⚡חשמל⚡
@erraticstatic.bsky.social
electric scatterbrain, levantine in the diaspora, married mama, neurodivergent nerd, packmate of dog, servant of cat, artist of bizarre beasts, fan of cartoons & cosmic horror, former veterinary nurse, and tired oh so tired.
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@erraticstatic.bsky.social
· Oct 12
⚡ Battie B. ⚡ בת-אל ⚡
♀️ she/her
💡 electric!
✡️ decolonized jew (secular ashki)
🗣️ bilingual: english/עברית
🏳️🌈 bisexual
🐾 not quite human
💖 in love
♿ in pain
🧸 mother of one
🎨 artist & photographer
🧩 worldbuilder
🧠 psychonaut
❌ bigotry of any kind is unwelcome here. get lost or get blocked.
♀️ she/her
💡 electric!
✡️ decolonized jew (secular ashki)
🗣️ bilingual: english/עברית
🏳️🌈 bisexual
🐾 not quite human
💖 in love
♿ in pain
🧸 mother of one
🎨 artist & photographer
🧩 worldbuilder
🧠 psychonaut
❌ bigotry of any kind is unwelcome here. get lost or get blocked.
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HE'S GOT A GUN AND DIMENSIONALITY
February 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
HE'S GOT A GUN AND DIMENSIONALITY
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
btw they BOTH talk 😍
double the ENA, double the bliss
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
btw they BOTH talk 😍
did you miss her looking almost elegant for once? admire the 🥜
it's not often emphasized in the goofy pics I usually share of her, but #Peanut is actually a very pretty dog. she has some great form. look!
January 21, 2026 at 1:02 AM
did you miss her looking almost elegant for once? admire the 🥜
damn I wish I was that flexible
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
damn I wish I was that flexible
I have an important announcement to make
January 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I have an important announcement to make
my 5yo: do some animals fart to scare away predators?
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 PM
my 5yo: do some animals fart to scare away predators?
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I was seriously considering sending the Lumix fz82 I'd recently bought back until this series of snaps that made it apparent that any problems I was having up until then were due to limitations of the user and not the camera. The camera was capable of taking fine pictures.
Nashville, TN rest stop.
Nashville, TN rest stop.
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I was seriously considering sending the Lumix fz82 I'd recently bought back until this series of snaps that made it apparent that any problems I was having up until then were due to limitations of the user and not the camera. The camera was capable of taking fine pictures.
Nashville, TN rest stop.
Nashville, TN rest stop.
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Opossum nesting dolls I've made and still love :D
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Opossum nesting dolls I've made and still love :D
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July 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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he is so funny, bless this catte
July 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
he is so funny, bless this catte
only our brainless cat is capable of crying out for food when his bowl is completely full (he simply Forgot)
it took him over 10 loud minutes to realize he already had food and proceed to stuff his face lol
it took him over 10 loud minutes to realize he already had food and proceed to stuff his face lol
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 PM
only our brainless cat is capable of crying out for food when his bowl is completely full (he simply Forgot)
it took him over 10 loud minutes to realize he already had food and proceed to stuff his face lol
it took him over 10 loud minutes to realize he already had food and proceed to stuff his face lol
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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i was reading this recipe for fried green tomatoes, it was a whole ass book. lesbians, abusive husbands, a dead klansman yadda yadda then you finally get to the recipe, and it’s barbecue pork! not even fried green tomatoes! they never did find that man’s body though ngl book good af but my tomatoes,
Dear food bloggers,
If you don't have a "jump to recipe" button visible before your lengthy tale of whatever tale led to it, and/or a "print recipe" button when I get there, I know I'm not the only one skipping yours. #foodsky
If you don't have a "jump to recipe" button visible before your lengthy tale of whatever tale led to it, and/or a "print recipe" button when I get there, I know I'm not the only one skipping yours. #foodsky
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
i was reading this recipe for fried green tomatoes, it was a whole ass book. lesbians, abusive husbands, a dead klansman yadda yadda then you finally get to the recipe, and it’s barbecue pork! not even fried green tomatoes! they never did find that man’s body though ngl book good af but my tomatoes,
omg these are way too cute to eat
Taiyaki (鯛焼き 'baked sea bream'), as the name suggests, is a fish-shaped cake made from waffle batter. It's traditionally filled with sweet bean paste.
The sweets were created by Kobe Seijirō in 1909 to boost flagging sales at his store 'Naniwaya Sōhonten' (浪花家総本店).
The sweets were created by Kobe Seijirō in 1909 to boost flagging sales at his store 'Naniwaya Sōhonten' (浪花家総本店).
January 20, 2026 at 8:41 AM
omg these are way too cute to eat
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
both of these have been adopted, but I may release another adoptable catcus in the near future
🌵 CATCUS ADOPTABLES! 🌵
two catci are available for adoption! one male, one female. both of the common variety. more deets in their alt text 🐱
$5 each, poke me here or on discord to claim #battsart
two catci are available for adoption! one male, one female. both of the common variety. more deets in their alt text 🐱
$5 each, poke me here or on discord to claim #battsart
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 AM
both of these have been adopted, but I may release another adoptable catcus in the near future
thinking of revisiting this sketch from a few years ago
rough sketch of my warlock Kotz’s patron The Tired One, an elder uvuudaum who hates being bothered by mortals lol
it is wearing cozy polka-dot jammies that even cover its neck for extra warmth. the critter peeking out over its back is one of its mooncalf minions.
it is wearing cozy polka-dot jammies that even cover its neck for extra warmth. the critter peeking out over its back is one of its mooncalf minions.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 AM
thinking of revisiting this sketch from a few years ago