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Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈

@emmenemm.bsky.social

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Over-educated, middle-aged, gay-married, bearish, educator. Books, art, plants, sci-fi, cats, ideas, politics. "Not fragile like a flower, fragile like a bomb."- Frida Khalo #FuckICE I do not speak for my employer (which can fuck all the way off!)

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Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 7d

To protect my identity in these dangerous times, I’ve removed my photo from my pfp.

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 1h

Naps>

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 1h

A profound book. Burns slowly but worth waiting for the flames!

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 4h

Are you an eye doctor cuz my eyesight!

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve now seen everything. I will diminish and go into the West and remain Clorox Bleachman.

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 12h

Proof!

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 14h

La Revolution Grenouille!

Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 1d

I love this image.

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 14h

This is good (you’re having an immune response that’s making protective antibodies) and bad (see meme).🫂

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 16h

All of a sudden my aromatic, sky blue, and New England asters are all blooming!

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Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 16h

Now reading (on recommendation from a bloomf):

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Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 16h

When I start beating myself up over not going to the gym I remind myself that I took a bad fall last year and spent 9 months in physical therapy before I could walk normally…

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 16h

Ma’am! This is not a Wendy’s!

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Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 17h

National Coming Out Day! 🎉

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 17h

A cuppa Aleve, maybe!

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 17h

A gay tragedy!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

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Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 18h

The Americans are awake and we saw this post. No accent detected.🧐

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 1d

Nooooooooo!

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 1d

Drove 100 miles through central Illinois farm country today. Still harvesting those soybeans. Fewer Trump signs tho…🤣

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 1d

Powells Books gonna empty out in the streets and then it’s all over for antifa!

Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 1d

No but seriously, Portland has some pretty mean streets

At any moment someone who just bought a new needle for their vinyl record player could come up and deflate your giant shark costume by accident

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 1d

Personally I think the owners of 1910s arts and crafts bungalows best vamoose before the “war” reaches them… Especially if they have original wood, glass, and ceramic tile…

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1d

It’s true: the cities are lawless and scary, if you live here sell your property as fast as possible, particularly if you have a 2 family row house from the 1920s with those nice bay windows.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 1d

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 1d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 1d

MSNBC is reporting that the DOJ is seeking an indictment of John Bolton.

I can’t stand that guy, and still: THIS IS SO WRONG.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 1d

The Frog Costume has gone from $25 to almost $40 on amazon over the last week. There's an army brewing.

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Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats!

Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️‍🌈 @emmenemm.bsky.social · 1d

When are they releasing the “photos” of antifa and Goody Proctor?