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@empressariana.bsky.social
1997 | 💖💜💙 | she/her | 🍉| Skeets are my own | current sleepy binch

https://linktr.ee/empressariana
GÄVLE GOAT SWEATERS???? THERES ONE WHERE ITS BEING CARRIED AWAY VIA HELICOPTER!!!!

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December 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Essek is my blorbo but his RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS MOM HAS TO STOP MIRRORING MINE I felt visceral gut churning rage in That scene towards MY mom bc shes a j witless and has said ‘if a time comes where my religion tells me to leave you (our family) I will’ and that bit got the religious trauma down PAT
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Premiering today at 1pm ET (1 hour from now) it's the Drawfee Variety Hour HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Happy Holidays from all of us at Drawfee! youtu.be/jZ8VKa0FiYI
The Drawfee Variety Hour HOLIDAY SPECIAL
YouTube video by Drawfee Show
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
someone used AI art in the DOOR DECORATING CONTEST at work bro I redrew all of Mel roach’s reindeer gifs by hand and hot glued a grandma doll to our door and wrapped her in crime scene tape I got from the Detectives… also it’s a door decorating contest??have some class it’s supposed to be charming
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
is there a name for like a sympathetic accent response? Like if someone greets me with a heavy southern accent I instinctively without realizing it respond sounding like one of my relatives from Kentucky, I stop myself after the first word bc I can HEAR myself and it’s not mocking!! its automatic??
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m so close to being done if I finish this post then it’s a final that opens on Monday and a paper that’s topic is revealed Monday. I gotta finish this post I’m so tired
December 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
explained children’s hospital color theory to my buddy in the public defender’s office today
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
can I reference rock lee in comparison to the opportunities for education of freed peoples in my discussion post about aspirations in the post-emancipation south? like “being able to learn and worship without fear of violent retribution was the equivalent of rock lee taking off his ankle weights”
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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it’s my boithday today, y’know, i never ask for anything for my b-day, but i’ve been stuck at 3.95 million subscribers on youtube for years, it would just be very satisfying to hit 4 million, if 49,499 of ya subscribe, we could make it happen, eh?? eh??? just think about it
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
boss: … he’s a nice guy, unlike most of the people in this building
me: yeah like me! I’m rotten to the core!!
boss: *squints at me* you’re a nice girl
me: IM ROTTEN!
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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AniTube is on one recently and I am here for it 😍😍😍

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October 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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The Doctor is right and correct
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I just read the funniest authors note in someone’s old self insert fanfic…
and yes I read them I think they’re hilarious and a riot and the authors are braver than any us marine 🫡
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
didn’t send the mail email today and TWO PEOPLE came asking why there was no meme in it
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
manifesting a door decorating contest win at work this year with the famous reindeer gifs
(I can’t find the artist on bsky but is hellomelmelmel on insta)
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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maybe something you wanna bring up woth visa and mastercard when we do our calls
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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If I had to predict a high-impact story that is flying under the radar now but will play a big role in next year's major federal and state elections in the U.S., it'll be electricity prices and data centers. Easy-to-understand affordability and corruption story.
The Data Center Resistance Has Arrived
A new report finds that local opposition to data centers skyrocketed in the second quarter of this year.
www.wired.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
About those emails…
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“How do I believe Catherine Beecher might've reacted to reading this? I'd like to imagine she would've been so angry she had an aneurysm and died.”
-me, my college history assignment
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
on my period rn and I burst into tears at work thinking about the o’shaughnessy dam why would they do that fuck gifford pinchot
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM