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Esquilax

@esquilax.bsky.social

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One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. I exhibit experience by crushing turts all day (he/him)

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 8h

And it didn't look like his heart rate went above like 70bpm while doing it

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 8h

Feels like this has the makings of a legacy night for sports bluesky

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 8h

Perfect throw

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 9h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 8h

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 9h

Bazardo! I love you! Bazardo!

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 9h

in comes bazardo

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 9h

Don't love Bazzardo here

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 10h

That is incredibly accurate

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10h

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11h

The absolute funniest possible outcome tonight is if the Mariners win this series and there's a wild celebration in the streets of Portland because of it

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11h

A sad, defeated looking cat wearing a Seattle Mariners hat, watching someone pour them a very large glass of whiskey

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11h

God fucking damnit

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 14h

Same. Bummer!

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 15h

Oh fuck, there's a height limit?

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 22h

Grandpa Larry

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22h

I wanna hang out with Larry

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking finally

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 2d

Preparing myself for Kersh giving up the most powerful home run ever hit

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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 2d

😊

Top: A tweet by Talkin Baseball says, “Yankees Have Been Eliminated By The Blue Jays”

Bottom: The Yankees pose for a picture with The Mango Menace.

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 2d

Mox, have you ever considered pricing for a full commercial license on a commissioned project? I read through the model (and bought a shirt!), but I'm not sure if it applies of if you're at all interested. Let me know, please.

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 2d

Puyallup, Issaquah, geoduck

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 2d

The rest of the MLB viewing public learning today that Bryce Miller is a tremendous baseball weirdo #GoMs

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 3d

We shouldn't make fun of him. As a fat store that gives him the energy to traverse the desert when food is scarce, that hump puts him at a distinct advantage.

Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 3d

Hero

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 3d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Time ⚾️ 🔱

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 5d

*ahem*..................….…....... Juilo