Ethan (not The Grunk)
@ethanm.bsky.social
Mainly college football, mainly bad jokes and amateur analysis, occasionally in the same breath. Michigan grad 2.5x.
All college football is good college football as long as it’s consensual.
All college football is good college football as long as it’s consensual.
/sack time voice
STOCK TIME
STOCK TIME
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
/sack time voice
STOCK TIME
STOCK TIME
Alright let’s go blue
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Alright let’s go blue
Nebraska football may be cursed but at least they have 2 triple-barrel T-shirt gattling guns mounted on a custom trailer being pulled by a tractor around their stadium.
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nebraska football may be cursed but at least they have 2 triple-barrel T-shirt gattling guns mounted on a custom trailer being pulled by a tractor around their stadium.
This is a public service announcement. Turbo “Turbo Dick“ Richard, BC running back.
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is a public service announcement. Turbo “Turbo Dick“ Richard, BC running back.
My wife gets me:
September 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My wife gets me:
Gameday Runzas, my first ever:
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Gameday Runzas, my first ever:
$1310 plus fees, you know why.
April 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
$1310 plus fees, you know why.
It took a while for me to finally get it up, but my office/guest room is a little brighter this morning.
This trophy goes BRRR in a very special way
This trophy goes BRRR in a very special way
January 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It took a while for me to finally get it up, but my office/guest room is a little brighter this morning.
This trophy goes BRRR in a very special way
This trophy goes BRRR in a very special way
The games, they were good. I enjoyed the football.
December 8, 2024 at 5:00 AM
The games, they were good. I enjoyed the football.
Tired: "I'm excited for this Big Ten West Classic!"
Wired: "The battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe! Woo!"
Inspired:
Wired: "The battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe! Woo!"
Inspired:
November 29, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Tired: "I'm excited for this Big Ten West Classic!"
Wired: "The battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe! Woo!"
Inspired:
Wired: "The battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe! Woo!"
Inspired:
Performance art
October 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Performance art
Tired: surrender cobra
Wired: surrender skincare
Wired: surrender skincare
September 8, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Tired: surrender cobra
Wired: surrender skincare
Wired: surrender skincare
Fucking hell yessssss
The last checkbox on a perfect national championship season.
Job's done.
The last checkbox on a perfect national championship season.
Job's done.
April 20, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Fucking hell yessssss
The last checkbox on a perfect national championship season.
Job's done.
The last checkbox on a perfect national championship season.
Job's done.
Wired it as one, but:
$49.00 49-0 MSU
$2415 24-15 PSU
$3024 30-24 OSU
$26.00 26-0 Iowa
$2027 27-20 Bama
$1334 34-13 UW
$1000 I won betting Michigan to win it all at 10-1
$125 to max out match
All 100% corp-matched
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
$49.00 49-0 MSU
$2415 24-15 PSU
$3024 30-24 OSU
$26.00 26-0 Iowa
$2027 27-20 Bama
$1334 34-13 UW
$1000 I won betting Michigan to win it all at 10-1
$125 to max out match
All 100% corp-matched
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
April 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Wired it as one, but:
$49.00 49-0 MSU
$2415 24-15 PSU
$3024 30-24 OSU
$26.00 26-0 Iowa
$2027 27-20 Bama
$1334 34-13 UW
$1000 I won betting Michigan to win it all at 10-1
$125 to max out match
All 100% corp-matched
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
$49.00 49-0 MSU
$2415 24-15 PSU
$3024 30-24 OSU
$26.00 26-0 Iowa
$2027 27-20 Bama
$1334 34-13 UW
$1000 I won betting Michigan to win it all at 10-1
$125 to max out match
All 100% corp-matched
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
Made this last night after seeing this thread and leaving the tab open for a week (thanks!) and A+ recommended. Ditched the odd roux-first technique, and saved a huge step w/rotisserie chicken and stock I already had vs the poaching. Pimentos and white wine really kick it up, don't skip em.
October 29, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Made this last night after seeing this thread and leaving the tab open for a week (thanks!) and A+ recommended. Ditched the odd roux-first technique, and saved a huge step w/rotisserie chicken and stock I already had vs the poaching. Pimentos and white wine really kick it up, don't skip em.
The chrome extension "full screen anything" helps make DIY possible:
October 14, 2023 at 8:04 PM
The chrome extension "full screen anything" helps make DIY possible: