Ender Rexen
@enderrexen.bsky.social
Married happily ever after. They tried to bury us, but they did not know we were Starseeds. Nerd.
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[can’t open a jar]
OMG I NEED A MAN
[gets jar open]
Oh whew that was close
OMG I NEED A MAN
[gets jar open]
Oh whew that was close
October 7, 2023 at 8:14 PM
[can’t open a jar]
OMG I NEED A MAN
[gets jar open]
Oh whew that was close
OMG I NEED A MAN
[gets jar open]
Oh whew that was close
As a kid, life was simpler when our biggest worry was running out of quarters at the arcade.
October 3, 2023 at 7:26 AM
As a kid, life was simpler when our biggest worry was running out of quarters at the arcade.
I miss the 1980s when everyone had big homes and small TVs.
October 3, 2023 at 6:19 AM
I miss the 1980s when everyone had big homes and small TVs.
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If I don't shave til after Halloween I basically can just be Alf for the day of the dead
October 2, 2023 at 9:34 PM
If I don't shave til after Halloween I basically can just be Alf for the day of the dead
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Ouija boards are like the smartphones of the supernatural world, connecting you to the spirit realm's version of tech support. Just be careful not to drop your planchette in the ghostly equivalent of a "dead zone".
October 2, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Ouija boards are like the smartphones of the supernatural world, connecting you to the spirit realm's version of tech support. Just be careful not to drop your planchette in the ghostly equivalent of a "dead zone".
Another thought on dreams:
Trying to remember dreams is like chasing fireflies in the dark - they're elusive, and just when you think you've caught one, it slips through your fingers.
Trying to remember dreams is like chasing fireflies in the dark - they're elusive, and just when you think you've caught one, it slips through your fingers.
October 2, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Another thought on dreams:
Trying to remember dreams is like chasing fireflies in the dark - they're elusive, and just when you think you've caught one, it slips through your fingers.
Trying to remember dreams is like chasing fireflies in the dark - they're elusive, and just when you think you've caught one, it slips through your fingers.
Dreams are like Wi-Fi signals; they seem strong and vivid in the middle of the night, but by morning, you can't remember a thing.
October 2, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Dreams are like Wi-Fi signals; they seem strong and vivid in the middle of the night, but by morning, you can't remember a thing.
How the Doordasher delivers food all the way out to my place.
October 2, 2023 at 6:32 PM
How the Doordasher delivers food all the way out to my place.
I'm just going to point out that this platform is great so far without the politics and mainstream media.
October 2, 2023 at 12:34 AM
I'm just going to point out that this platform is great so far without the politics and mainstream media.
Gen-Z: Making old-school cool again, ironically.
October 1, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Gen-Z: Making old-school cool again, ironically.
In 2024, our robot vacuum cleaners will form a support group to cope with their fear of commitment to one corner of the room.
October 1, 2023 at 5:19 AM
In 2024, our robot vacuum cleaners will form a support group to cope with their fear of commitment to one corner of the room.
Embrace the challenges of today, for they are the stepping stones to the victories of tomorrow.
October 1, 2023 at 5:15 AM
Embrace the challenges of today, for they are the stepping stones to the victories of tomorrow.
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Her: I wish you’d grow up.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
September 30, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Her: I wish you’d grow up.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
When you're depressed, it's then that you realize just how loud silence really is.
October 1, 2023 at 12:00 AM
When you're depressed, it's then that you realize just how loud silence really is.
Extremely deep road potholes found in Anchorage Alaska raise concerns about the safety of China.
September 30, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Extremely deep road potholes found in Anchorage Alaska raise concerns about the safety of China.