Emily Randolph-Epstein
@emrandep.bsky.social
Writer. Dog enthusiast. Velociraptor masquerading as a human female. Stories in Zooscape, Dark Matter, and Habitats Magazine.
#AuDHD #Ace #Queer
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Guard your valuables and keep your eyes peeled! There are THIEVES about!
The Canarviers have arrived and I’ll be at Little District books with Venessa Vida Kelley tonight to celebrate! See you there, DC!
The Canarviers have arrived and I’ll be at Little District books with Venessa Vida Kelley tonight to celebrate! See you there, DC!
September 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Guard your valuables and keep your eyes peeled! There are THIEVES about!
The Canarviers have arrived and I’ll be at Little District books with Venessa Vida Kelley tonight to celebrate! See you there, DC!
The Canarviers have arrived and I’ll be at Little District books with Venessa Vida Kelley tonight to celebrate! See you there, DC!
I just backed Habitats Volume 2 (Optimistic Science Fiction & Fantasy) on @kickstarter.com. This is such a great project and I was thrilled to be part of Volume 1, which will be reprinted if the campaign is successful.
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Habitats Volume 2 (Optimistic Science Fiction & Fantasy)
The second issue of a brand-new optimistic science-fiction and fantasy magazine. Published by Habitats Press.
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July 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I just backed Habitats Volume 2 (Optimistic Science Fiction & Fantasy) on @kickstarter.com. This is such a great project and I was thrilled to be part of Volume 1, which will be reprinted if the campaign is successful.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sam...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sam...
New Blog Post is now live: www.emilyrandolphepstein.com/2025/06/06/m...
May 2025 Postmortem
I had one goal in May: finish and revise a novelette for submission in the first week in June. So, How’d That Go? Short Version: I did it! (cue confetti and party horns 🎊🎊🎊) I finished my nov…
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June 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
New Blog Post is now live: www.emilyrandolphepstein.com/2025/06/06/m...
New Book Recommendation: You Should Be So Lucky by Cat Sebastian: www.emilyrandolphepstein.com/2025/05/16/b...
Book Recommendation: You Should Be So Lucky by Cat Sebastian
I absolutely adored You Should be So Lucky by Cat Sebastian which portrays a slow burn romance between reporter Mark and professional baseball player Eddie, set in 1960 New York City. Mark is a lov…
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May 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
New Book Recommendation: You Should Be So Lucky by Cat Sebastian: www.emilyrandolphepstein.com/2025/05/16/b...
Very much looking forward to a weekend of tearing this short story apart and figuring out how to make it a novelette. It's gonna be a lot of fun. #writingscifi
May 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Very much looking forward to a weekend of tearing this short story apart and figuring out how to make it a novelette. It's gonna be a lot of fun. #writingscifi
Book Review of The Boy I Love by William Hussey: www.emilyrandolphepstein.com/2025/05/09/b...
Book Review: The Boy I Love by William Hussey
cover art by Dri Gomez This is the first time I’ve ever read a queer romance and thought “I think my dad would really like this.” Not because my dad’s queerphobic (he’…
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May 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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shout out to my fellow neurodivergents that feel like every interaction you have with people ends with choosing the incorrect dialogue option in a video game
February 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
shout out to my fellow neurodivergents that feel like every interaction you have with people ends with choosing the incorrect dialogue option in a video game
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Stop calling them vaccine skeptics. They are child death enthusiasts. They are murderers. Disinformationmongers. Evil.
They aren’t critical. There’s nothing real there. Not even kernels of truth. They grasp at the subjectivity of the human experience and manufacture crises to enable real ones.
They aren’t critical. There’s nothing real there. Not even kernels of truth. They grasp at the subjectivity of the human experience and manufacture crises to enable real ones.
May 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Stop calling them vaccine skeptics. They are child death enthusiasts. They are murderers. Disinformationmongers. Evil.
They aren’t critical. There’s nothing real there. Not even kernels of truth. They grasp at the subjectivity of the human experience and manufacture crises to enable real ones.
They aren’t critical. There’s nothing real there. Not even kernels of truth. They grasp at the subjectivity of the human experience and manufacture crises to enable real ones.
Wrote a new blog post about what I've been up to the past seven months:
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Change of Plans
Hi! Hello! It’s me! I’m not dead. I’ve just been busy/trying to ignore reality/trying to figure out what to do in the reality that I’m forced to live in. Since, this is my w…
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May 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Wrote a new blog post about what I've been up to the past seven months:
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I just had the epiphany that as the sole coffee drinker in my household I don't have to make an entire pot of french press that I'll drink over the course of two days. I can make half a pot of french press. That's allowed.
It's only taken me my entire adult life to figure this out.
It's only taken me my entire adult life to figure this out.
May 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I just had the epiphany that as the sole coffee drinker in my household I don't have to make an entire pot of french press that I'll drink over the course of two days. I can make half a pot of french press. That's allowed.
It's only taken me my entire adult life to figure this out.
It's only taken me my entire adult life to figure this out.
Just when I think I have a handle on the differences between US spelling and Aussie spelling along comes "tidbit" which is apparently spelled "titbit" here
elmo from sesame street says " okey dokey " in front of a brown wall
Alt: elmo from sesame street says " okey dokey " in front of a brown wall
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February 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just when I think I have a handle on the differences between US spelling and Aussie spelling along comes "tidbit" which is apparently spelled "titbit" here
New Blog Post: www.emilyrandolphepstein.com/2024/09/01/2...
2024 September Submission Challenge
I swear, I am writing some book reviews and a blog post about my trip to the States and the Nebula Conference, they’re taking a while to get done because I’ve actually been writing and …
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September 1, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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One of the things that has stuck with me since the
@sfwa.bsky.social Nebula awards ceremony ended is that
Chris Chen is right, the word "Novelette" is indeed "problematique".
I hereby propose the following standardized metric system for story lengths.
@sfwa.bsky.social Nebula awards ceremony ended is that
Chris Chen is right, the word "Novelette" is indeed "problematique".
I hereby propose the following standardized metric system for story lengths.
June 10, 2024 at 11:07 PM
One of the things that has stuck with me since the
@sfwa.bsky.social Nebula awards ceremony ended is that
Chris Chen is right, the word "Novelette" is indeed "problematique".
I hereby propose the following standardized metric system for story lengths.
@sfwa.bsky.social Nebula awards ceremony ended is that
Chris Chen is right, the word "Novelette" is indeed "problematique".
I hereby propose the following standardized metric system for story lengths.
Check out my review of Untethered Sky by Fond Lee in my latest blog post.
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Book Recommendation: Untether Sky by Fonda Lee
I’ll be honest, I totally judged this book by its cover because its cover is freaking awesome. A woman and her monster bird? Sign me up! cover art by Jaime Jones Untethered Sky by Fonda Lee (…
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March 25, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Check out my review of Untethered Sky by Fond Lee in my latest blog post.
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A blog post in which I summarize exactly why I've been MIA online for the last few months.
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March Counts as the Start of the Year, Right?
Warning: this blog post gets into the details of my recent health issues which were relating the female reproductive system and the gastrointestinal tract. If you’re just here for the writing…
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March 21, 2024 at 11:25 PM
A blog post in which I summarize exactly why I've been MIA online for the last few months.
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reminder that "femme fatale" just means "deadly woman". so if you want to be one you dont even need to dress fancy, you can just run someone over with a forklift
March 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
reminder that "femme fatale" just means "deadly woman". so if you want to be one you dont even need to dress fancy, you can just run someone over with a forklift
March still counts as the start of the new year right? Well anyway, I finally got around to writing my fave books I read in 2023 post:
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My Favorite Books I Read in 2023 (In No Particular Order)
In previous years, I’ve limited my favorite books read in a year posts to ten. This year, I decided not to limit myself because I read so many books I absolutely adored in 2023 and I just cou…
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March 20, 2024 at 7:21 AM
March still counts as the start of the new year right? Well anyway, I finally got around to writing my fave books I read in 2023 post:
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I hope something comes of this because I really want the Six of Crows spin off.
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Sign the Petition
Netflix has prematurely canceled any prospects of season 3 and the Six of Crows spin-off. The Crows and Alina deserve to have their stories finished, not left on a ridiculous cliffhanger and left in t...
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January 7, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I hope something comes of this because I really want the Six of Crows spin off.
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2023 NaNoWriMo Wrap Up
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2023 NaNoWriMo Wrap Up
November is over, meaning National Novel Writing Month has concluded. As mentioned in my last post, I hit the word count goal of 50 thousand words on November 16th, so I “won” NaNoWriMo…
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December 2, 2023 at 3:09 AM
2023 NaNoWriMo Wrap Up
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My word count for NaNo just hit 66,666, and I felt that should be documented.
November 21, 2023 at 1:02 AM
My word count for NaNo just hit 66,666, and I felt that should be documented.
Just googled "synonyms for dickwad"
So that's how my writing day is going.
So that's how my writing day is going.
November 18, 2023 at 6:27 AM
Just googled "synonyms for dickwad"
So that's how my writing day is going.
So that's how my writing day is going.