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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧)
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i'm just your friendly neighborhood cyber-trans

this profile is sex-positive and for adults only. it may contain nudity, ribald language, absurdism, & random star trek mentions. if we're friends elsewhere and you don't want to see that, i still love you!
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“you ought, you know” is an extremely canadian way you emphasize your desire for them to go autocopulate

“you oughta know” is the alanis song i meant
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
new mix i need to make: “GIIIIIIT ‘IM”, so like…

irreplaceable
bust your windows
silver springs
take a bow
since u been gone
you’re so vain
goodbye earl
be careful
hold up
fuck you (lily allen)
abcdefu
free yourself
you ought ya know
hit ‘em up style
these boots are made for walking

what else?
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
boy II man
Diminish a band

Well-behaved by Nature
Diminish a band

Plastic Animals
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
you too, huh?
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
draw the line for them. no dollars, no votes, no forgiveness for anyone that votes to give

we crossed uncrossable lines before he took office, but if they can’t take the smallest possible stand NOW, while their neighbors are being kidnapped, imprisoned, tortured? *nothing*, for them
January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
generations have become a near-useless concept, considering they covered ~20 year cohosts during a period where tech reinvented the world every 3-5, at MOST.

it worked for boomers because wwii had more of an impact on the following 20 years than any technology or other world event
January 9, 2026 at 11:49 AM
i love simon so much, what a sweet and good boy 🥹
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
[ThatsBait.gif]
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
“he’s doing creative development, she’s doing executive duties”, ew

reeks of the worst kind of “i’m an ‘ideas’ guy, really” energy
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
definitely gonna need a nice new notebook for that though, not any old half-full notebook you might already have
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
the other option would have been adding links to NYT stories and thereby driving ad revenue to their site. would that be preferable?
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
liked (reluctantly)

but this literally actually physically made me put my phone down and go “oh fuck my life” out loud in real life
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
has anyone talked with @girldrawsghosts.bsky.social recently? i don’t think i’ve heard from/seen anything from her recently 😕
January 1, 2026 at 10:57 AM
the theme for the evening is “pink diamonds”
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i first used docker through a dashboard tool on my NAS, but then used a project like this to make the jump to command line — automated setup but you maintain, it’s a good scaffold

i’ve found a text file with frequently-used commands and strings proved more helpful than the various GUIs i’ve tried
Basics - docs.saltbox.dev
Saltbox is an Ansible-based solution for rapidly deploying a Docker containerized cloud media server.
docs.saltbox.dev
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
bulwark exists to hand it to people who shouldn’t be handed anything, sadly
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
just mute/block. anything else you do is just an excuse for them to jerk their photo roll all over your timeline
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i choose to believe this is a bit
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
christmas is breakfast superbowl
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
damn those famously treacherous… canadians? did i read that right?
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“slightly”
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
there’s about three posts in this thread that made me take a quick breath in and a real long breath out, but this one was the biggest and longest
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
this dog is a beautiful doofus
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
oh my GOD, i wasn’t ready for how many slaps in the face that song was
December 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM