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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, who is a sylveon
@emilysylveon.bsky.social
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closer to 40 than 20. she/fae/they/it, trans, pan, polyam, plural, autistic, ΘΔ. free palestine, BLM, ACAB, land back, punch every nazi, fuck generative AI, bring back applewood smoked pulled pork. i won't be normal, you should be weirder.
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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, who is a sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · Jul 2
if you're ever wondering why that's in my bio, now you know
graham.loadingreadyrun.com Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · Jun 23
Oh I love this genre of social media reply.

The ultimate form of which (and one that we reference often) was when Subway made a statement formally distancing themselves from Jared Fogle following his arrest, and were met with the Facebook comment:

“bring back applewood smoked pulled pork!”
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nightshade.technology
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
TAS restaurant
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
the reason for the season
a "for lease" sign that's had "navidad" spraypainted on it so it reads "for lease navidad"
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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jordandarkly.bsky.social
and i say,
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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smokyburnout.bsky.social
shin godzill-nya
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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troyneliousq.bsky.social
“I hate to say that I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOO”
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
emilysylveon.bsky.social
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M HOOKED ON A FEELING
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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mattielubchansky.com
normal
a white and tabby cat looking like some sort of xenomorph somehow. anyway she’s sitting in front of a framed weird drawing of elvis that’s on like 3d styrofoam. the artist is called fazzino i think. jaya’s dad bought it for her a long time ago and we hated it but hung it up as kind of a joke in our old kitchen but now we love it. please don’t respond talking about the elvis im not interested in litigating it or riffing about it or whatever. the point of this is please just look at what my fucking cat looks like here. her name is Frog. my cousin dana took this btw
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
emilysylveon.bsky.social
how did the bengals come up with 5 takeaways tonight, mercury must be in fucking gatorade
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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technihilism.bsky.social
"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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rincewind.run
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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shakeenz.bsky.social
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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w0lfertinger666.bsky.social
Hitomi the cat girl
(She/her) 🐈🏳️‍⚧️⛓️
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
emilysylveon.bsky.social
my Fire Zac Taylor Meter is currently at "immediately, out of a cannon"
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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rewhan.bsky.social
The math works out, I dunno what to tell you.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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tsulong.bsky.social
"I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the cooked turkey to the freezer, the cycle begins anew "
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
emilysylveon.bsky.social
buldak bokkeum-meow
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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foxlett.bsky.social
cat doodle 🍜
#cat #art #cuteart #animalart
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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foone.bsky.social
my spellchecker correcting "aromantic" to "aromatic" should be considered a hate crime.

I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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organiccyborg.bsky.social
Queen from Deltarune saying "it's called women kissing look it up on your personal computer"
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
emilysylveon.bsky.social
you've just died. the sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

i guess i got blaze kicked into the sun
an immersive art mega blaziken ex card from pokémon tcg pocket
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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tanasimensis.bsky.social
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
Headline from Detroit free press about a grounded freighter on the Detroit river.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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mayawest.online
I need you alive. we can figure out the rest tomorrow.
sweatermuppet.bsky.social silas denver 🛸 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · Mar 14
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
THE TRANS AGENDA IS TO KEEP MY F*CKING FRIENDS ALIVE sol rios At 2pm and 2am. Sleep, I remember you. Please, wait for me. I send out 7 reminders to eat a day. Like little paper lifeboats. It's nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too. I need company for my shot. 3ml of Estradiol over facetime. I tell my friend I'm being a baby about it, she says woman up. Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question. I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded. And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday. Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You'll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter. In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you. I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
(screaming like a teenager during beatlemania) omg ITS DERPY
derpy tiger from kpop demon hunters as a giant balloon in the macys thanksgiving day parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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music4love13.bsky.social
Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM