmao called it

National Guard deployed to the Bass Pro pyramid

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Shawn's Socialist Slipstreaming（宇祥）- he/him/他/dia @shawnybantzy.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently our newest Nobel Peace Prize winner wrote to fucking Netanyahu for help in overthrowing the government of her own country dawg

The population of Venezuela needs international protection against the widespread and systematic attack to which the Venezuelan regime subjects it. This is demonstrated by the report dated May 29, 2018, submitted by the Organisation of American States to the International Criminal Court. This has served as the basis for nine states, including Argentina, to file complaints against the regime before that international body. We deeply appreciate this effort, which is decisive for the outcome of the Venezuelan tragedy.

I am convinced that the international community, in accordance with the responsibility to protect doctrine, is called upon to provide Venezuelans with the necessary support to bring about the regime change that is urgently needed to restore national and international security. Therefore, I have recently sent letters to several of the world’s leading figures to promote before the United Nations Security Council the adoption of effective protection measures for Venezuela by fostering regime change, a step that necessarily entails strengthening international security. Today I want to ask Israel and Argentina to contribute their expertise and influence to advance a sound and urgent decision-making process in the Security Council.

Such measures are imperative in the face of a hemispheric security hotspot like the one currently posed by the regime oppressing Venezuela. The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees and the International Organisation for Migration have certified that the current refugee crisis of people fleeing Venezuela is the largest in the history of the Americas. Argentina is an example of this crisis, having welcomed hundreds of thousands of our compatriots—a gesture for which Venezuelans will always be grateful. However, we must be aware that without a change of regime in our country, hemispheric and global security will be at risk.

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punkitt ‼️💞 @punkitt.bsky.social · 1d

thing that i can do now that i have boobs that i think is awesome

A wolfgirl with her tongue out looking silly. She is resting her hands on her breasts like a shelf. There is text pointing to her that reads "Resting her Paws"

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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 2d

no, i’m not tired of ‘being nice.’

yes, i still want to ‘go apeshit.’

these things can coexist.

now stop asking me.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Booneyard @booneyard.bsky.social · 5d

WORK CONTINUES
WE PROCEED

piczel.tv/watch/ChibsA...

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 1d

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it.

Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently.

Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands.

Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 1d

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).

The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 1d

SCOOP: The Bureau of Land Management says the largest solar project in Nevada — the Esmeralda 7 mega-farm — has been canceled

The news was quietly dropped via a sudden website update with no public word from any of the companies involved or a statement from the agency

@heatmap.news

Esmeralda 7 Solar Project Has Been Canceled, BLM Says

It would have delivered a gargantuan 6.2 gigawatts of power.

heatmap.news

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Sealathon @maliepono.bsky.social · 2d

Put your hand in the box

Athritis hand massager with a hand disappearing into its glowing depths? Or the pain box from DUNE

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

this is absolutely my favorite protest innovation of 2025

"my opponents are violent antifa extremist terrorists"

"your opponents are dressed as giant inflatable frogs"

solid fuck you to the pepe crowd too

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 1d

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 1d

Adventures in framing:

Headline presenting this as a real-world question. Rather than as another sign of deepening vortex of narcissistic delusion and detachment from reality.

Headline: Trump Has His Eyes on Nobel Prize. Will He Get It?

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 1d

If the Giants aren't going to win the Super Bowl how did they just beat the guys who won the Super Bowl? SUPER BOWL WINNERS CONFIRMED

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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes i forget that you're a giants fan and whenever i remember i just think "yeah that explains a lot"

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 1d

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.

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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 1d

current mood: pokémon red and blue sandshrew