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esses
@esses.bsky.social
Artist and designer, open for commissions sometimes, usually has pieces for sale, glad to finally get to use my OG handle for the first time in 13 years
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I felt this in my fucking soul
June 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Have they fixed this app to not suck ass yet?
October 16, 2023 at 2:54 PM
I love drafting invoices for my art.
September 14, 2023 at 4:29 AM
A Sale of Two Titties

It was the breast of times
September 12, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Incredible that the Midnight Meat Train isn't a porno
September 9, 2023 at 10:33 PM
The floor is baklava
September 9, 2023 at 12:56 PM
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it's called "being really annoying for food before 5 am" and your cat may be doing it
September 9, 2023 at 11:07 AM
Neck rolls and double chins are like love handles for people who like being choked
September 9, 2023 at 12:53 PM
I clipped a fish eye lens to my 3DSXL
September 4, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Going out to eat is fun, but they don't balance the macronutrients and fibre in my specific way so is it really worth it?
September 1, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Are you a man of worth or have you posted hog on the internet?
August 30, 2023 at 5:31 PM
My goal for the rest of the year is to get better at 3D modelling and digital sculpting. Here’s some torsos whipped up in Nomad Sculpt #art
August 22, 2023 at 4:37 AM
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sunday morning is the perfect time to worship slick wet beings from outside of time ! !!!
August 20, 2023 at 2:03 PM
I hope they decriminalise cocaine next so people don't hog the one unisex toilet at the bar to talk about crypto in between lines and just do it at their table. Here's me hogging the unisex toilet at the bar to take a selfie.
August 20, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Corner store kitty.
August 20, 2023 at 3:23 PM
This has to be a pyramid scheme or something
August 15, 2023 at 3:21 AM
This is how I discover that Blue Sky doesn’t support GIFs?
Pink and blue
August 6, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Pink and blue
August 6, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Quite a few of these weapons formed against me are prospering
August 3, 2023 at 9:05 PM
I can't hear properly, my nose is blocked, my throat feels like I swallowed sandpaper. Why do I still feel guilty about staying home from work when I feel like absolute shit?
August 2, 2023 at 7:38 AM
There is cheese available.
August 1, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Ordered a double vodka with soda water and sliced lime. When the waiter brought it around, he yelled "Who ordered the skinny bitch?!" So now I know what to call it.
August 1, 2023 at 2:31 PM
The gamer was watching his replays, when he noticed something distressing and called out: "Lord, why in my most clutch moments, did I not see the assist score going up?"
And the Lord said, "It was then that I carried you. Git gud scrub nub gg ez."
August 1, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Any of you skeeters in Cape Town?
July 31, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Missed my chance to post hog on the skyline now that I've given invite codes to people I know IRL. To skeet or not to skeet, yada yada
July 31, 2023 at 12:02 PM