Ethan (not The Grunk)
@ethanm.bsky.social
Mainly college football, mainly bad jokes and amateur analysis, occasionally in the same breath. Michigan grad 2.5x.
All college football is good college football as long as it’s consensual.
All college football is good college football as long as it’s consensual.
/sack time voice
STOCK TIME
STOCK TIME
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
/sack time voice
STOCK TIME
STOCK TIME
Penn State entered the season #2 coming off a deep(ish) playoff run, now in a dogfight with Rutgers for bowl eligibility under an interim coach
Life comes at you fast.
Life comes at you fast.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Penn State entered the season #2 coming off a deep(ish) playoff run, now in a dogfight with Rutgers for bowl eligibility under an interim coach
Life comes at you fast.
Life comes at you fast.
2 safeties stand between us and the funniest possible outcome
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
2 safeties stand between us and the funniest possible outcome
They’re playing NIN at the bump! @janecoaston.bsky.social its a sign
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They’re playing NIN at the bump! @janecoaston.bsky.social its a sign
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Ryan Day looking like he's about to cry as they fail to punch it in with 6 tries inside the 3 and it starts to snow is incredible
"Not again...no no no this is just like the nightmare no no not again"
Just for men John Cooper welcome to hell
"Not again...no no no this is just like the nightmare no no not again"
Just for men John Cooper welcome to hell
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ryan Day looking like he's about to cry as they fail to punch it in with 6 tries inside the 3 and it starts to snow is incredible
"Not again...no no no this is just like the nightmare no no not again"
Just for men John Cooper welcome to hell
"Not again...no no no this is just like the nightmare no no not again"
Just for men John Cooper welcome to hell
Alright let’s go blue
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Alright let’s go blue
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Arch completely convinced they’re going to the playoff as the announcers repeat “I don’t think they’re going to the playoffs” is a Curb Your Enthusiasm bit
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Arch completely convinced they’re going to the playoff as the announcers repeat “I don’t think they’re going to the playoffs” is a Curb Your Enthusiasm bit
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this might be the last time I can post this 🫡
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
this might be the last time I can post this 🫡
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Big if true
They have 19 now. I'm willing to concede that Arch Manning is likely a better pro prospect than Davis Warren
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Big if true
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man, I can barely even remember the last time a team with a trash QB took a 13-10 lead on its biggest rival on Thanksgiving weekend
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
man, I can barely even remember the last time a team with a trash QB took a 13-10 lead on its biggest rival on Thanksgiving weekend
CAN YOU TAKE
ME
HIIIIIGHER
ME
HIIIIIGHER
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
CAN YOU TAKE
ME
HIIIIIGHER
ME
HIIIIIGHER
Young team cursed game it’s fine y‘all. This shit happens.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Young team cursed game it’s fine y‘all. This shit happens.
Memphis is not only mounting a 4th quarter comeback from 3 scores down, they’re doing it in the most dramatic way possible.
And they did The Thing to maximize win probability.
Just A+ neutral observer football rn
And they did The Thing to maximize win probability.
Just A+ neutral observer football rn
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Memphis is not only mounting a 4th quarter comeback from 3 scores down, they’re doing it in the most dramatic way possible.
And they did The Thing to maximize win probability.
Just A+ neutral observer football rn
And they did The Thing to maximize win probability.
Just A+ neutral observer football rn
#collegekickers is said aloud in Cal VT I am levitating
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
#collegekickers is said aloud in Cal VT I am levitating
Nebraska football may be cursed but at least they have 2 triple-barrel T-shirt gattling guns mounted on a custom trailer being pulled by a tractor around their stadium.
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nebraska football may be cursed but at least they have 2 triple-barrel T-shirt gattling guns mounted on a custom trailer being pulled by a tractor around their stadium.
Proud of Wisco/UM wrapping up so fast (on fox!) it was only bested by Navy/Air Force. God's football.
October 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Proud of Wisco/UM wrapping up so fast (on fox!) it was only bested by Navy/Air Force. God's football.
Gimme a SAD
Gimme a FIELD
Gimme a GOAL
Gimme a FIELD
Gimme a GOAL
October 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gimme a SAD
Gimme a FIELD
Gimme a GOAL
Gimme a FIELD
Gimme a GOAL
Knowing it from experience (see: UM during the Hoke Era), we've reached the portion of the game where the good defense gives up the ghost after it becomes clear the offense isn't going to do anything.
October 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Knowing it from experience (see: UM during the Hoke Era), we've reached the portion of the game where the good defense gives up the ghost after it becomes clear the offense isn't going to do anything.