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Big Witch Energy
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Small town girl, living in a lonely world. Fan of camping, kayaking and cruising. She/her. Originally from Dawson Creek, BC, which is not the same as Dawson's Creek, WB. Currently in Vancouver, BC.
Saturday at 2pm PT / 3pm MT, join @loxy.bsky.social and me as we watch new Lifetime Christmas movie "Merry Pickleball Match" (aka "A Pickleball Christmas" as it's being called in the US and elsewhere).

It looks awful, I'm so excited.

youtu.be/XkTX-MY2lYo?...
[Promo] Lifetime Asia •A PICKLEBALL Christmas
YouTube video by HD Universe Max
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has confirmed a poultry flock in the Comox Valley has tested positive for highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI).
Comox poultry farm tests positive for avian flu
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has confirmed a poultry flock in the Comox Valley has tested positive for highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI).
cheknews.ca
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The UCP is composed entirely of creeps who shouldn't be allowed within 100m of a school. All of their hard drives should be examined. There is something deeply wrong with these perverts. Their obsession with trans kids is not normal and we need to all point out how abnormal it is, all of the time.
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.

You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.

You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My fellow holiday movie nerds: do we know why this year featured A Keller Christmas Vacation on Hallmark and Thank God: Christmas at the Keller Ranch on Hallmark?

Is there some pop culture significance to the Keller name that I'm missing?
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why not just say Coquitlam in the headline?
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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One of them has a baby - I don’t know which one because I cannot tell them apart - and Patrick keeps making videos of him talking to the baby as Kronk. Recommend!
to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh my god!
The sound-augmented Oregon Trail ornament is sending me. Nothing says festive cheer like the phrase “You have died of dysentery.” www.hallmark.com/ornaments/ke...
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Another good time for a reminder/plea... use Alt Text on images and use proper names in them.
Please please please use proper names in Alt Text. No cutesy nicknames for evil monsters, no asterisks in place of vowels. Let the mute words do their thing.
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
And Survivor is back.
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
On the one hand, glad Global BC isn't subjecting me to the actual address. On the other, given what is actually being announced, airing part of a Border Security episode featuring US border guards is sooooo inappropriate.
The Survivor finale in Canada is gonna be interrupted for an update on border security? The fuck?
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Survivor finale in Canada is gonna be interrupted for an update on border security? The fuck?
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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#OneBC has been dissolved.

What a sad, sad day for British Columbia Nazis, convoy enthusiasts AND ostrich fetishists alike.

Imagine: a party established to promote hate and division somehow imploded due to...hate and division!
#BCPOLI
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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thenarwhal.ca/canada-docto...

“In the past few years, at least seven doctors have left Dawson Creek, B.C., over concerns about the health impacts of the liquefied natural gas industry” #RuralHealth
Are environmental risks making Canada's doctor shortage worse? | The Narwhal
The doctor shortage is a national problem. Worries about health-care risks in industrial and disaster-prone areas may be a factor
thenarwhal.ca
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I went out and finished up my Christmas shopping and picked up some holds at the library. And now I hibernate until Sunday when I fly home to the "feels like -40C" weather.
If you're in Vancouver right now I highly recommend you find a way to cash in on the 3 hours of sunlight that will probably be the last you'll see for the next week+
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I really didn’t think I’d be doing this story again in 2025, but here we are

www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
Why does B.C. keep hesitating to use emergency text alerts during disasters?
When floodwaters swamped Abbotsford once again last week, it brought back terrible memories for residents who’d survived the cleanup and rebuild after catastrophic flooding in 2021.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And with that I'm all caught up on the new-for-2025 Hallmark and Netflix movies that have aired already, and can now dive into the new holiday movies from Lifetime etc. (but not GAC or UpTV, obviously) and the archives of older Hallmark and Netflix holiday movies for the rest of the week.
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Updated holiday movie ranking:

1. Champagne Problems
2. We Met In December
3. Single on the 25th
4. A Grand Ole Opry Christmas
5. Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper!
6. A Merry Little Ex-Mas
7. A Reason for the Season
8. Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story
9. A Suite Holiday Romance

1/5
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Pressing play on the cleverly titled Oy to the World, a new Hallmark holiday movie for 2025 and as far as I'm aware, the only Hanukkah-inclusive movie they made this year.
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Maybe, just maybe, you should run your province in a way that doesn’t trample human rights and elicit boycotts from major sporting organizations. 🤷🏼
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have thoughts on the Finding Mr. Christmas finale but also don't want to accidentally spoil the finale for anyone...
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I basically want a movie version of this:

youtu.be/9DDN5nhCUUU?...
December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Unless it’s sweet, loving Gaston and LeFou declare their love and have hot, horny sexytimes until Gaston is forced into conversion therapy and returns a braggart bullying jackass … I don’t want this. That’s the only Gaston story worth investigating.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM