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Eric PPC

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🚨 MPSP Parody Account 🚨 ❄️ Following the Polar Path 🐾 Candidate of the Polar Party of Canada/Candidate pour le Partie Polaire du Canada Riding to be determined

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 3d

We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

❄️❄️❄️

Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 4d

🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 5d

Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 6d

We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Hon. Aurélie des Ligneris P.C. M.P. @aureliempsp.bsky.social · 7d

📢 My constituent, Manny, had a lot to say this morning:

"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”

We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom

a group of stuffed animals standing next to a mammoth in the snow

Alt: a mammoth and a sloth are dancing in the snow

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 6d

🐻‍❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.

We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦

Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth

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Eric PPC @ericmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁

#PolarParty

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 7d

The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.

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Eric PPC @ericmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

While the Jedi Party dreams of building spaceships, the Polar Party is focused on building a strong Canadian economy ❄️💪

No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.

#PolarParty

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

Who’s Ready to Make Canada the Coolest Country in the World? ❄️🇨🇦

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 8d

Auguste, you can dress your arguments up in sunsets and sand dunes all you like, but they melt faster than spring ice. The Polar Party doesn’t need pretty postcards — we stand on solid ground, on the real North, where strength is forged in cold and pressure.

Auguste C. @augustempsp.bsky.social · 15d

Feel free to observe this image , take a look at all the minute details. Pretty , isn’t it ?

Now close your eyes and visualize it covered in a huge layer of snow. A little less appealing , don’t you think ?

This is what the PPC is trying to do.

DO NOT LET THEM TAKE AWAY YOUR GORGEOUS LANDSCAPES.

An image taken from Star Wars , Tatooine to be precise. A sunset in a desert with two suns in the background, and a little hut that seems to be made out of sandstone a little more to the front.

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