Ethan (not The Grunk)
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Ethan (not The Grunk)
@ethanm.bsky.social
Mainly college football, mainly bad jokes and amateur analysis, occasionally in the same breath. Michigan grad 2.5x.

All college football is good college football as long as it’s consensual.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nebraska football may be cursed but at least they have 2 triple-barrel T-shirt gattling guns mounted on a custom trailer being pulled by a tractor around their stadium.
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
September 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
September 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My wife gets me:
September 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Update:
September 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM