EmpressCreature
@empresscreature.bsky.social
🌟 Tomorrows not your home. What a day to be living. 🌟 Grateful yogi. ✌️ concerts and nature are my church.
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The only bombs we should be dropping are giant THC bombs over America.
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Me when I see people I went to school with at local shows
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Me when I see people I went to school with at local shows
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7) of course right after I rip chaotic exploration, Pete says 2/15 Madhuvan is his JOTY. LOL. His insight into what he looks for in his rankings in his look-back at the year is pretty freaking awesome though. Even if he’s wrong. 😜
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
7) of course right after I rip chaotic exploration, Pete says 2/15 Madhuvan is his JOTY. LOL. His insight into what he looks for in his rankings in his look-back at the year is pretty freaking awesome though. Even if he’s wrong. 😜
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God. DAMN!!!!!!!!! 😮💨
Fuck!
I need a cigarette after that lol
The KY shoutout at the end I’m HOLLERING lol
Fuck!
I need a cigarette after that lol
The KY shoutout at the end I’m HOLLERING lol
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
God. DAMN!!!!!!!!! 😮💨
Fuck!
I need a cigarette after that lol
The KY shoutout at the end I’m HOLLERING lol
Fuck!
I need a cigarette after that lol
The KY shoutout at the end I’m HOLLERING lol
5 year old- “MOM that concert we watched last night(halftime show)- I LOVED that”
Me: What did you love?
“The singing, the dancing, the climbing- ALL of it “
Me: What did you love?
“The singing, the dancing, the climbing- ALL of it “
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
5 year old- “MOM that concert we watched last night(halftime show)- I LOVED that”
Me: What did you love?
“The singing, the dancing, the climbing- ALL of it “
Me: What did you love?
“The singing, the dancing, the climbing- ALL of it “
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Looking for two (2) @billystrings.com tickets 2/20 Nashville
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Looking for two (2) @billystrings.com tickets 2/20 Nashville
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I know a rascal when I see one, and this is 100% rascal
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I know a rascal when I see one, and this is 100% rascal
Lays are obv not America’s fav chip anymore the way they are pushing them.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Lays are obv not America’s fav chip anymore the way they are pushing them.
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Not a clue what is happening but the chicks are hot and old white men are melting the fuck down somewhere.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Not a clue what is happening but the chicks are hot and old white men are melting the fuck down somewhere.
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
Dammit I just had a sing along for crypto oooof
Backstreet Boys are crypto shills? LMAOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Dammit I just had a sing along for crypto oooof
Idk what it says about me but I’ve only enjoyed the manscaped commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Idk what it says about me but I’ve only enjoyed the manscaped commercial
Trump accounts commercial had me
a close up of a man 's face with david worren written on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with david worren written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Trump accounts commercial had me
Seattle has 3x as many players from Ohio and played Alice N Chains so team Seahawks X 3
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Seattle has 3x as many players from Ohio and played Alice N Chains so team Seahawks X 3
Does Seth Rogans The Studio get better or if I’m not feeling episode one should I ditch it …
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Does Seth Rogans The Studio get better or if I’m not feeling episode one should I ditch it …
Gearing up for my in-laws commentary this weekend
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Gearing up for my in-laws commentary this weekend
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This opening ceremony looks like new years phish
February 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This opening ceremony looks like new years phish
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Should’ve dosed before this Olympic Opening Ceremony, apparently
February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Should’ve dosed before this Olympic Opening Ceremony, apparently
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I shall remain confident that there's a hero who walks among us that will have a spare ticket for a guy who has never been to RR 😉
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I shall remain confident that there's a hero who walks among us that will have a spare ticket for a guy who has never been to RR 😉
What are some canned /jarred soups (aldis, Kroger) that are like actually good !?
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
What are some canned /jarred soups (aldis, Kroger) that are like actually good !?
Relax, he’s not predicting the weather anyways. He came out to find himself a lady groundhog.
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Relax, he’s not predicting the weather anyways. He came out to find himself a lady groundhog.
In honor of the full moon 🌕
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
In honor of the full moon 🌕
Ok Phish this is good right here
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Ok Phish this is good right here
Idk if I need the Epstein files if absolutely nothing is done to punish these assholes- just feels traumatic to women everywhere 😭
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Idk if I need the Epstein files if absolutely nothing is done to punish these assholes- just feels traumatic to women everywhere 😭
Phish Heavy Things playing at Kroger 👀
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Phish Heavy Things playing at Kroger 👀