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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius

@kweencassie.bsky.social

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kween; expert opinion giver; supergenius; visionary leader; aspiring model; EXTREME; famous; icon; subtle; delicate; probably not a doctor but identify as one: she/tree/it/shit. Here for all that they and gay shit. You could be my next hit of dopamine.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 3m

"So, anyway, I'll be here when you're done lying to yourself," said Frog.

"But I really am busy," answered Toad.

PS5 and hobbies aren't busy people activities, bud. Try again."

Toad crawled back under the blankets like a child.

"You want breakfast or nah, you spoiled little shit?" said Frog.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 23m

Lmfao

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 25m

Lmao

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 26m

Not sure you're in a position to make that argument, big dawg.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 52m

For real though 😭

byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 52m

Toad wanted them cakes

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 53m

"Hey, Toad?"

"Yes?"

"Sis is in her sixties. You're far too vain to maintain the facade that it was a relationship. You can stop lying to yourself now."

"But it was a relationship! It was! It was! IT WAS!"

Frog smiled and shook his head. "Okay, buddy. Whatever you say."

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Nature's a cruel mistress Lmfao

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

That one dude working OT for the rent money

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

I used to think that nature allowing me to live was nothing more than cruelty. I hated it. Now I just think it's funny. You see, every time I don't die, that's nature's way of saying fuck-you to everyone who's ever disliked me lol

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Lol You really are one heck of a guy, Dave

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

That's what I mean. Thank you.

Stefanie Quirk @stefquirk.bsky.social · 1h

Sometimes...words just don't cut it...

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

I promise you that I care, but I'm terrible at showing it in a non-weird way.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Guys, I'm not v good at consoling my grieving friends. I'm actually the worst at it. I just offered to make fart noises to cheer up someone and I'm pretty sure that's not a normal thing to say.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Thanks, Derrell! I'm actually looking for a book right now!

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

The next time a dude in a suit comes to my door, I'm going to make him do my taxes.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Me[after I read a few paragraphs about a subject]: If I may interject

a man is standing in a room with stuffed animals on the wall

ALT: a man is standing in a room with stuffed animals on the wall

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

You ever seen 28 Days Later?

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

I just know how gross Bob is

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

'Tis the season for butt stuff

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 3h

Ew, don't share your sex stuff.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 6h

"Your no-good, rotten ass really doesn't deserve a slice of my delicious cake, but I don't want to get fat and gross, so eat up, you greedy little piggy," said Frog.

But Toad wanted more than cake.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 6h

So, like, after last night's evisceration, the CDC has roughly zero capacity to respond to outbreaks or anything else, right?

Right. Cool, cool.

And our medical data is for sale?

Awesome.

Also, public health is nonexistent?

Fantastic.

I love this for us.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 6h

Haha Thanks, Santiago

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 7h

I curse the day that I was introduced to this song

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Kiss by London After Midnight [with lyrics]

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