Stone Cold Jane Austen
@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social
Just a passing housewife. NB She/They/Mum 🏳️🌈
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author"
Live cringe and die free.
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author"
Live cringe and die free.
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On this note, everyone thinks tech CEOs are geniuses but they're so inept with what they have to work with.
Why isn't there an "everything app"? It could have been Facebook. Even old Twitter.
But CEOs can't stop being suss rich cringe weirdoes for two seconds so the people don't trust them.
Why isn't there an "everything app"? It could have been Facebook. Even old Twitter.
But CEOs can't stop being suss rich cringe weirdoes for two seconds so the people don't trust them.
It's pretty funny how tech CEOs are such cunts that they made us all hate *AI* of all things. That thing we were all waiting to see how cool it turned out? They shoved the worst iteration of it down our throats while saying very loudly to their shareholders that we'd eat it whether we like it or not
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
On this note, everyone thinks tech CEOs are geniuses but they're so inept with what they have to work with.
Why isn't there an "everything app"? It could have been Facebook. Even old Twitter.
But CEOs can't stop being suss rich cringe weirdoes for two seconds so the people don't trust them.
Why isn't there an "everything app"? It could have been Facebook. Even old Twitter.
But CEOs can't stop being suss rich cringe weirdoes for two seconds so the people don't trust them.
It's pretty funny how tech CEOs are such cunts that they made us all hate *AI* of all things. That thing we were all waiting to see how cool it turned out? They shoved the worst iteration of it down our throats while saying very loudly to their shareholders that we'd eat it whether we like it or not
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
It's pretty funny how tech CEOs are such cunts that they made us all hate *AI* of all things. That thing we were all waiting to see how cool it turned out? They shoved the worst iteration of it down our throats while saying very loudly to their shareholders that we'd eat it whether we like it or not
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ok guys i didn't give up on it :')
August 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ok guys i didn't give up on it :')
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“I don’t like this ship you drew” my bad bro I’ll draw it even sexier next time to change your mind I guess bc I don’t understand why else this comment is relevant to me
January 19, 2026 at 10:03 PM
“I don’t like this ship you drew” my bad bro I’ll draw it even sexier next time to change your mind I guess bc I don’t understand why else this comment is relevant to me
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
Maybe I'll grow my hair out.
*cute lesbian smiles at me*
Maybe I'll get an undercut...
*cute lesbian smiles at me*
Maybe I'll get an undercut...
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Maybe I'll grow my hair out.
*cute lesbian smiles at me*
Maybe I'll get an undercut...
*cute lesbian smiles at me*
Maybe I'll get an undercut...
Damn, can people fix their hearts? This lady just tripped and fell on the concrete near a pub and everyone just looked at her like "check out this drunk idiot" and gave her a wide berth. I helped her up and she told me she's had a double knee replacement and has another surgery om Thursday.
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Damn, can people fix their hearts? This lady just tripped and fell on the concrete near a pub and everyone just looked at her like "check out this drunk idiot" and gave her a wide berth. I helped her up and she told me she's had a double knee replacement and has another surgery om Thursday.
Yeah man I have like 300 unplayed games or something ridiculous like that. Gaming companies using AI can take a fuck to themselves. It'll only make indie games stronger.
I cannot stress enough how large a backlog I have, and can truly wait out the AI bubble if necessary.
These chuds underestimate how many times I can replay Final Fantasies 4-9.
These chuds underestimate how many times I can replay Final Fantasies 4-9.
Gamers love AI in game dev — they just don’t know it yet, says Razer’s CEO
January 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Yeah man I have like 300 unplayed games or something ridiculous like that. Gaming companies using AI can take a fuck to themselves. It'll only make indie games stronger.
Omg my poor anime sons 😭
January 19, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Omg my poor anime sons 😭
Tomorrow is test day. Gotta test if my spine is broken, if my ab muscles are broken and if my boneys are broken!
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Tomorrow is test day. Gotta test if my spine is broken, if my ab muscles are broken and if my boneys are broken!
Watching FMAB again. It always blows my mind that Ed's voice actor is a woman. What a talent. The scene where he's being pulled through the gates, telling Al to wait for him is one of the best bits of Japanese voice acting I've ever heard. I really love that scene.
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Watching FMAB again. It always blows my mind that Ed's voice actor is a woman. What a talent. The scene where he's being pulled through the gates, telling Al to wait for him is one of the best bits of Japanese voice acting I've ever heard. I really love that scene.
Fuckin'. Bluesky turned off my alt text reminder so maybe check if yours is still on.
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Fuckin'. Bluesky turned off my alt text reminder so maybe check if yours is still on.
Bro, what a mess. Keeping this picture for next time I try to tell myself I don't get stuff done coz I'm "lazy". For all of this, what I do is looking pretty good.
(Some maladies redacted for privacy and anonymity)
(Some maladies redacted for privacy and anonymity)
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Bro, what a mess. Keeping this picture for next time I try to tell myself I don't get stuff done coz I'm "lazy". For all of this, what I do is looking pretty good.
(Some maladies redacted for privacy and anonymity)
(Some maladies redacted for privacy and anonymity)
Spend all morning looking for my paints.
Spend all afternoon writing instead 🤡
Spend all afternoon writing instead 🤡
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Spend all morning looking for my paints.
Spend all afternoon writing instead 🤡
Spend all afternoon writing instead 🤡
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
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ICE agents when a guy in a bathrobe standing out in -20 weather tells them to each shit
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
ICE agents when a guy in a bathrobe standing out in -20 weather tells them to each shit
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not one of these pig bitch nazis has ever had to deal with a fiftieth of the flak any given trans woman catches just for being trans, but the government would like you to believe that getting your feelings hurt is sufficient provocation to shoot unarmed people in the face while screaming slurs
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
not one of these pig bitch nazis has ever had to deal with a fiftieth of the flak any given trans woman catches just for being trans, but the government would like you to believe that getting your feelings hurt is sufficient provocation to shoot unarmed people in the face while screaming slurs
This happened to me except (cw: gross medical stuff)
it was a severed ureta and I ended up with a hole in my side that i had to drain several times a day and they made me measure and write down how much fluid came out and it was SO MUCH FLUID I hated it. Then it got infected several times.
it was a severed ureta and I ended up with a hole in my side that i had to drain several times a day and they made me measure and write down how much fluid came out and it was SO MUCH FLUID I hated it. Then it got infected several times.
January 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This happened to me except (cw: gross medical stuff)
it was a severed ureta and I ended up with a hole in my side that i had to drain several times a day and they made me measure and write down how much fluid came out and it was SO MUCH FLUID I hated it. Then it got infected several times.
it was a severed ureta and I ended up with a hole in my side that i had to drain several times a day and they made me measure and write down how much fluid came out and it was SO MUCH FLUID I hated it. Then it got infected several times.
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Coverage for Gaza has died down recently, so I wanted to remind folks that lots of people are still struggling. The Gaza Soup Kitchen opened its 14th location recently, and they are accepting donations. If you have some money to spare, please consider sending some spare funds their way.
Donate to Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhoun
Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do.
My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza
www.gofundme.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Coverage for Gaza has died down recently, so I wanted to remind folks that lots of people are still struggling. The Gaza Soup Kitchen opened its 14th location recently, and they are accepting donations. If you have some money to spare, please consider sending some spare funds their way.
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Penciling in "Insurrection?" onto my calendar for Tuesday.
The move comes after President Trump again threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act to control ongoing protests over the immigration enforcement surge in Minneapolis. n.pr/4r3Jz5S
U.S. military troops on standby for possible deployment to Minnesota
The move comes after President Trump again threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act to control ongoing protests over the immigration enforcement surge in Minneapolis.
n.pr
January 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Penciling in "Insurrection?" onto my calendar for Tuesday.
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Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.
Haha gottem. Let's put this stupidly expensive black paper formerly-employed me bought for some reason to use.
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Haha gottem. Let's put this stupidly expensive black paper formerly-employed me bought for some reason to use.
When did i buy this? Down bad
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
When did i buy this? Down bad
Omg I've been looking for this! Cleaning up is such a good hobby seriously.
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Omg I've been looking for this! Cleaning up is such a good hobby seriously.
Do I own a full set of artist grade acrylic paints?
I do.
Do I have the faintest idea where they are?
No. I do not.
I do.
Do I have the faintest idea where they are?
No. I do not.
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Do I own a full set of artist grade acrylic paints?
I do.
Do I have the faintest idea where they are?
No. I do not.
I do.
Do I have the faintest idea where they are?
No. I do not.