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⚧ gemini enby trash jewessque ⚧

💫 stunning with a blunt weapon

queer antifa supersoldier
Pinned
blessed with two beautiful boys who like their bellies rubbed
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I speak about the summer of the Kendrick/Drake beef with the same solemn respect that an old person would use to refer to the summer they executed the Rosenbergs.
July 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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i took my son and sole intellectual heir on a walk down the emeryville greenway yesterday. he spent quite a bit of it trying to go back inside
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
if you're lumping in some ng member deployed against their will with ice i just want you to know that it's you. you're the one we've been looking for. the problem
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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trump will pardon or assist any head of state who has been convicted for crimes. acting out of self preservation, basically
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!”

also trump:
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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It is tragic that this person was put in a position where she lost her life for no reason other than to serve the vanity of a man determined to establish dominance over a city that hates him
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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UPDATE: After nine months of unjust detention in an Israeli prison, Mohammed has been released.

I met with his loved ones earlier this year, and I can only imagine the joy and relief they must be feeling.

Praying for his healing and recovery, after months of inhumane treatment.
Right now, Mohammed Ibrahim, a US citizen, is being held in an Israeli prison.

His health is deteriorating. The circumstances are desperate.

The United States must use every avenue available to secure the release of this Palestinian American child.
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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This is absolutely true. I worked at a small indie store and if a book that wasn't from a major author sold within a month of being brought in, we would reorder. The margin for success is tiny in small bookstores.
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it's autumn in the east bay
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This would be an unambiguous war crime even in a proper war against a real enemy’s navy.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
from iran contra to enron to iraq to bear sternes to jan six it's all just a long trail of elites not being held accountable

and that includes the democratic party, which is why they can't be the face of change until they have a change of face
It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.

Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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While Ben Shapiro is attacking Nick Fuentes (for being a sexist racist monster) the same violent statements are promoted by his own employee Matt Walsh. He's defended rape, slavery, and child impregnation.

The only difference? Matt Walsh doesn't attack Israel.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I'm sorry I can't be her
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I'm near speechless at this framing of overall immigration falling by, like, 60%
Asylum seekers now make up nearly half of net migration to the UK and the number housed in hotels has increased despite Sir Keir Starmer’s pledge to end their use ⬇️
Asylum seekers account for almost half of net migration
New statistics showed a fall in net migration as British citizens and non-EU migrants left the UK, but the number of asylum seekers in hotels has grown
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
this is PRE HOLIDAY polling
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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im on long island and this is the most long island thing ive ever seen. and i kind of want one
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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“In 2029 we will rebuild the White House and pay for it by seizing assets from Trump, his family, and all of his companies and organizations. We publicize the name of every contractor involved with this project and permanently ban them as corporate entities and individuals from public contracts.”
Trump fighting with his architect about wanting to build a ballroom bigger than the actual White House feels very on brand

wapo.st/4rqrqA2
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"There are costs to performatively deploying members of the military—one of which is the risk of endangering them"

From @juliettekayyem.bsky.social

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
A Terrible and Avoidable Tragedy in D.C.
Trump was warned that members of the military could be attacked.
www.theatlantic.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM