Eric Schmitz
@eschmitz.bsky.social
They’re playing “Movies” by Alien Ant Farm at the bar 20 minutes before kickoff, Bills by three scores
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They’re playing “Movies” by Alien Ant Farm at the bar 20 minutes before kickoff, Bills by three scores
The draw (the group of teams not the proceedings) feels like such a letdown.
The World Cup is special because you get to play random teams from around the world in the most important games possible and the US gets two teams they’ve played more recently than Week 6 of this football season.
The World Cup is special because you get to play random teams from around the world in the most important games possible and the US gets two teams they’ve played more recently than Week 6 of this football season.
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The draw (the group of teams not the proceedings) feels like such a letdown.
The World Cup is special because you get to play random teams from around the world in the most important games possible and the US gets two teams they’ve played more recently than Week 6 of this football season.
The World Cup is special because you get to play random teams from around the world in the most important games possible and the US gets two teams they’ve played more recently than Week 6 of this football season.
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have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
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Donald Trump congratulations you have won the inaugural Ashley Schaeffer BMW Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Donald Trump congratulations you have won the inaugural Ashley Schaeffer BMW Peace Prize
Who wins the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize, serious answers only
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Who wins the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize, serious answers only
Cackling, this is even better than I imagined.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Cackling, this is even better than I imagined.
“Are there Mexicans in the room?”
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“Are there Mexicans in the room?”
The World Cup Draw is supposed to be awkward and bad. It is culture.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The World Cup Draw is supposed to be awkward and bad. It is culture.
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Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
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Thanks everyone! 🥰🥰🥰🏝️⚽️🍻
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Thanks everyone! 🥰🥰🥰🏝️⚽️🍻
I love Spotify Wrapped day. Love seeing what people listen to, it’s like a personality test.
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I love Spotify Wrapped day. Love seeing what people listen to, it’s like a personality test.
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Getting ahead of it: the best Thanksgiving movie is SON IN LAW (1993).
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Getting ahead of it: the best Thanksgiving movie is SON IN LAW (1993).
Getting ahead of it: the best Thanksgiving movie is SON IN LAW (1993).
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Getting ahead of it: the best Thanksgiving movie is SON IN LAW (1993).
Spent my halftime booking a trip to see ANTARCTIGO VESPUCCI in BROOKLYN NEW YORK BABY
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Spent my halftime booking a trip to see ANTARCTIGO VESPUCCI in BROOKLYN NEW YORK BABY
Per Futbology the answer is 58 and it might be either Kirani James in Grenada because vibes or Arena das Dunas because obv
WAIT
Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question
How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question
How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Per Futbology the answer is 58 and it might be either Kirani James in Grenada because vibes or Arena das Dunas because obv
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
“KODAK!” I scream as I watch from my hotel room in Stockholm
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“KODAK!” I scream as I watch from my hotel room in Stockholm
In London with no plans so yes, of course, I bought the £3 resale ticket to go see Five at the O2
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
In London with no plans so yes, of course, I bought the £3 resale ticket to go see Five at the O2
At Bromley-AFC Wimbledon match and there’s a eight year old standing next to me that just said to his brother “if anything kicks off, I’m jumping on the pitch”
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
At Bromley-AFC Wimbledon match and there’s a eight year old standing next to me that just said to his brother “if anything kicks off, I’m jumping on the pitch”
If anyone catches me calling soccer “footy” at any point in the future please do me a favor and kick my ass
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If anyone catches me calling soccer “footy” at any point in the future please do me a favor and kick my ass
There’s a special place in hell for people that sign off on emails with “Best,”
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s a special place in hell for people that sign off on emails with “Best,”
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Imagine being under this much stress and your son still won’t let you crank one out
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine being under this much stress and your son still won’t let you crank one out
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15-2 starts now
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
15-2 starts now