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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · May 21

Very lucrative time to be a baby #jobopportunity #monetize #hustle #grindset

Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · May 21

Far more concerned with Spurs losing today than with Chelsea winning next week. The life of a hater is not a fulfilling one but it's an honest one #CFC

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · May 8

One of these Swiss Guards is wearing glasses. What would your astigmatic ass have done when Rome was sacked in 1527. Gotten owned by some grimy pike-wielding Lutheran that's what. Disgraceful

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · Mar 20

But they were all of them deceived, for another snack was made

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Mar 10

Glad to finally see some representation. I'm one quarter O'Garlic on my mother's side 🙂

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Mar 6

The Fisherman had been recommended to me for almost a decade. Tore through it in like 10 hours. Haven't read a novel at that sort of clip in my adult life. Hoping this sparks a drive to get through some of the rest of the ever-growing pile of books in the study. #WorldBookDay apparently?

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A Mule With A Spinning Wheel @madjaymilton.bsky.social · Mar 2

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Feb 15

Little sour, little peaty, little brown sugary #pipetobacco

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Feb 14

My car got obliterated by a deer a few days before Christmas. Ended up getting a RAV4 to replace it and have decided to actually have fun with a car for once, and enjoy driving it. Getting a bunch of color-matching accessories for it rofl

Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Feb 14

From a few days ago. Favorite Virginia flake in a Savinelli Foresta 106 #pipetobacco

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Feb 14

Heat thieves

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Feb 13

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Jan 28

Yeah he better watch out or he will face the consequences of being an unpopular president: won't get that elusive second term

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Jan 24

Nobody tell the Shia

Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Dec 20

It's always sad to see that a werewolf in your town was left at the altar, or otherwise jilted

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Dec 10

Chrimbits

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Dec 10

The McDonald's employee who snitched is the antithesis of a class hero, and a party pooper. A Waluigi Mangione, if you will

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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · Dec 9

reading hp lovecraft is wild because you'll finish a story that shook you to the core with its timeless and inimitable depiction of unfathomable cosmic body horror and then learn he wrote it as an allegory for, like, interracial dating

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · Nov 10

CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
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Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Dec 9

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · Dec 8

You’re not gonna believe this but I’m finding that there is a lot of racism in the genealogy subreddit

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Dec 8

Nvm I may be forgiven for occasionally forgetting how much God hates Tottenham Hotspur 🔵🔵🔵

Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Dec 8

Inspiring run of results at Chelsea about to end because one player was wearing sub-optimal footwear at Spurs. Cool

Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Dec 8

Inspiring run of results at Chelsea about to end because one player was wearing sub-optimal footwear at Spurs. Cool

Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Dec 7

Clock has started on the next tattoo

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Old Goat @enkiduisdust.bsky.social · Dec 6

Hold up guys, Pee More Daffy has weighed in and it turns out you're all wrong actually